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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

triple sulk posted:

the retail clothing sales going on right now are insane

we're not even that deep in and retailers are having 20-30% off sales online

clothing stores are always having sales

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Flavius Aetass posted:

clothing stores are always having sales

not like this

economy's dying cloud

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005


And they will hire you back at the same pay or MORE!

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
back in business by Easter baby, our pockets fat with trump bucks

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





jnix take my energy

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!
The 4th horseman of the apocalypse has arrived

https://www.wafb.com/2020/03/24/waffle-house-closes-locations-across-us/

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Mayor Dave posted:

a solar-system sized projection of the piss tape

you're thinking too small. project it on a galaxy

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

triple sulk posted:

the retail clothing sales going on right now are insane

we're not even that deep in and retailers are having 20-30% off sales online

Wake me up at 50%

Flooger
Dec 26, 2004

holy fuuuuuck shijiiiit pissssssss

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





ok, class. we've wrapped our civics survey. who's ready a year of home-ec?

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Flooger posted:

holy fuuuuuck shijiiiit pissssssss

yeah, you heard right, the guy from The Apprentice.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


nah lemme know when they start showing roof koreans on the news

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Flooger posted:

holy fuuuuuck shijiiiit pissssssss

lol, got caught thinking again

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



FAUXTON posted:

nah lemme know when they start showing roof koreans on the news

only 90's kids will get this one

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

rump buttman posted:

lol, got caught thinking again

hell,

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
lol at everyone playing Division 2 as practice for 3 weeks from now when I’m playing Doom Eternal for that

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

FAUXTON posted:

nah lemme know when they start showing roof koreans on the news

roof koreans showed up because white cops, as a bloc, decided to stop responding to calls in koreatown
so yeah you'll see them soon

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Jonny 290 posted:

roof koreans showed up because white cops, as a bloc, decided to stop responding to calls in koreatown
so yeah you'll see them soon

lol 8 wheezing cops rolling up in the roni wagon, barely able to get out

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



eric ciaramella posted:

pissworm safari
eric + jr

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



modern american culture is resistant to voluntary mitigation techniques, and enforced mitigation would probably go worse, so a whole lot of average joes are going to find out how exponential growth works since they clearly didn't listen in school

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


ymgve posted:

i don't think the ufos disobeyed the laws of physics, they just moved in ways that can't be caused by conventional aerodynamics engines

the navy even managed to get a missile lock on one of those things which is pretty hilarious if they are aliens from outer space

what exists that can do maneuvers of hundreds of G's, doing poo poo like dropping from 80,000' to just above sea level in a matter of seconds and then start hovering

let alone the reports of UFOs entering water and continuing to move at high speed and what not

shits crazy lol

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



aliens: take us to your leader
me: you gonna eat him? you should totally eat him. it's our way

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





drat these people gently caress

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
If NY doesn’t get the aid they need, I hope they seize Trump tower and turn it in to an ICU. There should be plenty of beds.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

at this point you are basically a cenobite

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



some governors following the president

some are not

civil war baby

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/Disneyland2go/status/1242218719385878533

big if true

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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Ragequit posted:

If NY doesn’t get the aid they need, I hope they seize Trump tower and turn it in to an ICU. There should be plenty of beds.

How many without urine damage?

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
free cash is back on the menu

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




i want my trumbux

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




euphronius posted:

space is big but time is longer: we or any other civ can go really far in astronomically negligible time periods

the window for life in this universe is incredibly slim on the cosmic timeline. mostly its dead space and black holes. it's midnight and we're inside a firework popping in an empty field.

who knows the big bang could've been from a progenitor race fleeing their dying universe, completely oblivious of their part in creating a tiny blue dot ruled by a dotard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD4izuDMUQA

Durf has issued a correction as of 06:19 on Mar 25, 2020

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

luv 2 bust a nut in toontown

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Chard posted:

i want my trumbux

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I want my loving MONEY

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Mr PRESIDENT im READY for WORK

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Asproigerosis posted:

I'm super loving salty I can't buy a regular switch right now in the middle of a pandwmic. What the gently caress is your problem nintendo. No I will not buy your lovely fake rear end lite version. I demand full fidelity on my animal crossing.

Have to result to playing doom at work. Rip and tear in the hospital overnight baby!

post making me lmao so bad rn

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

snoo posted:

I want my loving MONEY

only if u promise to give it back in eight months, with interest!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

snoo posted:

I want my loving MONEY

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

snoo posted:

I want my loving MONEY

cumshitter posted:

♩i have a trump check coming but i need cash now♩

call CS Cumworth

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