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It's stunning how much this virus is kicking the poo poo out of Europe and the US relative to East Asia in both total cases and death counts. Within the next couple days both America and Italy will pass China in total number of cases, Italy has already doubled China's reported number of deaths. We had months of warning that this was coming and still completely poo poo the bed. And it's not just China potentially fudging some of the case data. South Korea and Japan both effectively clamped down on this after an initial surge. It just keeps going up up up everywhere simultaneously in the US and Europe though. https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6 - Johns Hopkins worldwide covid map thingy
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It's because you have loving morons like my dad who laugh and call to go "ha ha I went out to get coffee and you can't stop me"
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Achtane posted:My wife works at a pet store, which are designated "essential", but aren't doing anything other than reducing hours a little. None of her dumbshit customers are practicing social distancing, so she's just getting surrounded by people all day. Families are coming in and treating it like a visit to the zoo. This is loving insane. They need to change to pickup only, or actually limit the number of customers in the store, but what's really going to happen is she's gonna get sick and then I'm gonna die because I have high blood pressure and had asthma as a kid. gently caress yeah. My niece goes to college near me and her school cancelled classes for the semester while she was home for spring break so I rescued her rabbit from her dorm. I've never kept a rabbit before, and she was low on a couple of things. Did you know rabbits need to eat hay constantly? They like to eat hay while they poo so you have to put some in the litterbox, for them to eat. Anyway, I have dogs so even though I bought plenty of dog food I didn't have any hay and Smokey and I would have been hosed if your wife wasn't there to sell me some expensive rear end rabbit hay. Thank you both for your sacrifice.  Smokey has since been reunited with his family
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it's.. not normal to eat while you poop? asking for a friend
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is cute  Yeah, we have three chinchillas and they love themselves some hay. I think they might be the cutest of all animals. Wanna go pet one o' them chillas.
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There is absolutely no sense of unity in the US, and never has been. Kurt Vonnegut even remarked on this when he wrote Slaughterhouse Five over half a century ago. We are taught to hate ourselves and each other And we are especially taught to distrust scientific authority, the GOP media machine has been training people to do that for decades. If an actual expert goes on TV with a proven-effective plan of action, no one listens, because we are trained to not trust them, only the talking heads on Fox News provide trustworthy information and they're telling me that this is no worse than the sniffles, we don't shut down the entire economy over the common cold!!1!
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Is there still a rule about drunk posting in GBS? Asking for later.
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poverty goat posted:My niece goes to college near me and her school cancelled classes for the semester while she was home for spring break so I rescued her rabbit from her dorm. I've never kept a rabbit before, and she was low on a couple of things. Did you know rabbits need to eat hay constantly? They like to eat hay while they poo so you have to put some in the litterbox, for them to eat. Anyway, I have dogs so even though I bought plenty of dog food I didn't have any hay and Smokey and I would have been hosed if your wife wasn't there to sell me some expensive rear end rabbit hay. Thank you both for your sacrifice. Our rabbit looks almost the same as that one. Thank you for saving that tiny grumpy english rabbit Be prepared for their piss to smell awful and for them to poop occasionally outside of their litter box, because while they do like pooping in a designated place they also poop constantly, but at least their poops are basically tiny odorless pellets that are easy to sweep up. If you have a garden their poop also makes some of the best fertilizer on Earth.
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bollig posted:someone I went to high school with has been on a cruise since ~5 March, haven't seen a post on Facebook since then ... condolences
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People need pet stores also because normal stores have like cat and dog food but not lizard food etc
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Yeah, definitely. I just don't see why they can't set either a strict limit on customers inside at a time, or go to pickup only. They put tape on the floor to designate where to stand while employees get your stuff but nobody gives a poo poo.
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Pick posted:People need pet stores also because normal stores have like cat and dog food but not lizard food etc Yup this. I have a leopard gecko to feed. He's a big plump boy and I want him to stay that way. Ordering live crickets online is always a crapshoot.
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Mar 26, 2020 00:39
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I like to eat a nice fat sausage while I poop, for the symmetry.
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Today is a sad day. The masturbation convention is in danger of being canceled  Bate Con 2020|BateCon 2020 - the largest public masturbation exhibition in the USA | National Masturbation Convention 2020 quote:BateCon is the largest public masturbation exhibition in the USA. Taking place over four days, BateCon was created for like-minded adults who are looking to socially connect through the act of masturbation. Normally, it’s regarded as a private act, but we here at BateCon believe masturbation is a great tool for social bonding. its not real
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Achtane posted:Yeah, definitely. I just don't see why they can't set either a strict limit on customers inside at a time, or go to pickup only. They put tape on the floor to designate where to stand while employees get your stuff but nobody gives a poo poo. Yeah a limit on customers would make sense. A lot of places have a "no more than X" people can gather in one spot, if your area has a limit like that (and it's like 5 or 10, not 50) you could make the argument that should apply to your store as well. In Canada bans on large gatherings are now being enforced with fines on businesses and individuals who don't comply.
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Ebola Roulette posted:Yup this. I have a leopard gecko to feed. He's a big plump boy and I want him to stay that way. Ordering live crickets online is always a crapshoot. Wild bugs are out in a lot of areas now it's spring - my sons praying mantis has been feasting well on a variety of random beetles and grasshoppers. Invest in a very fine loose net, cast it over something green, give it a kick or two and see what hops out.
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Mar 26, 2020 00:52
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Don't shake hands at Bate Con.
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Cacafuego posted:
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Det_no posted:Don't shake hands at Bate Con. Isn’t that the entire point?
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https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/1242941666635517954 lmao hahhaha
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As I post, we're talking to my wife's grandfather(97) and stepgrandmother(79) in Ohio. They have a hoarder amount of food stocked up and don't plan to go anywhere. But their neighbors went door to door delivering soup, so they had soup for dinner last night. Also, does anyone have that mask sterilization chart? I think it said 160 and our oven only goes down to 170, so I need to look at the alternatives.
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Cacafuego posted:Today is a sad day. The masturbation convention is in danger of being canceled Post on facebook that liberals are trying to get a public masturbation and gun rally banned for X reason and you'll have chuds tugging their dicks on the courthouse steps by tomorrow.
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Chinatown posted:more leik Cross poo poo!!!! Cough fit
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Rolo posted:Is there still a rule about drunk posting in GBS? Asking for later. Just lol if you aren't always drunk posting.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah a limit on customers would make sense. A lot of places have a "no more than X" people can gather in one spot, if your area has a limit like that (and it's like 5 or 10, not 50) you could make the argument that should apply to your store as well. I saw that Los Angeles is going to start shutting off the water and electricity to non-essential business that refuse to close.
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Hopefully the free press for him is coming to an end. https://twitter.com/noahshachtman/status/1242928863010848768?s=21
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cynic posted:Wild bugs are out in a lot of areas now it's spring - my sons praying mantis has been feasting well on a variety of random beetles and grasshoppers. Invest in a very fine loose net, cast it over something green, give it a kick or two and see what hops out. I thought all the experts advised against that, as you might catch a bug that came from an area sprayed with pesticide.
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EL BROMANCE posted:Hopefully the free press for him is coming to an end. This is a cool and good idea so they most certainly won't follow through with it. I'd also accept playing the speeches on enough of a delay so they can just overlay a fart noise over each lie. But who are the news networks even reaching anymore that isn't under 40 years old or otherwise completely silo'ed in some sort of information hell?
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EL BROMANCE posted:Hopefully the free press for him is coming to an end. after like 4 years the media is just now considering that maybe letting that dude have all the free airtime he wants could be a bad idea, I bet they're not even going to follow through either because right there in the article "ratings are higher than ever"
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Fabulousity posted:This is a cool and good idea so they most certainly won't follow through with it. I'd also accept playing the speeches on enough of a delay so they can just overlay a fart noise over each lie. idk, i know a loooot of people that still watch tv religiously, every single day, and use it for their primary source of information. the under 40 crowd is less likely to, but anecdotally it still seems v popular in the usa
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Beachcomber posted:As I post, we're talking to my wife's grandfather(97) and stepgrandmother(79) in Ohio. They have a hoarder amount of food stocked up and don't plan to go anywhere. 170 is fine
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Grape posted:Make a good post. Just once. Or even a mediocre post, is that fair? What the hell are you talking about, Grape? I am fully prepared to make many posts that specifically please you.
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EL BROMANCE posted:Hopefully the free press for him is coming to an end. Good. No reason to see the president during a constantly worsening national pandemic. They'll change their minds after one day, once they see that Fox got 15 million viewers for being the only station to air it.
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EL BROMANCE posted:Hopefully the free press for him is coming to an end. they can use to the airtime to talk about how biden being awol because he is comatose in a hospital room for days at a time between being pumped full of drugs for brief, incoherent media appearances is actually a good thing because...
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