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Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Nonsense posted:

Holy gently caress it’s going to be back at 22,000 before lunch

Bounce back days are to be expected. It's not just gonna go straight down all day every day.

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mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

rump buttman posted:

general strike

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Siljmonster posted:

I'd love to have a day in the next 20 years where I don't go-to bed or wake up wanting to kill myself because the last 20 years have been exactly that

Also this disability makes me want to die but capitalism and the USA make me want to die more

Stay safe goon we need everyone who's not a piece of poo poo to live or it just gets worse

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

big titty communists are my JAM

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
Why is Nancy even on CNBC and not working? At least pretend!

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

triple sulk posted:

lmao millions of people are gonna die

:votegop:
:corona:
:killing:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

FAUXTON posted:

lol there's that big bounce lined up just like what's happening today

yeah, "m-... maybe it won't be that bad?"

lmao we're not even in the real poo poo yet

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

BraveUlysses posted:

how do i explain to my boomer parents that they are old enough that they need to worry about staying in isolation far more than their desire to watch my kid 3x a week?

Exactly like that.

You don't owe them more of an explanation than that.

MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"

Hatebag posted:

Good thing the dems tried to impeach him for stupid poo poo that was easily ignored instead of all the felonies he committed that had big paper and tweet trails that would be extremely easy to prove with no wiggle room.

Unless it’s the New York AG, nobody in power loving cares about his possible multi-decade long financial crimes.

And big lol if you think Barr gives a gently caress

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


triple sulk posted:

lmao millions of people are gonna die

https://twitter.com/JessforDelaware/status/1242459819489050624

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

rump buttman posted:

general strike

lol this will never happen, people are literally chomping at the bit to go back to poo poo paying jobs because they cannot grasp the concept of anything other than the status quo

americans are too stupid to handle this crisis and we are utterly hosed

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/kirstiealley/status/1242247422048382976

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

lmao

he loving hates that it isn't up to him to determine when people go back to work. It's entirely on the state governors who declared shelter in place to decide when to send their people back to work.

I truly hope New York, California, Washington and Illinois tell that fat orange rear end in a top hat to gently caress right off.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Hatebag posted:

Mao was a hosed up freak who said he only washed his dick in pussies

imagine the smell

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

MechaX posted:

Unless it’s the New York AG, nobody in power loving cares about his possible multi-decade long financial crimes.

And big lol if you think Barr gives a gently caress

They should have impeached on every count they had but they didn't because dems commit the same emoluments frauds and they don't want to turn the money hose off. It's because they're all crooks too

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

TMMadman posted:

lmao

he loving hates that it isn't up to him to determine when people go back to work. It's entirely on the state governors who declared shelter in place to decide when to send their people back to work.

I truly hope New York, California, Washington and Illinois tell that fat orange rear end in a top hat to gently caress right off.

It's more strategic than it appears. This posturing is so he can blame the liberal governors when people start dying/getting evicted/need more aid.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Hatebag posted:

he's going to kill millions of americans and also plenty of non-americans by making usa a virus reservoir. Good thing the dems tried to impeach him for stupid poo poo that was easily ignored instead of all the felonies he committed that had big paper and tweet trails that would be extremely easy to prove with no wiggle room. Pelosi is also responsible for the coming mass boomer graves.

lmao there was never any scenario where Trump was removed from office by the GOP.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

new kind of cat posted:

imagine the UTIs

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Not a Children posted:

It's more strategic than it appears. This posturing is so he can blame the liberal governors when people start dying/getting evicted/need more aid.

he was gonna do that anyway

large population states are most all blue so they will see the most deaths which is what he'll talk about and not the %

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


SpiderHyphenMan posted:

lmao there was never any scenario where Trump was removed from office

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

FAUXTON posted:

gently caress no we aint

not unless we seize them

checks *&* balances 👶

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Siljmonster posted:

Economics is loving stupid.

exactly

if the people in control of this money can't be trusted to keep things stable when disaster strikes they should be compelled to

pulling their money out to keep as much as possible is the only reason we are in this mess to begin with.. chain restaurants could have continued paying their employees with zero receipts and avoided like 50% of the shock to the markets and unemployment

it would have been cheaper to have the government pay them an estimated amount of revenue and continue paying employees than it will be to bail out all the people that ~the market~ left behind

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

I'm getting some Jim Jones vibe from this

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Vermont checks out

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

gj Delaware

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

lmao there was never any scenario where Trump was removed from office by the GOP.

I'm positing a hypothetical parallel world wherein the dems weren't dogshit criminal morons

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
lol the predisent is so god damned stupid and dangerous but everyone is so scared to get on his bad side that they just let him do whatever he wants

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
good morning all

another day guarding boring door but now that I see my stand-by unemployment pay might be almost my full paycheck im wondering why im doing this.

anyway heres a good star worfs

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
i can’t believer how worm jnfested the brains of this nation are

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Those poor lost chickens

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Hatebag posted:

I'm positing a hypothetical parallel world wherein the dems weren't dogshit criminal morons

There was absolutely nothing that could have been found by any investigation to get 20 Republican votes in the senate.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
America just signed it’s civilizational death certificate, holy poo poo what a third world shithole country led by death cultists. Like holy cow imagine them criticizing socialism after this ideologically driven death drive.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Not a Children posted:

It's more strategic than it appears. This posturing is so he can blame the liberal governors when people start dying/getting evicted/need more aid.

That's not strategic. He is completely incapable of blaming himself for anything, so even if he didn't say stupid poo poo now, he would still end up blaming the governors later.

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
don’t worry, Biden’s gonna beat him like a drum!

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



new kind of cat posted:

i can’t believer how worm jnfested the brains of this nation are

lmao owned

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