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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

i'm in the third decade of my life, 199X-2000, 2000-2010, 2010-2020 and I'm not even 30!! :smug: it's called pulling up your bootstraps and aging extra hard

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Mak0rz posted:

Seventeen years is one decade and 70% of a second decade.

I'm pretty sure we don't see cases of SARS anymore because the original virus strain that caused it is extinct in the "wild" (it still exists in research facilities).

17 rounds up, motherfucker

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




T-man posted:

i'm in the third decade of my life, 199X-2000, 2000-2010, 2010-2020 and I'm not even 30!! :smug: it's called pulling up your bootstraps and aging extra hard

Everyone in their 20s is in the 3rd decade of thier life?

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Aramoro posted:

Everyone in their 20s is in the 3rd decade of thier life?

T-man is factually wrong for once, we're mostly in our fourth

90s 00s 10s 20s

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

T-man is factually wrong for once, we're mostly in our fourth

90s 00s 10s 20s

I'm in my fifth, and I'm only 31 :smug:

Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

---
21ST DECADE TRANZOID MAN

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Count Uvula posted:

21ST DECADE TRANZOID MAN

Isn’t that a song by Bad Religion?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Mak0rz posted:

Seventeen years is one decade and 70% of a second decade
Nice hair-splitting, Neil DeGrasse Failson

Proteus Jones posted:

Isn’t that a song by Bad Religion?
Rush?

The BR song was first released in 1990, so I think Greg Graffin is probably making GBS threads his pants with rage 24/7 because there's like so much more to be salty about than, like, lil Timmy's game boy advance

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Who What Now posted:

I'm in my fifth, and I'm only 31 :smug:

This is probably how you hear about young people dying to the roni. They might be 31 but they're in their 5th decade of life so are boomers.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Also I think Boomers have decided to count 18-50 as "young" now.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

christmas boots posted:

Also I think Boomers have decided to count 18-50 as "young" now.

They won the right to define the timeline back when they won World War 2.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Presented without context



I'm not even high and it made me cry laugh, especially every time I look at the baby

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Picnic Princess posted:

Presented without context



I'm not even high and it made me cry laugh, especially every time I look at the baby

But seriously, gently caress u ronald McDonald!

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

They won the right to define the timeline back when they won World War 2.

You know, George Washington was a Boomer.

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

Picnic Princess posted:

Presented without context



I'm not even high and it made me cry laugh, especially every time I look at the baby

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

christmas boots posted:

You know, George Washington was a Boomer.

Enough. We all know Boomers aren't real

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/cloudyyxp_/status/1242788646379565056/photo/1

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

King Crimson

trap sprung, and I'm not even a prog guy

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




IOSM: Now fully kitted out with synthetic sex organs

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Thats bait.gif

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Ambitious Spider posted:

King Crimson

trap sprung, and I'm not even a prog guy

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

On the one hand, it's so ludicrous that it has to be a troll. On the other hand, yeah people really are that dense and lovely.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

apatheticman posted:

Thats bait.gif

https://i.imgur.com/dHbZeDM.gifv

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Ooooooooooof I just found out that for the past month my aunt, who I'm estranged from and who unfriended me on FB after I refused to respond to a string of nasty messages, has been posting a bunch of TERFy poo poo on her page and was working on a "satirical youtube channel focused on politics, economics, culture, and the whole gender ID thing".

But now she's lost internet access because the libraries are closed :laffo:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Picnic Princess posted:

Ooooooooooof I just found out that for the past month my aunt, who I'm estranged from and who unfriended me on FB after I refused to respond to a string of nasty messages, has been posting a bunch of TERFy poo poo on her page and was working on a "satirical youtube channel focused on politics, economics, culture, and the whole gender ID thing".

But now she's lost internet access because the libraries are closed :laffo:

:boom:

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Picnic Princess posted:

Ooooooooooof I just found out that for the past month my aunt, who I'm estranged from and who unfriended me on FB after I refused to respond to a string of nasty messages, has been posting a bunch of TERFy poo poo on her page and was working on a "satirical youtube channel focused on politics, economics, culture, and the whole gender ID thing".

But now she's lost internet access because the libraries are closed :laffo:

:yeshaha:

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

I work with a dude who’s making his own ‘politics free’ video game. The plot, as he unironically describes it to me, is ‘various oppressed groups band together to overthrow the Evil King’.

Edit: Also I’m extremely gay and I love DOOM soooooo....

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

GreenMetalSun posted:

I work with a dude who’s making his own ‘politics free’ video game. The plot, as he unironically describes it to me, is ‘various oppressed groups band together to overthrow the Evil King’.

It's 100% fantasy, no real-world allegories or authorial biases. Utterly pure, pristine, politics-free distilled fiction.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Cythereal posted:

On the one hand, it's so ludicrous that it has to be a troll. On the other hand, yeah people really are that dense and lovely.
The detailed description of gay foreplay gave it away.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Vib Rib posted:

The detailed description of gay foreplay gave it away.

And "Asian female near legal age."

Jurgan has a new favorite as of 03:57 on Mar 26, 2020

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Jurgan posted:

And "Asian woman near legal age."

How many decades is that?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Cythereal posted:

On the one hand, it's so ludicrous that it has to be a troll. On the other hand, yeah people really are that dense and lovely.

It ends with him describing Doomguy having gay sex with a robot along with the taste of his sweat

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

The embedded preview cuts off just before the foreplay starts. Cythereal probably didn't click through to read the rest and that is understandable really

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

T-man posted:

i'm in the third decade of my life, 199X-2000, 2000-2010, 2010-2020 and I'm not even 30!! :smug: it's called pulling up your bootstraps and aging extra hard

I feel like I've aged about two decades in the past four years, does that count?

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Screaming Idiot posted:

I feel like I've aged about two decades in the past four years, does that count?

gently caress, I feel like I've aged two decades in the past four MONTHS

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Eh! Frank posted:

gently caress, I feel like I've aged two decades in the past four MONTHS

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.





"As a straight man I don't consider trans as part of the gay, lesbian and bisexual community." is a truly amazing thing for anyone to ever say. :allears:

Adolf Glitter posted:

Salmond was acquitted on a not proven verdict rather than not guilty
Not sure if only Scotland has the limbo-verdict.
There's many ways to slice it (it really is dumb as gently caress) but many describe it as "we know what you did, but can't quite prove it, watch yer arse ya dodgy fucker"
Even without that, "not guilty" doesn't mean "innocent". It just means "the prosecutor didn't manage to prove it beyond reasonable doubt". That could be anywhere from "definitely didn't do it" to "almost certainly did it but it's just plausible that there's another explanation" or even, in some cases "you definitely did one of these two crimes but we can't be sure which one".

MizPiz posted:

Hey, they did say "blame the media"
:haw: Blame the media!
:crossarms: Aren't you the media?
:haw: Yes!

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

T-man is factually wrong for once, we're mostly in our fourth

90s 00s 10s 20s
This was a very good post and I laughed aloud.

Picnic Princess posted:

Ooooooooooof I just found out that for the past month my aunt, who I'm estranged from and who unfriended me on FB after I refused to respond to a string of nasty messages, has been posting a bunch of TERFy poo poo on her page and was working on a "satirical youtube channel focused on politics, economics, culture, and the whole gender ID thing".

But now she's lost internet access because the libraries are closed :laffo:
She was going to run a YouTube channel... from the library? :stare:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

T-man is factually wrong for once, we're mostly in our fourth

90s 00s 10s 20s

so that means I'm now in my sixth decade

well that doesn't feel good at all

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Tiggum posted:

Even without that, "not guilty" doesn't mean "innocent". It just means "the prosecutor didn't manage to prove it beyond reasonable doubt". That could be anywhere from "definitely didn't do it" to "almost certainly did it but it's just plausible that there's another explanation" or even, in some cases "you definitely did one of these two crimes but we can't be sure which one".


Yeah, I think the jury was absolutely justified in finding OJ not guilty and I also absolutely think he killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Memento posted:

so that means I'm now in my sixth decade

well that doesn't feel good at all

:rip: Memento, died to boomer remover

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