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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Basebf555 posted:

I'll watch The Natural to compensate I guess.

i prefer the naturals

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

new kind of cat posted:

think she has to open that wide to suck down dr phil’s hog?

Yeah I think Dr. Phil has a monster cock

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Trump “Jobs McGhee” Donal

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


JAMOOOL posted:

fwiw all presidents get a bump in approval in time of crisis, I think every world leader is getting a big boost now, most a lot higher than the ~5-6 points Trump is getting

I am guessing this is going to change as bodies pile up and hospitals get overwhelmed while we're all locked in our homes for the 12th consecutive week

GWB had 92% approval in his immediate handling of 9/11.

Trump is barely cracking 60%. lol

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

JAMOOOL posted:

fwiw all presidents get a bump in approval in time of crisis, I think every world leader is getting a big boost now, most a lot higher than the ~5-6 points Trump is getting

I am guessing this is going to change as bodies pile up and hospitals get overwhelmed while we're all locked in our homes for the 12th consecutive week

FWIW Carter got a bump when the Iran Hostage Crisis started and we all know how that ended.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Gripweed posted:

Yeah I think Dr. Phil has a monster cock

Dr. Phil-My-rear end

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I just realized I have no longer have the capacity for any kind of humor other than gallows humor

Just a straight up broken husk watching the world burn

Try The Katering Show, it's worth a laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74QdmDtMK1Y

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

Gripweed posted:

Yeah I think Dr. Phil has a monster cock
:same:

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

GWB had 92% approval in his immediate handling of 9/11.

Trump is barely cracking 60%. lol
post stats for support for the iraq war lmao

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

GWB had 92% approval in his immediate handling of 9/11.

Trump is barely cracking 60%. lol
And this is likely his peak, it's all losses past this point :whitewater:

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Mayor Dave posted:

IM TRYING TO FIND THE ABSOLUTE MINIMUM I CAN DO DURING WFH SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE IM WORKING BUT REALLY I'M TRYING TO PLAY VIDYA

My internet keeps dying every 20 minutes. The only thing I can do is play Animal Crossing. Sorry boss.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Lawman 0 posted:

It will not hold.

Trump’s floor is probably 55 million votes unless like 50 million boomers die.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
On the train in to the office a homeless guy decided to pee out the car door between Grand and Clark & Lake. I do not feel sufficiently socially distanced.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

today was supposed to be baseball opening day

https://twitter.com/RandiRicoWLWT/status/1243122227589066752?s=20

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!



https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1237498359134466051

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



dr phil has a dick like a traction engine

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Whats this from

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Milo and POTUS posted:

Whats this from

Pretty sure it’s Lexx

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

March 10th 2020

Thank you, mr president

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I think imma make a cheezer for lunch

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Scary! posted:

March 10th 2020

Thank you, mr president

maybe you should have voted republican. you were warned.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Plinkey posted:

I think imma make a cheezer for lunch

starting to hate this word tbh

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


Haha, 2017 Trump was so cocky with a good economy.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




Life comes at you fast

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Haha, 2017 Trump was so cocky with a good economy.

When he has to stand on parade grounds watching trucks full of caskets go by, he will be thinking only of how he looks.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i love the obliteration of number

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



lmao less than three weeks

is this hubris?

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


petit choux posted:

When he has to stand on parade grounds watching trucks full of caskets go by, he will be thinking only of how he looks.

it won't shake his self confidence in the slightest

a perfect presidency

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I bet you guys didn't know that Dr. Phil's real name is Phil Urkrakin Whit M'Horsecock.

He changed it to Phil McGraw

Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf

Gripweed posted:

Try The Katering Show, it's worth a laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74QdmDtMK1Y

Get Krack!n is good, but only convicted australians can watch it :(

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Pancakes posted:

it’s Lexx

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




idk why we are taking about the respectable length and monstrous girth of dr phils penis but im here for it

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

petit choux posted:

When he has to stand on parade grounds watching trucks full of caskets go by, he will be thinking only of how he looks.

lol hes such a germaphobe he will never leave the white house until hes literally kicked out

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


Well, maybe he wasn't wrong about the EVER part

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

petit choux posted:

When he has to stand on parade grounds watching trucks full of caskets go by, he will be thinking only of how he looks.

:lol: those mass graves are fake news

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1243194691304271872?s=19

Trump

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


petit choux posted:

When he has to stand on parade grounds watching trucks full of caskets go by, he will be thinking only of how he looks.

He'll talk about how nice the coffins are and how good he is for getting such nice coffins for Americans

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Just the most beautiful coffins for the Real People who wanted to get back to work

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Gripweed posted:

Yeah I think Dr. Phil has a monster cock

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Dr. Phil-My-rear end

punchymcpunch posted:

dr phil has a dick like a traction engine

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cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Admiral Ray posted:

backordered

:smith:

sorry

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