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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Iron Crowned posted:

How long until we start getting kicked out of all the clubs?

A deadly disease accomplishes what John Birch couldn't.

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Bethamphetamine posted:

drat Pompeo is on a tear. $1 billion in aid cut to Afghanistan guaranteeing Taliban victory, and now stymieing any teeny bit of leadership or order from the G7 because racism.

He's really catching on to this Trump thing

Anti-Social_Disease
Mar 5, 2002

Reprisal posted:

why is it racist to call it the Wuhan virus?

China has a lot to answer for, here.

Shush up, Nancy. You're gonna be dead soon. If The Frighteners is cannon you can ask the other guests in your mass grave why you can't use the N word, but those people can freely throw it around.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

How do I sun my b-hole while maintaining social distancing? After 20 seconds of perineum tanning yoga my chi becomes one with all life on earth.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Bethamphetamine posted:

How do I sun my b-hole while maintaining social distancing? After 20 seconds of perineum tanning yoga my chi becomes one with all life on earth.

could you please stop? the smell in my bathroom is getting worse

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

Actual Satan posted:

South africa has 100% banned alcohol sales and possession for the next 3 weeks.

Grim!

Are people resorting to washing their hands with whiskey like this is Deadwood or something?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


I'm sure they'll figure out the math error by the time they get back from their 3 week recess

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Bethamphetamine posted:

How do I sun my b-hole while maintaining social distancing? After 20 seconds of perineum tanning yoga my chi becomes one with all life on earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54n9a0OSJrs

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

juche avocado posted:

i take no pleasure in reporting this but(t) people regularly share sex toys and i think that's where that's coming from

does it make me an ignorant baby to say "eww"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/thisismeredith/status/1242781308608057344

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Mike DeWine is currently showing tik tok videos

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
*america getting wrecked its own by poor planning and lovely healthcare system*

the chinese will pay for this! :argh:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



emfive posted:

does it make me an ignorant baby to say "eww"

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1242878203703767046

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

emfive posted:

does it make me an ignorant baby to say "eww"

what did you oldsters use for assplay back in the '50s, grandpa

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





who's tired of all the winning

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Filthy Hans posted:

what did you oldsters use for assplay back in the '50s, grandpa

lugers looted from dead loving nazis

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Cowpocalypse posted:

*america getting wrecked its own by poor planning and lovely healthcare system*

the chinese will pay for this! :argh:
I'm assured they have a lot to answer for, here.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Filthy Hans posted:

what did you oldsters use for assplay back in the '50s, grandpa

everything was made of wood

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





emfive posted:

everything was made of wood

:quagmire:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/1242850517430210562

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Waffle House posted:

what is the layman's way of explaining the market pumps whenever it gets propped back up like this

gently caress where's cumshitter

im more focused on personal finance and that would be more of a macroeconomics question but the rational premise for purchasing stock is that you believe the company has good potential for future cashflows. so with talk of a stimulus bill and america going back to work people are buying in. some people also see it as a sale on stocks.

the drops come when people realize 1) oh god im all stocks and i cant afford to lose this money i forgot stocks are volatile and 2) they see a rise and believe this is the best price they will get, maybe they missed out on previous pumps

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/josephinecuevas/status/1242655438065340416?s=20

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
How the gently caress is America still a country guys it’s time close up shop at some point writing a 6 trillion dollar check to CEO’s for free is less merciful than just declaring the country done and finished. Foreclose and declare bankruptcy already.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

how long do you think the internet is going to stay up

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

how long do you think the internet is going to stay up

it’s not going to go down

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

my opinion on the latest Deerhunter album is changing for the better

at first listen it seemed pretty toothless compared to their earlier work, and while that might be true it is really chill

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 360 days!
How can you JO with no e????

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001

Augus posted:

because it makes the story about dirty foreign invaders instead of the fact that a mixture of incompetence, greed, and malice on the part of american government and big business has all but guaranteed that before long the outbreak is gonna be worse here than it ever was in china

this never would have happened if the Chinese government had not hidden the outbreak and concealed their initial efforts. Max Brooks even thinks that for Pete’s sake.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






https://twitter.com/grandeza787/status/1242674259513741312?s=20
https://twitter.com/aadil_sidat/status/1242737365409501190?s=20

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Reprisal posted:

this never would have happened if the Chinese government had not hidden the outbreak and concealed their initial efforts. Max Brooks even thinks that for Pete’s sake.

wow max brooks, truly someone we should be looking to in this time of crisis and not a racist hack

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Reprisal posted:

this never would have happened if the Chinese government had not hidden the outbreak and concealed their initial efforts. Max Brooks even thinks that for Pete’s sake.
please source your quotes

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
who tf is Max brooks

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

eric ciaramella posted:

who tf is Max brooks

mel brooks, but faster

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Reprisal posted:

this never would have happened if the Chinese government had not hidden the outbreak and concealed their initial efforts. Max Brooks even thinks that for Pete’s sake.

lol what

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

eric ciaramella posted:

who tf is Max brooks

he wrote the Zombie Survival Guide and also World War Z

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
Even george r r farkin martin think's this is the fault of the communist chines'e, get a grip!

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1242812373754433538?s=20

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

i can't believe the democrats worked together with the chinese to conceal this deadly hoax to attack the president

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Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/1242883746031751173?s=20

dems gonna lose all 50 states

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