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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


trump

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rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



the milk machine posted:

i'll probably just release a bunch of EPs of different length covers of 4'33"

same, but 1989

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
like if i could have a possum as a pet i would, probably

get im a lil like, baby sling or somethin


feed him some trash if he behaves at the dog park

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Schmoe Cwead posted:

i guess they care about loving over poors more than they do fleecing the public in the middle of a crisis lol

what does this part even mean

and are you really suggesting that people in need aren't going to use all the cash shot their way in a crisis

and are you really suggesting that would be a reason to not follow through with the proposal

feel free to

you know

click the thing and skim the 4 pages

it's a really, really good policy

$2,000 a month (if you're a single person, more w/ families and kids) loaded onto a card issued and administered by the us government, to continue every month until a year after the end of the crisis

and a suggestion to fold this into postal banking and etc

jesus gently caress what is your problem are you stupid

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

CAROL posted:

is it true opossums do not get rabies even if you really try hard

One second of googling says it's more rare than other animals, but this is just an interesting factoid, please do not allow yourself to be bitten by possums

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
look i dont give a poo poo how long ur version of 4'33" is but it better have all three movements or i will personally come for you

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

sinnesloeschen posted:

like if i could have a possum as a pet i would, probably

get im a lil like, baby sling or somethin


feed him some trash if he behaves at the dog park

You could get a ferret, oh oh or get a civet and make coffee from its poop

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





nothing is true. everything is false. chaos reigns.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

sinnesloeschen posted:

like if i could have a possum as a pet i would, probably

get im a lil like, baby sling or somethin


feed him some trash if he behaves at the dog park

Too bad they only live a few years

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
getting high in my bathroom listening to Travis Scott and thinking about Trump

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili




lol

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mayor Dave posted:

Too bad they only live a few years

but then again, who does

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
I shot a opossum one time because it had killed one of my chickens and then I realized it was pregnant and I had actually killed like a dozen of them with that single shot. So I vowed to never shoot another one. That really hosed me up and I hate that I did it.

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Inspector Hound posted:

You could get a ferret, oh oh or get a civet and make coffee from its poop

kinda exotic though, yeah?

possums scratch that elusive 'weird as poo poo but still p accessible' itch

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
salvador dali had an ocelot i think?

he was also constantly high as poo poo on mescaline, probably

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


get a capybara

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I have never seen a possum but I saw a raccoon at the zoo and it was cute

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
look i can go down the street to the hobo park and get a possum easy peasy

i cant just waltz down there and get a civet or an ocelot or a capybara

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





MINT THE TRILLION DOLLAR COIN YOU FUCKS

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


CAROL posted:

are they red lentils those are my favorite

Green. What's the difference between green and red besides the food coloring used?

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
the zoo is so wonderful. I wish I could visit all the zoos where the animals are the happiest

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
i am not gonna buy a wild goddamn animal. i will craft a pleasant home for them that they may visit at their leisure.

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
also im gonna say it enterprise season 4 is pretty good gently caress you pmprut

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

I shot a opossum one time because it had killed one of my chickens and then I realized it was pregnant and I had actually killed like a dozen of them with that single shot. So I vowed to never shoot another one. That really hosed me up and I hate that I did it.

possums rule they voraciously eat ticks... 4-5000 per season and are immune to rabies

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


What the gently caress

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Admiral Ray posted:

i am not gonna buy a wild goddamn animal. i will craft a pleasant home for them that they may visit at their leisure.

oh thats a p good idea tbh

like when i bought that sack of deer corn and just threw it in the yard

deer are cool but make terrifying noises and also eat birds whole

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Inspector Hound posted:

What the gently caress

Trumoo!

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

get a capybara

drat in this size class I bet you could get a nutria, their teeth are loving gross looking though

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





CaptainBeefart posted:

Green. What's the difference between green and red besides the food coloring used?

:negative:

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
now here’s a guy I like

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


I thought he would have owned an orange juice company,

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
whos that dumb fucker that keeps kidnapping groundhogs trying to get laid

maybe ill call them

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

CAROL posted:

now here’s a guy I like

What's the poop coffee situation here

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

CAROL posted:

now here’s a guy I like

all i see is cold weather penis op

sorry :shrug:

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
be kind to the baby

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

CAROL posted:

the zoo is so wonderful. I wish I could visit all the zoos where the animals are the happiest

Look for preserve style ones; big cat rescues are cool as hell and usually serving a good purpose, but the cages are almost always tiny.

E Tampas Lowry park zoo and Busch gardens Tampa Bay both rule

Inspector Hound has issued a correction as of 01:48 on Mar 26, 2020

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

sinnesloeschen posted:

also im gonna say it enterprise season 4 is pretty good gently caress you pmprut

i've heard that season is good cause it's like all the writers knew no one was watching it and they just did whatever they wanted

i've never seen the show tho

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



What on Earth is this show about?

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