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GWBBQ posted:100% serious answer: his ex wife and her new boyfriend were making porn and cooking meth for cash So you are saying she was too good for him
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Flavius Aetass posted:when vaping was killing all these people and the government was stepping in and then one day it just kind of all went away I think they found out it was an impurity (and hopefully fixed it), I wasn't paying real close attention
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Mar 25, 2020 09:08
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Don't timg that poo poo, let it shine.
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Mar 25, 2020 09:20
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A funny electric six song. Our hearts will love you, our lips will kiss you Our teeth will tear your flesh apart The will of death and destruction is on display Like a precious work of art I said, "It's such a coup, it's nothing new, it's nothing we haven't seen It's just a big to-do to punish you for being so unclean." Our operators are standing by To provide you with excellent service The mother-tongue wants you to die And you're all so understandably nervous I spoke with Gerald Ford on the Ouija board and he said the whole thing stinks He said, "It's such a bore, it's nothing more than playing Tiddly-Winks." So Doom and gloom and doom and gloom Hounds of hell are howling at the moon And we're visiting Joe Biden's tomb And the eternal scent of time will run the course Just like a headless horse without a horse And I don't care what any of this means When I hit the iceberg, the iceberg sinks I don't need your gravity So, go ahead and slap your big X on me [sax solo] Our corporate masters bathe in profits From the re-usable nightmare The action news correspondent displays his marvelous shiny hair He said it's getting a little bit stuffy in here now don't you think But never fear, the weekend's here, you can dive into your drink for more Doom and doom and doom and gloom Judgment day is truly coming soon All the boys and girls stay in their room Even though their story is about you This story surely will be told without you And the scent of time will run the course Just like a headless horse without a horse
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Milo and POTUS posted:So you are saying she was too good for him it'd be very difficult finding a woman who is not too good for steve bannon, the rancid living corpse.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:The timing on this has bothered me for years and I adjusted it a bit so it doesn't take five minutes to play I appreciate your dedication to superior craftsmanship in the field of memes
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it'd be very difficult finding a woman who is not too good for steve bannon, the rancid living corpse. Bannon's house rented during his tenure in the White House reportedly was the scene of much pornographic filmmaking and the bathtub was destroyed with acid in what is not a suspicious event at all, no sir https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bannons-vacated-florida-home-had-a-bathroom-destroyed-by-acid-washington-post-report-985356 "[E]ntire Jacuzzie bathtub seems to have been covered in acid," Bannon's landlord wrote in a February 2015 email. "I'm out of town, is there any way u can talk with Diane and sort things out ??" Bannon replied. I'm not saying Steve Bannon disposed of a corpse by melting it down to slag in the hot tub and running it down the drain, but he definitely did it
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Filthy Hans posted:I'm not saying Steve Bannon disposed of a corpse by melting it down to slag in the hot tub and running it down the drain, but he definitely did it Looking at his face (don't do it) I think he just bathed in it.
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Mar 25, 2020 15:48
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When Hawaii thought it was gonna get nuked by North Korea for about 30 minutes
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taqueso posted:I think they found out it was an impurity (and hopefully fixed it), I wasn't paying real close attention
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NightGyr posted:When Hawaii thought it was gonna get nuked by North Korea for about 30 minutes I'm just sad I never got to see any stories about people doing crazy end-of-the-world stuff after the notice.
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Mar 25, 2020 18:38
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jesus CHHRRIIISSst
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Virgin Stair-walker: + Probably develops respiratory conditions + Loses job + Has to live through the Bush presidency Chad Falling Man: + Subject of an iconic photograph + Dies within seconds + Potentially? free of suffering + Tarot symbolism? idk
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Mar 25, 2020 19:04
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NightGyr posted:When Hawaii thought it was gonna get nuked by North Korea for about 30 minutes 
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Virgin Stair-walker: I don't think the stair walker made it my dude
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I'm pretty sure this guy was a cook on windows on the world so I'm not sure how you find the deaths of working class people of color funny. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 25, 2020 20:21
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Lol shut up
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By posting this image which has been an iconic symbol & subject of countless memes for close to two decades now, you are showing your loathing of people of color,
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haha, goon fun police go durrr
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Virgin Stair-walker: the real chad is the 9/11 surfer who surfed the wreckage halfway down from one of the towers and only broke his legs
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Mar 25, 2020 21:06
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i'm the 23% that just kept on strokin
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:the real chad is the 9/11 surfer who surfed the wreckage halfway down from one of the towers and only broke his legs what
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Keep loving that chicken.
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Mar 25, 2020 21:29
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his name is Pasquale Buzzelli  (there was no actual surfing involved, he survived in a stairwell or something) H.P. Hovercraft has issued a correction as of 21:34 on Mar 25, 2020 |
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taqueso posted:I'm just sad I never got to see any stories about people doing crazy end-of-the-world stuff after the notice. A parent lowered their kid into a storm drain.
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taqueso posted:I'm just sad I never got to see any stories about people doing crazy end-of-the-world stuff after the notice. Thank you for reminding me of this. 
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lol someone please post the gif of barack and hillary running downstairs on christmas to find trump on the trampoline
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when multiple US senators tested positive for coronavirus and joe biden had a dementia episode during quarantine
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GalacticAcid posted:Lol shut up
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GalacticAcid posted:Lol shut up after a decade and a half on the forums this poster is one of like six on my ignore list. not because I disagree, not even because they're a bad poster, just that they have never said anything interesting or funny ever.
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Shyrka posted:Thank you for reminding me of this. When I see that I always think about how the crush is a way better person than I'd be in the same situation
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GalacticAcid posted:Lol shut up
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just thought about The Pivot for the first time in a while
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