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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

2/10, no moustache.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Yeah that's a terrible Hitler, no wonder she didn't win

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

2/10, no moustache.

That’s how you miss Hitler.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Miss? Being an abject failure is a sure Hitler.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Imagine entering a Miss Hitler contest and NOT WINNING. “Miss Hitler entrant” on all of your future resumes

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

By popular demand posted:

Miss? Being an abject failure is a sure Hitler.

You gotta fail a little harder to win the Hitler Award

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKpyrHiZgZA

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Aesop Poprock posted:

Imagine entering a Miss Hitler contest and NOT WINNING. “Miss Hitler entrant” on all of your future resumes

I might just leave that as a gap on the cv.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


This person leads a... different life, like I'd be hard pressed to ignore anything they say,.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

By popular demand posted:

Miss? Being an abject failure is a sure Hitler.

Hitler didn’t miss his last shot :colbert:

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Nazis in general should follow the fuhrers example on racial purity and shoot themselves in the face immediately.

hate hoot
Nov 7, 2012

Can't help but feel this happening in Galilee might be relevant.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Fake animal news abounds on social media as coronavirus upends life

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/decider/status/1240698312702840833

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Aesop Poprock posted:

Imagine entering a Miss Hitler contest and NOT WINNING. “Miss Hitler entrant” on all of your future resumes

How can you expect someone who was captured alive to win Miss Hitler?

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

I like to think he showed up at one of their meetings clad in that suit and sunglasses and just kept saying "ayyyy, I'm a Jesuit!" and they were all confused about why he thought that was a thing they do

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



MizPiz posted:

How can you expect someone who was captured alive to win Miss Hitler?

zombie makeup?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/moshik_temkin/status/1241783027002458114?s=19

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Will America's obsession with cherry-pit spitting ever end?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Spanish police stop person in T-Rex costume

No word on where the hoverboarding Latina was.

Several hours later edit: Wait the T-Rex was the one on the hoverboard. gently caress.

Knormal has a new favorite as of 06:12 on Mar 23, 2020

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
"McConnell argued that Democrats were turning the bill into a "left wing episode of Supermarket Sweep.""

I don't care what your politics are I just wanted to let everyone know I would watch that gameshow, thanks.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

zedprime posted:

"McConnell argued that Democrats were turning the bill into a "left wing episode of Supermarket Sweep.""

I don't care what your politics are I just wanted to let everyone know I would watch that gameshow, thanks.

*me shoving boxes labeled "Healthcare" and "Dignity" into a cart*

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

The Bloop posted:

*me shoving boxes labeled "Healthcare" and "Dignity" into a cart*

*family member screams from checkout* No, NO! Go for the HMO Co-Pay With No-Limit Deductable on the bottom shelf, you get better value for killing poors with that! Now quick, head over to Aisle Voting Against Your Own Self Interests To Own The Libs.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Knormal posted:

Spanish police stop person in T-Rex costume

No word on where the hoverboarding Latina was.

Several hours later edit: Wait the T-Rex was the one on the hoverboard. gently caress.

There you go then, she escaped by stealing the hoverboard.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
This is seriously breaking my brain

https://twitter.com/charles_kinbote/status/1242152687661129743

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Great photo by Dick Bartz

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Looking at this photo makes my mouth suddenly taste like mayo.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

AlbieQuirky posted:

Looking at this photo makes my mouth suddenly taste like mayo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oo6iEqkFnI

zcrow
May 6, 2014

Ah.. yeah... um... tup tup tup tup tup.. this is something we'll add down the line

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Come on insects, It's 2020 and nobody cares. just be yourselves.
just stop biting me 'cause that's not my thing.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Same though

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

to own the libs

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Have you guys seen the news?

Uranus is leaking, I advise you check it out.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


There's a yo' mama joke in here somewhere:
NASA DATA SHOWS SOMETHING LEAKING OUT OF URANUS

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



:cry: for the love of god and all that is holy, uranus is leaking :gonk:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Krankenstyle posted:

:cry: for the love of god and all that is holy, uranus is leaking :gonk:

I WORK FOR NASA

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

By popular demand posted:

Come on insects, It's 2020 and nobody cares. just be yourselves.
just stop biting me 'cause that's not my thing.

Don't kink shame

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Oh good, let me add this to the list of unpreventable cosmic doom scenarios.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

By popular demand posted:

Come on insects, It's 2020 and nobody cares. just be yourselves.
just stop biting me 'cause that's not my thing.
*side-eyes your avatar* mmhmm

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