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Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
you make a good point bird with big dick

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Sirotan posted:

My thermapen is the only thermometer I have at the moment, I did test it under my tongue and succeeded without stabbing myself. You will have to stand in front of a mirror to be able to read it though.

Im running an S01 fever please help

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Canadian cases by age group...





In other news, Canada just stopped international mail.

Hopes Fall
Sep 10, 2006
HOLY BOOBS, BATMAN!

Rad-daddio posted:

drat, for that price is your cousin even covering their own cost?

Last time I rented a 2 br apt for under 800 it was 1998.

What loving costs? It's an illegal apt above the detached garage w/ no internet or cable, no Certificate of Occupancy, and I pay the gas and electric.

The front house is chopped into 2 units he charges much more for.

He can eat a dick. If I weren't here he'd making $0. $750 is still all I can afford

Eta: and it's a well, so no sewer costs. The place also doesn't have a washer/dryer, so I'm left with the pleasure of the laundromat.

And my husband takes care of the lawnwork, so my cousin spends 0 time or money on grass, leaves, or snow removal.

Hopes Fall fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Mar 24, 2020

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


unpacked robinhood posted:

Im running an S01 fever please help

I didn't like the first season start with the second one it's much better

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

Bronze Fonz posted:

In other news, Canada just stopped international mail.

Why would we do that though?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Bleusilences posted:

Why would we do that though?

For the sake of CP staff I assume.
Just got back from the post office, wife wanted to send a postcard to friends in Zurich and we were a day too late apparently.


e: Can't find anything about this online. Lady at the Canada Post counter read us a long list of countries now a no-go for mail, also includes P.E.I. Said this was new as of today.

Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Mar 24, 2020

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Hopes Fall posted:


He can eat a dick. If I weren't here he'd making $0. $750 is still all I can afford


If you weren't there, it sounds like he'd easily get another renter for $750.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Bronze Fonz posted:

For the sake of CP staff I assume.

The child porn staff have rough shifts already

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

bird with big dick posted:

Infection rate is tapering off time to start talking about getting back to work



It sucks that we’re going to blow by 666 and not have enough time to savor the moment.

Lotti Fuehrscheim
Jun 13, 2019

My niece - who is a nurse - is making these masks now, and my son will bring me some tomorrow.

http://springelkamp.nl/usr/img/2020/03.png

You put a piece of vacuum cleaner bag inside, and it will protect at about 70%, where a surgical mask does 90%.

But mostly I hope it will keep other people at a distance :-)

Hopes Fall
Sep 10, 2006
HOLY BOOBS, BATMAN!

GORDON posted:

If you weren't there, it sounds like he'd easily get another renter for $750.

Not one that came with a built-in lawn bitch. And he still can't legally rent the place, which takes me back to... If he fucks me, I gently caress him.

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

I guess there's no chance of getting ahold of one of those cool 3d printed masks, huh? That thing looks so sick I can't wait to mow my lawn in one

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Hopes Fall posted:

Not one that came with a built-in lawn bitch. And he still can't legally rent the place, which takes me back to... If he fucks me, I gently caress him.

How much more does a lawn bitch add to the value of the apartment?

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Hopes Fall posted:

Not one that came with a built-in lawn bitch. And he still can't legally rent the place, which takes me back to... If he fucks me, I gently caress him.

So at least you’ll give him the common courtesy of a reach around

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

My husband's job just got declared an essential service so if we do go full lockdown in Canada or Alberta he still has to go out there.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

GORDON posted:

How much more does a lawn bitch add to the value of the apartment?
Depends on whether it’s wearing a pointy hat or not.

Hopes Fall
Sep 10, 2006
HOLY BOOBS, BATMAN!

GORDON posted:

How much more does a lawn bitch add to the value of the apartment?

How much are you willing to pay to live somewhere that requires you to be a live-in groundskeeper without access to internet, cable, or laundry facilities?

We don't even use the address; we pay for a PO.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1242497692997206022?s=21

Goddammit Italy you were supposed to be trending downward

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I had to have my lawn bitch installed

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?

Hey, living in Ontario's tip is terrifying, youre surrounded on all sides by the US! Im waiting on the NY Covid refugees to come for me... any day now...

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.

Bape Culture posted:

https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1242497692997206022?s=21

Goddammit Italy you were supposed to be trending downward

italy tested more people and got less positive results as a percentage today.

27% vs 24%.

the death count lags by 2-3 weeks so it's not relevant to the new case numbers

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Bape Culture posted:

https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1242497692997206022?s=21

Goddammit Italy you were supposed to be trending downward

That's actually still down from peak and pretty flat with the last few days looking at new cases. They might be at an inflection point in their curve.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

If I see someone's dog take a poop on my yard and they refuse to pick it up after I stick my head out the window and tell them to, can I/should I bag the poop and throw it at them? This is relevant to my quarantine situation

Yes. Bring a gun too

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Bape Culture posted:

https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1242497692997206022?s=21

Goddammit Italy you were supposed to be trending downward

I like that it's fuckin everywhere except places that can't afford testing

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

JK Fresco posted:

Yes. Bring a gun too

a poop gun?

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

unpacked robinhood posted:

I like that it's fuckin everywhere except places that can't afford testing

It's not really in the ex-USSR tho

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

My wife has a compromised immune system and wears her N99 jogging mask that makes her look like Bane whenever she goes out now. Regardless of how effective the mask is for blocking the virus people keep the gently caress away from her when she wears it which makes it totally worth it.

Right up until someone panics and attacks her

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
I like to think there's a handful of people around the world who have been out of cell range for the last month or two. Hikers and researchers or whatever. They're trickling back into cell reception to find the world has turned into a lovely B movie.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


JK Fresco posted:

Yes. Bring a gun too

I'm angry but not that angry. Their response when I told them to pick up after their dog was they smiled and said "nah I don't think I will" and walked off. Wtf

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Outrail posted:

I like to think there's a handful of people around the world who have been out of cell range for the last month or two. Hikers and researchers or whatever. They're trickling back into cell reception to find the world has turned into a lovely B movie.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I'm angry but not that angry. Their response when I told them to pick up after their dog was they smiled and said "nah I don't think I will" and walked off. Wtf

You keep the gun hidden but available for if they escalate

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Morally speaking, though, you should be allowed to kill them for their disrespect

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Massive headfuck when those brain-dead reality tools step into the world. gently caress it, leave them in there. Like a living history piece of the before times.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Anyone hurt by the virus should be allowed to sue the Chinese government

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


It’s about time they brought back Dead Set.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuOwisw39E

DropsySufferer
Nov 9, 2008

Impractical practicality

shovelbum posted:

It's not really in the ex-USSR tho

Yes, I also believe Putin is being fully honest to the world about the number of cases.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Outrail posted:

Massive headfuck when those brain-dead reality tools step into the world. gently caress it, leave them in there. Like a living history piece of the before times.

They already told them. The video is somewhere if you want to watch it.
They mostly cared about their family.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

DropsySufferer posted:

Yes, I also believe Putin is being fully honest to the world about the number of cases.

And also the lions

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Joe owns 1 shirt and 1 jacket. Also lol

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1242533332166094848

What the hell is going on around here??

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