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goatface posted:loving hell, Blower, what sort of composition is that? I just don't know how you look at that and think 'yeah that's fine, no problems there'
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goatface posted:loving hell, Blower, what sort of composition is that? I can only imagine the reason is that he could see that to get the image balanced it'd have to be "your oval office needs you" and he didn't want to be disrespectful to Boris.  I think the real issue here is that he's doing the "Your Country Needs You" poster entirely from memory and so has hosed it up because he's forgotten how it's laid out. ookiimarukochan fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Mar 5, 2020 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Boris Johnson defending Priti Patel at PMQs – Boris Johnson has given the government’s strongest backing yet for Priti Patel in the wake of fresh bullying allegations, insisting the home secretary was doing an ‘outstanding job’" Telegraph:  Super Tuesday: five key takeaways as two frontrunners emerge Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Emergency coronavirus talks held on possibility of parliament closing Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Priti Patel's management skills 
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Pilchenstein posted:No Blower today? Is he dead? Doubt it, he just shares the Telegraph's spot with Bob. Matt's Twitter hasn't updated in a week and a half, though... Guardian:  "Steve Bell on Joe Biden becoming the Democratic frontrunner – Joe Biden has staged one of the greatest comebacks in modern political history to become the front runner of the Democratic presidential race after winning a majority of the crucial Super Tuesday primary elections" Telegraph:  Bond movie No Time to Die pushed back to November Independent:  Flybe falls prey to coronavirus and 'stronger' airlines are likely to follow Times:  Harry and Meghan in first official UK appearance since royal split Evening Standard:  Barnier warns of grave differences between EU and UK in trade talks Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... coronavirus's licence to kill  Guardian Australian Sport: 
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the call to self-isolate – Health authorities are advising that people returning from areas affected by the new coronavirus should self-isolate" Telegraph:  Sunak to unveil budget aimed at helping firms deal with coronavirus Independent:  After Pietro Longhi. The i paper:  Times:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... The Queen's friendship with Sheikh Mohammed  Stephen Collins: 
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Observer: "Boris Johnson in the shadow of coronavirus – The prime minister washes his hands of more than germs" Sunday Telegraph:  Rishi Sunak pledges he will not let coronavirus cripple the economy Sunday Times: 
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Britain's coronavirus composure – Shelves across the UK have been stripped of medications, toilet paper and hand gel as shoppers stockpile in the face of the epidemic" Telegraph:  Budget: chancellor hints at looser purse strings for NHS and broadband Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Coronavirus: Boris Johnson to hold Cobra meeting as UK death toll hits three
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson: Boris Johnson unleashes Cobra on coronavirus – Prime minister and his senior ministers have held an emergency meeting of the civil contingencies committee to discuss the UK response to the crisis" Telegraph:  'We're a bit shocked': Italians on life under coronavirus lockdown Matt:  ITV Racing's future in balance with negotiations back on at Cheltenham Independent:  Global stock markets post biggest falls since 2008 financial crisis Times:  Max von Sydow, star of The Exorcist and The Seventh Seal, dies aged 90 Evening Standard:  After Canaletto. Mail:  David Squires: 
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Mar 10, 2020 23:42
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So glad to see the return of that smiley face tattoo 
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Rishi Sunak's first budget as chancellor – Rishi Sunak will promise ‘historic’ investment in roads, railways, broadband and scientific research in his first budget, as the government tries to deliver on its promise to ‘level up’ the UK" Telegraph:  Andy Warhol review – sex, drag, the Velvets and 50 Marilyn Monroes Matt:  Chancellor makes £30bn budget pledge to protect economy from coronavirus Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Rishi Sunak's coronavirus Budget  "The Chancellor's working from home today - he has a bit of a sniffle."
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Surprised the Evening Standard one isn't just Osborne calling him a oval office tbh. Undoing all his hard work like that by spending some of the imaginary money.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Boris's ballistic budget – The chancellor, Rishi Sunak, has pledged £30bn of extra spending in a number of measures to protect the UK economy against the coronavirus" Telegraph:  Matt:  Britons left stranded in Italy as airlines cancel flights in and out of the coronavirus capital of Europe Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Coronavirus: Trump suspends European travel as global recession fears intensify; Watch Adams sketch the cartoon on Twitter. Guardian Australian Sport: 
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Mar 12, 2020 22:08
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"Mardy Gras"
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I had a sensible chuckle at that Matt. Somebody check if I have a fever.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Donald Trump's response to coronavirus – The EU has condemned Donald Trump’s unilateral ban on travel from 26 European countries as urgent efforts to contain the rapid spread of the coronavirus pandemic upended daily life for millions around the world" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Johnson: many more people will lose loved ones to coronavirus
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's herd immunity plan – The prime minister is following the coronavirus advice of England’s chief scentific adviser and delaying isolation measures" Telegraph:  Independent:  After George Hinke and The Knack. The i paper:  Premier League, Football League and WSL suspended until April Times:  Stephen Collins: 
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Observer: "The monster lurking behind coronavirus – Remember Brexit? Perhaps it’s time we did" Sunday Telegraph;  Coronavirus: UK over-70s to be asked to self-isolate 'within weeks', Hancock says Matt:  Sunday Times:  Coronavirus: Trump's stumbles and testing failures pave way to disaster, experts say
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on self-isolating during the coronavirus outbreak – People over 70 will soon be asked to stay at home for up to four months to protect themselves from the risk of contracting coronavirus, the UK health secretary, Matt Hancock, has confirmed" After Georges Seurat. Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Coronavirus: UK manufacturers urged to consider switching to making ventilators Evening Standard:  Coronavirus: health experts fear epidemic will ‘let rip’ through UK 
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's coronavirus bulletins – The prime minister is to hold daily televised press conferences to update the British public about the fight against Covid-19" After Bruegel. Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... UK's coronavirus crisis  David Squires: 
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Boris Johnson and the coronavirus crisis – The PM has agreed to a huge increase in government spending to support the UK economy" Telegraph:  After Hopper. Matt:   Independent:  Coronavirus poses existential threat, says hospitality industry Times:  Evenng Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Britain's coronavirus lockdown 
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Mar 18, 2020 20:56
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gently caress sake i laughed at a Matt, £650k well spent Telegraph (not the last one)
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Doccykins posted:gently caress sake i laughed at a Matt, £650k well spent Telegraph The granny flat one? It got me too. I blame the fever
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's daily coronavirus briefings – The prime minister will personally chair many of the daily briefings, which No 10 says will continue ‘as long as necessary’" Telegraph:  Matt:  London tube to close many stations because of coronavirus Independent:  Labour MPs alarmed at Covid-19 laws being passed without vote Times:  After George Cruikshank. Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on UK's lockdown fears 
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Shame that the Telegraph one doesn't have the netflix logo all fuzzy and blocky, given the announcement earlier that Netflix is going to restrict their video bitrate in Europe so the internet tubes don't get clogged.
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Communist Thoughts posted:The granny flat one? It got me too. I blame the fever I'm afraid it was the bees DaWolfey posted:Shame that the Telegraph one doesn't have the netflix logo all fuzzy and blocky, given the announcement earlier that Netflix is going to restrict their video bitrate in Europe so the internet tubes don't get clogged. He'll be fine that cathode tube can only do 240p
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I actually liked a Bob cartoon. These are strange times.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the fallout from the Windrush inquiry – An inquiry into the Windrush scandal found that the Home Office had demonstrated ‘institutional ignorance and thoughtlessness towards the issue of race’" Telegraph:  Help! We're stuck at home with the children and have to home-school them without going out of our minds Matt:  Bank of England cuts interest rates to all-time low of 0.1% Independent:  London tube to close many stations because of coronavirus Times:  After Herbert Mason. Evening Standard:  Sunak launches third UK budget in nine days – and the most crucial; After Hokusai. Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the coronavirus schools shutdown  Guardian Australian Sport: 
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Mar 21, 2020 00:22
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How long until Squires runs out of football material entirely and resorts to making comics exclusively about Jelle's Marble Runs
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Cloud Potato posted:
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There's a tiny man in there and he spins it around as fast as he can manage.
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Like a human centipede but somehow worse.
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on responses to Boris Johnson's coronavirus briefings – The PM’s daily presentation on the Covid-19 situation have led to fans comparing him to his hero Winston Churchill and critics calling out his lack of credibility" Telegraph:  Matt:  Street serenades and Skype: Mother's Day in the time of Covid-19 Independent:  After King Canute. Times:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the Queen and Prince Philip at Windsor Castle amid the coronavirus pandemic  Stephen Collins: 
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Observer: "Isolated Britain – Chris Riddell on the coronavirus crisis" Sunday Telegraph:  Sunday Times:  After Whistler.
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson's response to the coronavirus – Boris Johnson has given his most explicit warning yet that the UK might face an Italian-style lockdown to curb coronavirus amid mounting criticism of a mixed message from No 10" Telegraph:  After the Bash Street Kids. Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Scottish government 'furious' at travellers to Highlands and Islands Evening Standard: 
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Mar 23, 2020 23:20
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Blower you oval office if you can't loving draw Gnasher then give up
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on a crisis of crisis leadership – The Conservative government, and particularly Boris Johnson, has come in for stiff criticism over its light-touch coronavirus strategy" Telegraph:  Independent:  Boris Johnson orders UK lockdown to be enforced by police Times:  Evening Standard:  Criticism over crowded London Underground trains Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the coronavirus lockdown  David Squires: 
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J_RBG posted:Blower you oval office if you can't loving draw Gnasher then give up 
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Good version of she don't use jelly. Very impressed.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Trump's approach to coronavirus and the economy - Donald Trump has said he is eager to reopen the US economy in weeks not months – even as the death toll from the virus continued to rise" Telegraph:  Asterix creator Albert Uderzo dies at 92 Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Doctors threaten to quit NHS over shortage of protective kit Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... a nation of isolaters 
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