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Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race?
This poll is closed.
R. Allin-Khan 6 1.60%
R. Burgon 80 21.33%
D. Butler 72 19.20%
A. Rayner 35 9.33%
I. Murray 5 1.33%
P. Flaps 177 47.20%
Total: 375 votes
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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Canary Wharf shopping report - the big Waitrose is limiting and has 100-odd people waiting outside, the little M&S and Tesco are both basically empty and have about the same stock as the Tesco Metro around the corner from me had yesterday except bread is rather more limited. Nobody has eggs or bog roll, however I didn't check the Coop that claimed they were getting a lorry load of the latter today.

However good news everyone! Holland and Barrett is still open! Ecinacea and Rescue Remedy are exactly what we need in the face of a global pandemic!

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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Bobstar posted:

Thankfully the vets and pet crematoria are still open here, because we had to say goodbye to Jimmy yesterday. Horrible timing, but at least he's not in pain now.

He was such a good boy.



Sorry xxx

Biggus Dickus
May 18, 2005

Roadies know where to focus the spotlight.

Jimmy looks unimpressed with the whole "saying goodbye" thing. Like it's an inconvenience. A handsome boy, though.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Bobstar posted:

Predictably, they're resisting meaningful help for the self-employed:


Oh no, not giving money to people who don't need it! The ultimate Tory sin!

OFGS it's quite simple. Give them the money then when they do their next tax return, if they have earned more than some set amount (don't ask me what!) make a repay schedule. It's not hard. They just don't try!
And means testing it or getting it back will cost more than just flaming giving it to them anyway!

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
My company had promised an extra £40 a day for people coming to work but are already trying to backtrack on it. Can't really blame em, it's what the gubment would do...

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Marmaduke! posted:

My company had promised an extra £40 a day for people coming to work but are already trying to backtrack on it. Can't really blame em, it's what the gubment would do...

Rewarding people to come to work in a pandemic is a terrible idea.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

goddamnedtwisto posted:


However good news everyone! Holland and Barrett is still open! Ecinacea and Rescue Remedy are exactly what we need in the face of a global pandemic!

Don't mock! People I know are sharing poo poo like that on FB "oh I'm surprised to see H&B has vitamin C and various other potions - you'd think people would be wanting to strengthen their systems'.

Also, a friend (climate change denier - she's usually anti-big business but seems to think climate change is a plot - not sure who by - and I said to her the only people who benefit from climate change denial are your friends the big businesses - she's also into 'vibrations' and Louise Hay - if you get a sore throat it's because your mind is stopping you say something you need to say type stuff) but I digress:
She sent me this: Viruses don't transfer person to person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcS60a9cdg4

I haven't watched it, the title was enough to put me off!

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

he looks like he's aged 10 years in the last 10 days

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Necrothatcher posted:

Rewarding people to come to work in a pandemic is a terrible idea.

They have emphasised that this is not a reward for coming in sick, but I can see it being interpreted that way. We have security taking temperatures before people can come in, but that won't help if people aren't showing fever symptoms. They're also letting people back in after travelling back from the USA so it's a case of some good ideas vastly beaten by many other poor choices.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Bobstar posted:

Predictably, they're resisting meaningful help for the self-employed:


Oh no, not giving money to people who don't need it! The ultimate Tory sin!

Means testing is still a step up from just mean. Baby steps.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Testing means testing.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

How is the leaf-blowing man an essential service. Why is he continuing to torment my attempts to wfh during a lockdown.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

she's also into 'vibrations'

Who isn't

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

josh04 posted:

How is the leaf-blowing man an essential service. Why is he continuing to torment my attempts to wfh during a lockdown.

Counts as daily outdoor exercise.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/samcoatessky/status/1242447885582598144?s=21

https://twitter.com/samcoatessky/status/1242449532673286145?s=21

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

I'm shocked that their vague guidance last night hasn't had any meaningful effect.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

josh04 posted:

How is the leaf-blowing man an essential service. Why is he continuing to torment my attempts to wfh during a lockdown.

He should switch the blower to suck and go door to door providing assistance.

Or maybe my brain is compromised from a childhood of Carry On films

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
If I find and murder the person whose car alarm has been going off under my window for the last hour on the first day it's been nice enough to have the windows open in months, will that be put down as a coronavirus death? After all if it weren't for the government "advice", I wouldn't be here.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


https://twitter.com/PeoplesMomentum/status/1242385061103767552

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Don't mock! People I know are sharing poo poo like that on FB "oh I'm surprised to see H&B has vitamin C and various other potions - you'd think people would be wanting to strengthen their systems'.

Also, a friend (climate change denier - she's usually anti-big business but seems to think climate change is a plot - not sure who by - and I said to her the only people who benefit from climate change denial are your friends the big businesses - she's also into 'vibrations' and Louise Hay - if you get a sore throat it's because your mind is stopping you say something you need to say type stuff) but I digress:
She sent me this: Viruses don't transfer person to person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcS60a9cdg4

I haven't watched it, the title was enough to put me off!
I haven't watched it, it's 90 minutes and the first bit is entirely about a beam wave debunked in the 50s and how 5G activates pathogens inside us.

But from the same guy and only 8 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rzt6U08gzM

I never thought I'd see the conspiracy version of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Dear lord.

https://twitter.com/YesMissMurphy/status/1242364536365211648?s=19

For a long time I believed boomers were just massively selfish. Now I see they're actually physically incapable of believing anything bad can ever happen to them.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Guavanaut posted:

But from the same guy and only 8 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rzt6U08gzM

I thought this was gonna be something like "but it's actually 10,000 miles away!" or something, but no, he makes the argument that the moon - the moon ladies and gentlemen - is less than 5 miles away

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gonzo McFee posted:

Dear lord.

https://twitter.com/YesMissMurphy/status/1242364536365211648?s=19

For a long time I believed boomers were just massively selfish. Now I see they're actually physically incapable of believing anything bad can ever happen to them.

I regularly practice coprophagia because nothing I do impacts on my likelihood of becoming sick.

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Gonzo McFee posted:

Dear lord.

https://twitter.com/YesMissMurphy/status/1242364536365211648?s=19

For a long time I believed boomers were just massively selfish. Now I see they're actually physically incapable of believing anything bad can ever happen to them.

*screams into the void*

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




My Skype Court of Appeal hearing is going very well. It's funny watching lawyers do their theatrical histrionics to a webcam.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Gonzo McFee posted:

For a long time I believed boomers were just massively selfish. Now I see they're actually physically incapable of believing anything bad can ever happen to them.
They survived the Blitz and the Second World War by being born after it, and worked their way up through one of the most socialist periods of history, so why would anything bad happen to them?

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost

What the loving gently caress. Is this real

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

https://twitter.com/john3ners/status/1242384465546096641?s=20

Boomer death cult is real.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I thought this was gonna be something like "but it's actually 10,000 miles away!" or something, but no, he makes the argument that the moon - the moon ladies and gentlemen - is less than 5 miles away
Look, even if I got on top of the roof, I can't see anything much more than about 5 miles away, so how can the moon be further away than that?

Check and mate, connect four, Yahtzee. :smug:

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Gonzo McFee posted:

Dear lord.

https://twitter.com/YesMissMurphy/status/1242364536365211648?s=19

For a long time I believed boomers were just massively selfish. Now I see they're actually physically incapable of believing anything bad can ever happen to them.
I thought that vid from the US claiming that old people would willingly die to save the economy was ridiculous but if they're happy to die for a day at the beach then who knows? All this time we've been waiting for the boomers to die but none of us ever thought to just ask them nicely, they might have obliged.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Guavanaut posted:

But from the same guy and only 8 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rzt6U08gzM

The spyglass entertainment logo with his own text edited in is a loving amazing opener not gonna lie.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

jaete posted:

What the loving gently caress. Is this real

https://twitter.com/samcoatessky/status/1242461884881739776?s=21

MrNemo
Aug 26, 2010

"I just love beeting off"

Apparently like 50% of cases of novel coronavirus have anosmia as a symptom and it persists for around 3 weeks after you've recovered. It is bloody distressing not being able to smell or taste anything. I can't enjoy coffee and tried a beer yesterday, all I could taste was some back back of the mouth bitterness. Hell the other day I had a couple of spoonfuls of Colman's English mustard with 0 effect.

It's far from the worst that could happen but it's bizarre enough to pretty clearly show this is NOT the flu. Also I finished my 1 week self isolating yesterday, gently caress you Boris!

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

jaete posted:

What the loving gently caress. Is this real

Do you remember that time (yesterday) when I said all he would do is close the parks and beaches and everyone went “oh just you wait and see...”

I’ve never seen the main road near my house, and the M1, busier at 12pm on a Tuesday in March.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
Interesting. Her husband is at home recovering from a stroke; one wonders if he got medical intervention, and if so, why? If he dies, it's his time, after all. Why save him if you've had all the life you want and don't mind dying?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Going from "we have to go out cos we're sick of being indoors" to "I want to die my life is over" in the space of like, four minutes is very impressive.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

MrNemo posted:

Apparently like 50% of cases of novel coronavirus have anosmia as a symptom and it persists for around 3 weeks after you've recovered. It is bloody distressing not being able to smell or taste anything. I can't enjoy coffee and tried a beer yesterday, all I could taste was some back back of the mouth bitterness. Hell the other day I had a couple of spoonfuls of Colman's English mustard with 0 effect.

It's far from the worst that could happen but it's bizarre enough to pretty clearly show this is NOT the flu. Also I finished my 1 week self isolating yesterday, gently caress you Boris!

Few days ago I started drinking Thornton’s chocolate liqueur, saw the sell by date, checked amazon and the chuffing thing was 7 years old. Tried it yesterday when I could taste again and it can only be described as “liquid death”

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

TACD posted:

I thought that vid from the US claiming that old people would willingly die to save the economy was ridiculous but if they're happy to die for a day at the beach then who knows? All this time we've been waiting for the boomers to die but none of us ever thought to just ask them nicely, they might have obliged.

Absolutely full of poo poo. She's a child. Reality will bite when the symptoms set in and she'll be screaming bloody murder down the phone to an emergency services operator

Necrothatcher posted:

My Skype Court of Appeal hearing is going very well. It's funny watching lawyers do their theatrical histrionics to a webcam.

I wonder if they're wearing trousers :/

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DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
loving hell if they send us back to work. gently caress this poo poo I'd rather not have a job.

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