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Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

Why the poo poo do people keep making gaap adujsted employment jokes?

Economic data doesn't relate to gaap on any way and is very commonly adjusted by most counties. The number is even corrected later. And kudlow drunk called fox to remind people he can gently caress woth the numbers, just in case anyone forgot.

Fake edit: don't ruin your savings, leave the 401 alone.

It’s not that they are related, it’s inference that the job numbers might suddenly have adjustments or modifiers that skew to a view point. I think loving with numbers at this point is pretty stupid but who knows with this WH.

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Vox Nihili posted:

I mean, sure, why not? Nothing has fundamentally changed in the past 48 hours or so.

Just sentiment and a couple strong green days. Sentiment matters a lot. I’m wondering whether we’ve seen the low due to people no longer properly evaluating Coronavirus. A significant part of the public buying into a certain narrative that is endorsing letting more people die to prop up the economy would, well, actually affect the market. It’s not like there is some physical law governing the S&P, it’s all people.

Inner Light
Jan 2, 2020



pmchem posted:

It’s not like there is some physical law governing the S&P, it’s all people.

I've always wondered how much movement in the S&P is dictated by people making decisions vs. algorithms and sentiment analyses making decisions based on programming, albeit born from people.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

pmchem posted:

Just sentiment and a couple strong green days. Sentiment matters a lot. I’m wondering whether we’ve seen the low due to people no longer properly evaluating Coronavirus. A significant part of the public buying into a certain narrative that is endorsing letting more people die to prop up the economy would, well, actually affect the market. It’s not like there is some physical law governing the S&P, it’s all people.

The situation on the ground is still evolving rapidly. We get unemployment numbers tomorrow, March job numbers on April 3rd, then Q1 earnings reports from tons of companies throughout April.

My original guess (1600) was a half-joke, but I think we absolutely will see sub-2000 within the next two months.

Cheesemaster200
Feb 11, 2004

Guard of the Citadel
The VIX is at 63 right now. That does not indicate a bottom in my opinion. Neither do days when the S&P is up (or down) 10%.

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

Inner Light posted:

I've always wondered how much movement in the S&P is dictated by people making decisions vs. algorithms and sentiment analyses making decisions based on programming, albeit born from people.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/25/this-is-a-once-in-a-lifetime-buying-opportunity-like-87-and-08-says-ariels-john-rogers.html

Sounds like there are some big buyers out there.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Yeah my buddy in prestige finance is bemoaning that the bottom is long, looong gone :negative:

This past month has transferred an unfathomable amount of wealth to the already-rich

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Yeah my buddy in prestige finance is bemoaning that the bottom is long, looong gone :negative:

EAT at $7/share. BUD at $32/share. Crazy. I got in higher than that on both and still feel like it's a bargain.

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Any Canadians know about this scenario?

If I transfer an option position to a cash account from a registered account, and then close the option, does the whole value that comes out of the option count as capital gains or just the profit on the position? I'm 80% sure it's just the profit but I'd like to make sure. Many thanks if anyone knows about this weird edge case.

e: My guess is 3.45 mil applying for unemployment insurance or w/e it's called in the states only because I think that between humans inherently procrastinating or being too lazy to file for it right away and the services being so overloaded it's only like 50% of the people that need it that have actually got applications in. My guess at the real number of people unemployed now would be somewhere around 7 to 8 million.

VelociBacon fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Mar 26, 2020

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
5.6 mil is my guess

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


6,666,666 Bob

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


2.9m, Trump touts touts victory in senate, market up 1500 pts

i hate missing 2300 buy-in but oh well

Kal Torak
Jul 17, 2003

When Giles sends me on a mission, he says "please". And afterwards I get a cookie.

VelociBacon posted:

Any Canadians know about this scenario?

If I transfer an option position to a cash account from a registered account, and then close the option, does the whole value that comes out of the option count as capital gains or just the profit on the position? I'm 80% sure it's just the profit but I'd like to make sure. Many thanks if anyone knows about this weird edge case.

e: My guess is 3.45 mil applying for unemployment insurance or w/e it's called in the states only because I think that between humans inherently procrastinating or being too lazy to file for it right away and the services being so overloaded it's only like 50% of the people that need it that have actually got applications in. My guess at the real number of people unemployed now would be somewhere around 7 to 8 million.

Not sure why you decided to try this thread, you are getting plenty of help in the other thread. But I'll answer anyway.

If you transfer an option out of a registered account, it would come out at FMV at the time of the transfer. If you then close the option, the difference between FMV when it transferred and the price that you closed it at, would be your gain or loss to report. But why would you do this? If you do it from a TFSA, it's a withdrawal and cant be added to your contribution room until the next calendar year. If you do it from an RRSP, there would be a withholding tax, FMV added to your income, and lost contribution room forever.

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Kal Torak posted:

Not sure why you decided to try this thread, you are getting plenty of help in the other thread. But I'll answer anyway.

If you transfer an option out of a registered account, it would come out at FMV at the time of the transfer. If you then close the option, the difference between FMV when it transferred and the price that you closed it at, would be your gain or loss to report. But why would you do this? If you do it from a TFSA, it's a withdrawal and cant be added to your contribution room until the next calendar year. If you do it from an RRSP, there would be a withholding tax, FMV added to your income, and lost contribution room forever.

Hey, yeah sorry you're right I should have just edited it into a post in the other thread but I felt bad for monopolizing everyone's time there. I appreciate your response. I'd be moving the option out of the TFSA into the cash account to avoid drawing too much CRA suspicion with a great number of short duration speculative options trading. I'm not going to cap my TFSA for probably another 4 years so I'm not concerned about the room. Appreciate your time as always today.

jawbroken
Aug 13, 2007

messmate king

Cheesemaster200 posted:

The WSJ had an interesting article the other day regarding an analysis of ICU beds in different cities and counties. A lot of it was sensationalist bullshit, but it did have an interesting analysis of healthcare capacity versus other countries. Apparently our history of being fat and unhealthy has had the positive side effect of increasing critical care capacity. The US has double the amount of beds than Italy and six times that of China. This brings another possibility with this crisis, in that the surge of patients will hit the healthcare system but it will be able to deal with it due to added capacity; bend but not break if you will.



Quiz: If your number of cases, required ICU beds, etc. is doubling roughly every 3 days, how much extra time would having double the capacity buy you?

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Corona can remain prolific longer than your hospitals can stay open.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Baddog posted:

And most of the money in the market is being run by people like your parents.

Still not seeing widespread reports of how bad its getting in our hospitals. Especially not in the news channels that people in this demographic pay attention to.
My friend's brother is a resident at NY Presbyterian and it's been a poo poo show for a week easily.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

The way new outlets keep talking about the stimulus bill as if it's already passed is journalistic malpractice. "The Senate signs stimulus billl", "the Senate and White House have reached a deal". Hey idiots, there's another half to our legislative body that has to pass it before it's a law and they're called the House. They very intentionally did not pass it today and it's not guaranteed they will tomorrow either. Pelosi seems pleased with the result so I think it probably will pass tomorrow Friday, but even early this morning CNBC was talking as if it had already been signed into law.

strange feelings re Daisy fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Mar 26, 2020

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

The way new outlets keep talking about the stimulus bill as if it's already passed is journalistic malpractice. "The Senate signs stimulus billl", "the Senate and White House have reached a deal". Hey idiots, there's another half to our legislative body that has to pass it before it's a law and they're called the House. They very intentionally did not pass it today and it's not guaranteed they will tomorrow either. Pelosi seems pleased with the result so I think it probably will pass tomorrow Friday, but even early this morning CNBC was talking as if it had already been signed into law.

It's done that way on purpose: to put immense pressure on the remaining chamber (or the POTUS) to get it done.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
From The Guardian: Oil price may fall to $10 a barrel as world runs out of storage space

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I’m trying to figure out which companies to short if oil continues going down, but it’s dangerous because a 10% rise in crude can cause a 30% spike in their stocks. OXY is basically dead. I imagine RIG is currently furloughed. CVX seems to be more sensitive of the integrateds compared to XOM or BP.

Etown
Mar 4, 2003

Pollyanna posted:

Corona can remain prolific longer than your hospitals can stay open.

longer than this cat's rapsheet! (ohwhaa-tajerr-kiammm lol)

Etown fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Mar 26, 2020

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Are there any good gasoline plays? With how much oil has gone down lately, gas is only down less than 10% around here, someone’s making bank.

e: although demand has gone to poo poo to be fair.

Wifi Toilet fucked around with this message at 09:10 on Mar 26, 2020

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
The idea that we've missed the bottom just days before COVID starts to kill more than a 9/11 of Americans every. single. day. is outrageous. Time will tell or whatever but this thing is going to bloom badly before it gets better. Somebody claimed that this would kill fewer than 50K Americans which is almost certainly a mathematical impossibility at this point.

EAT FASTER!!!!!! fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Mar 26, 2020

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

Somebody claimed that this would kill fewer than 50K Americans which is almost certainly a mathematical impossibility at this point.

You realise they'll probably just stop testing them yeah?

When is the unemployment figure due out?

orange sky
May 7, 2007

gay picnic defence posted:

You realise they'll probably just stop testing them yeah?

When is the unemployment figure due out?

In around 2 hours I think?

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

gay picnic defence posted:

When is the unemployment figure due out?

At 8:30 AM ET, about an hour before market open.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Anton Chigurh posted:

At 8:30 AM ET, about an hour before market open.

Cheers. Any chance it's already been priced in or is it likely to create a bit of panic?

Shelvocke
Aug 6, 2013

Microwave Engraver
The last two days have been rocketing green, so I doubt it has been fully priced in. In a logical world there would be a steep drop today.

In reality it'll probably go through the roof.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

gay picnic defence posted:

Cheers. Any chance it's already been priced in or is it likely to create a bit of panic?

Based on this entire coronavirus response by the markets I have some severe doubts that they are pricing in anything right now. It turns out that situations where there is no way to spend money to fix a problem and each person investing really just needs to make a best-guess judgement on an outcome that feels like it could really go either way is the market's least favorite way to operate. Funny that.

Tokyo Sex Whale
Oct 9, 2012

"My butt smells like vanilla ice cream"
The coolest part of the bailout bill is the loans to small businesses turn to grants if the money is spent on payroll, utilities, or rent. So they’re incentivizing business owners to bring in people and maximize production for the duration of the public health crisis.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Shelvocke posted:

The last two days have been rocketing green, so I doubt it has been fully priced in. In a logical world there would be a steep drop today.

In reality it'll probably go through the roof.

It really depends on what the released numbers are. IMO anything less than 3 million might cause another rise, whereas anything above 5 million is a sharp drop. But I'm just guessing at this point, too.

Hit Man
Mar 6, 2008

I hope after I die people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

Jobs claims numbers, everyone's guess quick and dirty:

Rime - 12.5 million :stonk:
regular mike - 8,008,135m
Skipdogg - 6 to 8m
Risky Bisquick - 7m
SirPablo - 5 to 7m
Residency Evil - 6.69m
latinotwink1997 - 666,666,666m
Josh Lyman - 6.16m
Vox Nihili - 6m
enraged_camel - 5.7m
pixaal - 5,666,420m
Lote - 5.6m
saintonan - 5.5m
Anton Chigurh - 5.38m
GramCracker - 5.12m
GoGoGadgetChris - 4.89m
Omerta - 4.8m
java - 4.69m
Oscar Wild - 4.4m
Splinter - 4,206,969m
Woodchip - 4.20m
Argonox - 3 to 4m
Doccykins - 3.5m
orange sky - 3.48m
Hitman - 2 to 3m
Freezer - 2.95m
pmchem - 2.9m
FreelanceSocialist - 2.25m
movax - 1m
Tokyo Sex Whale - 780,000 thousand :smugdon:

Hit Man fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Mar 26, 2020

orange sky
May 7, 2007

3.48M from me!

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
Put me down for 6.9M. Don't think anyone's done that yet.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


pmchem posted:

2.9m, Trump touts touts victory in senate, market up 1500 pts

i hate missing 2300 buy-in but oh well

https://www.dol.gov/ui/data.pdf

3.283m, almost on my mark!

orange sky
May 7, 2007

3.2Mil. Jeez.

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Tokyo Sex Whale posted:

The coolest part of the bailout bill is the loans to small businesses turn to grants if the money is spent on payroll, utilities, or rent. So they’re incentivizing business owners to bring in people and maximize production for the duration of the public health crisis.

They're still going to lay everyone off. Now they get to put their spouse and kids on payroll to get loans forgiven

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi

drat, I was thinking of revising mine to 6.9/2.

Yikes.

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Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
ffs orange sky lol

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