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Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race?
This poll is closed.
R. Allin-Khan 6 1.60%
R. Burgon 80 21.33%
D. Butler 72 19.20%
A. Rayner 35 9.33%
I. Murray 5 1.33%
P. Flaps 177 47.20%
Total: 375 votes
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Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
-Shut down all business but food services and pharmacies
-Enforce 10pm curfew
-Ban jogging and exercise
-Criminal charges for gatherings above 2 people

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Tincans
Dec 15, 2007

pool's closed

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
looks like an allnighter for me!

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
A lot of people are going to take up a new outdoor exercise routine.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
How will they know if you've only gone out for exercise one time per day? I'm darn sure there are not enough police to know if I'll have been for one walk then another in the same day!

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Can I still go walk the dog? Asking for a friend (the friend is dog)

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Can I still go walk the dog? Asking for a friend (the friend is dog)

once per day

Sad Panda
Sep 22, 2004

I'm a Sad Panda.
Now the details, how are they going to track it or prove that it's my first run/cycle of the day?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

How will they know if you've only gone out for exercise one time per day? I'm darn sure there are not enough police to know if I'll have been for one walk then another in the same day!

its hte met so

if you're white its ok

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

How will they know if you've only gone out for exercise one time per day? I'm darn sure there are not enough police to know if I'll have been for one walk then another in the same day!

It was quite plainly a list of things he is begging people to do while clearly being entirely unable to enforce them

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Can I still go walk the dog? Asking for a friend (the friend is dog)

Once a day. Make sure you let the dog know so it can do an extra big poo poo.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




ah gently caress i just bought something from ebay.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
How many Tories bought shares in Deliveroo and Uber today, do you think?

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

ThomasPaine posted:

It was quite plainly a list of things he is begging people to do while clearly being entirely unable to enforce them

just pass the defence of the realm act through royal prerogative and initiate wartime powers

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Chuka Umana posted:

-Shut down all business but food services and pharmacies
-Enforce 10pm curfew
-Ban jogging and exercise
-Criminal charges for gatherings above 2 people

Banning exercise, while it would get goon approval, is loving stupid. And what about people who work round the clock? Criminal charges? Yeah, coz the prison system will handle that!

I don't think you've thought through this fantasy list.

Deketh
Feb 26, 2006
That's a nice fucking fish
Anything there about needing a pass to be outside for one of those reasons?

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

Sad Panda posted:

Now the details, how are they going to track it or prove that it's my first run/cycle of the day?

Subpoena your Strava logs?

It looks like I'm going to get extremely fit or extremely fat over the next few weeks.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Deketh posted:

Anything there about needing a pass to be outside for one of those reasons?

Nah it's all on the honour system.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://twitter.com/ShehabKhan/status/1242187708849696768

For those not watching. That first one is a loophole you could drive a loving coach and horses through of course.

Yeah, it's so vague as to be meaningless.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
is he ordering "non essential" shops closed? is there a legal definition?

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
exercise once per day is a huge loophole as well. I was doing 10hr cycle rides on the weekends back when I lived in a country where the weather was good and drivers weren't out to murder you. I was thinking long rides would be nice now there'll be less traffic on the roads... probably a dick move to do so though.

Deketh
Feb 26, 2006
That's a nice fucking fish

hemale in pain posted:

ah gently caress i just bought something from ebay.

It's not gonna effect online shopping deliveries, unless the store itself has decided to stop doing business

Sad Panda
Sep 22, 2004

I'm a Sad Panda.

Soylent Yellow posted:

Subpoena your Strava logs?

It looks like I'm going to get extremely fit or extremely fat over the next few weeks.

I hate carrying my phone with me anyway, tricks on them!

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
I don't think it really matters that there's "loopholes".

Give people very clear rules and most will follow them, and give police the power to actually enforce against those that are most flagrantly breaking them.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

bump_fn posted:

is he ordering "non essential" shops closed? is there a legal definition?

Do they sell jaffa cakes?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Soylent Yellow posted:

Subpoena your Strava logs?

It looks like I'm going to get extremely fit or extremely fat over the next few weeks.

I'm the second. After being stuck in for over 3 weeks with such severe flooding in our town that there was hardly anywhere to walk and the pools were all flooded too, then a 'weird cold' and now this, my weight is piling on. I need exercise to keep weight steady, let alone lose it!

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Sad Panda posted:

Now the details, how are they going to track it or prove that it's my first run/cycle of the day?

Check your phone movements

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

forkboy84 posted:

Banning exercise, while it would get goon approval, is loving stupid. And what about people who work round the clock? Criminal charges? Yeah, coz the prison system will handle that!

I don't think you've thought through this fantasy list.

Only work that should be permitted is essential services.

No one should be leaving their house except for food and medicine and hygiene products

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Deketh posted:

It's not gonna effect online shopping deliveries, unless the store itself has decided to stop doing business

it's just from some dude so doesn't he have to go to the post office to ship it?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Chuka Umana posted:

Only work that should be permitted is essential services.

No one should be leaving their house except for food and medicine and hygiene products
my pro controller broke thats essential

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Imagine if Corbyn had had to implement these measures!

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Chuka Umana posted:

Only work that should be permitted is essential services.

No one should be leaving their house except for food and medicine and hygiene products

and exercise. you can't ban exercise or you'll drive people mad.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnd1jKcfBRE

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
gently caress, and here I was sat, thinking that the measures might actually have an impact, like a fool

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Will have to check to see how many days of Fluoxetine I have left.

Should have set up an online delivery thing, but I didn't.

I hope this doesn't end badly.

:(

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Pretty great infographic on BBC showing the massive effect of cutting transmission. Kind of hoping that one of the experts is gonna get out a chessboard and a bag of rice

Gwaint
Oct 22, 2010

"Music is the truth. Just listen..."
poo poo.

I was just about to move to a new address - like literally in the next three days. I don't like where I live. I'm certain my move will be better for me in financial terms and mental health.
Does this mean those plans are out? I'm an essential worker (support worker for learning disabilities) so I'll still be going out to do my job. Or am I stuck living with people who love playing music until stupid o'clock in the morning for the foreseeable future?

Deketh
Feb 26, 2006
That's a nice fucking fish

hemale in pain posted:

it's just from some dude so doesn't he have to go to the post office to ship it?

Oh right yeah, I suppose so. Do post offices close then? I mean, they are essential. Bit vague this

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Strom Cuzewon posted:

Pretty great infographic on BBC showing the massive effect of cutting transmission. Kind of hoping that one of the experts is gonna get out a chessboard and a bag of rice

Yeah why a form of that wasn't spread like wildfire 10 days ago is beyond me.

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Imagine if Corbyn had had to implement these measures!

there would have been a coup lol

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