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Naked Man Punch
Sep 13, 2008

They see me rollin';
they hatin'.

Cartoon Man posted:

Don’t some people count 2000 as the 90s?

I was thinking about that a couple months back and there's just too much "hangover" at both ends. I put the 90s at late Sept '91 (Nevermind hits stores) to Sept '01.

Content (from New York magazine):

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Yeah the 90’s really did end on 9/11.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Whats your opinion on the most 90s car?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Ford escort.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Cartoon Man posted:

Ford escort.

I'd say it's the Ford Taurus

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Cartoon Man posted:

Ford escort.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

wesleywillis posted:

Whats your opinion on the most 90s car?

Honda Civic, with an honorable mention to it's Acura Integra cousin.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

gently caress. I wanted one of those.

Still kinda do.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I've been spamming this in appropriate places today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv1dRbkmuHE

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.
Everything is Terrible! has been slowly rebuilding their Youtube channel, and they just put up a supercut of every time a contestant tried to build the Silver Monkey in Legends of the Hidden Temple: https://youtu.be/JL0GirMMal4

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Ford Windstar or Ford Explorer is right up there. Hell, the mire modern Explorers STILL looks like 90s cars.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Iron Crowned posted:

I'd say it's the Ford Taurus

I generally agree, but the Grand Cherokee is up there too.

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
I always thought the 3000gt was the quintessential 90s sports car. and yeah 9/11 was the punctuation mark at the end of the 90s.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003
Gotta be the Neon. So wonderfully 90s.

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below


Bought this at a thrift store for $.50 a while ago. If anyone is interested I can take some more pictures of the inside.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

wesleywillis posted:

Whats your opinion on the most 90s car?

What was that van that looked like a shuttlecraft from Star Trek?

IRC_man
Jul 30, 2019
:2bong: HIPPIE LIFE! :2bong:

from the far corners of Texas, I strike again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2NMqdAkGOI

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Moon Slayer posted:

What was that van that looked like a shuttlecraft from Star Trek?

If you’re talking about the Ford Aerostar, that was 1985? 86? The Chevy Lumina APV and it’s badge-engineered GM clones were 1990 though

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Bloopsy posted:



Bought this at a thrift store for $.50 a while ago. If anyone is interested I can take some more pictures of the inside.

When we were clearing out my grandparents house one of the books we found was The Internet Yellow Pages

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

If you’re talking about the Ford Aerostar, that was 1985? 86? The Chevy Lumina APV and it’s badge-engineered GM clones were 1990 though

Dust-buster vans.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

I wanted to say the Geo Tracker was the Most ‘90s Car but it came out in ‘89. The Suzuki X-90, however, is ‘90s as gently caress.


See also: Isuzu VehiCROSS ~or~ if cars and sneakers were the same thing

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Iron Crowned posted:

I'd say it's the Ford Taurus
Definitely this. It embraced that "rounded design" language pretty well.

Also the refresh in 97 or whatever that gave the line frog eye headlights.

Maybe also the Honda Del Sol

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

I wanted to say the Geo Tracker was the Most ‘90s Car but it came out in ‘89. The Suzuki X-90, however, is ‘90s as gently caress.


See also: Isuzu VehiCROSS ~or~ if cars and sneakers were the same thing


I had a friend in high school who had a vehicross, it was rad

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Antioch posted:

Gotta be the Neon. So wonderfully 90s.



Little brother, big brother.



I just remembered I had a terrible teacher who got one of these off a lease in 2003 and he was so loving proud of it lol

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!






Oops this might be early to mid 2000s or so based on the movies being pirated.

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 02:06 on Mar 27, 2020

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

I wanted to say the Geo Tracker was the Most ‘90s Car but it came out in ‘89. The Suzuki X-90, however, is ‘90s as gently caress.


See also: Isuzu VehiCROSS ~or~ if cars and sneakers were the same thing


So 90s this started playing the instant I looked at it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuRIjMcRGE0

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

If you’re talking about the Ford Aerostar, that was 1985? 86? The Chevy Lumina APV and it’s badge-engineered GM clones were 1990 though

That's the one!


twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Greatest Generation Pod calls the larger Shuttlecraft the Previa.



I remember being amazed at the idea of a minivan with a god drat ice maker in it.

I have a distressing amount of CD spindles and cd binders that date back to the late 90s. For some reason I cannot bare with throwing them out. For one, all my games from the pre digital age are in there, so i don't want to throw those out. There's a bunch there that aren't available of steam, gog or any digital store. Though I highly doubt that I could get something like Klingon Academy working on windows 10. Also just lot of early internet porn. Want to see all of the earliest videos from NetVideoGirls? Got those. Though I bet all of them are unreadable.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

twistedmentat posted:

Though I highly doubt that I could get something like Klingon Academy working on windows 10.

You bring dishonor on your house! Qapla'! :manning:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

twistedmentat posted:

Also just lot of early internet porn. Want to see all of the earliest videos from NetVideoGirls? Got those. Though I bet all of them are unreadable.

They might be readable, depending on what generation of CD-Rs they were. I remember the manufacturers grossly overestimated how long they would last, saying poo poo like a hundred years because that's what real CDs could last as long as, or something. Earlier ones seemed to die in a couple years, but later ones should at least last a decade or two.

The biggest issue with that old moldy porn is having to download RealPlayer and discovering how small a 200x300 resolution video appears on modern screens.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Antioch posted:

Gotta be the Neon. So wonderfully 90s.



I loved my Neon to death. '95 model year but made in '94. It had all the weird problems. It was so base that it didn't even come with a radio. It had a radio from a Dodge Shadow in it. Manual transmission. Bad bobble strut so it bucked all the time. No power steering. I was lucky it had power brakes.

It weighed so little though that it was fast as hell. It also got over 50 mpg at 70 on the highway so that was cool.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

mostlygray posted:

I loved my Neon to death. '95 model year but made in '94. It had all the weird problems. It was so base that it didn't even come with a radio. It had a radio from a Dodge Shadow in it. Manual transmission. Bad bobble strut so it bucked all the time. No power steering. I was lucky it had power brakes.

It weighed so little though that it was fast as hell. It also got over 50 mpg at 70 on the highway so that was cool.

I had a 2005 Neon. It wasn't a good car, but it had pep. For whatever reason you had power windows up front, and manual in the rear, I was real good at rolling those rear fucks down while driving.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

DrBouvenstein posted:

They might be readable, depending on what generation of CD-Rs they were. I remember the manufacturers grossly overestimated how long they would last, saying poo poo like a hundred years because that's what real CDs could last as long as, or something. Earlier ones seemed to die in a couple years, but later ones should at least last a decade or two.

The biggest issue with that old moldy porn is having to download RealPlayer and discovering how small a 200x300 resolution video appears on modern screens.

Yea, but I can use VLC I think to watch pretty much anything that's in a weird old format. One of these days I just need to go through them, and find out which still are readable. They don't take up that much space but what's the point?

Speaking of Old Porn, does anyone remember Our First Time? A pair of "18 year olds" were gonna lose it live on camera! Turns out it was a scam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnAr8p34VaY

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

mostlygray posted:

I loved my Neon to death. '95 model year but made in '94. It had all the weird problems. It was so base that it didn't even come with a radio. It had a radio from a Dodge Shadow in it. Manual transmission. Bad bobble strut so it bucked all the time. No power steering. I was lucky it had power brakes.

It weighed so little though that it was fast as hell. It also got over 50 mpg at 70 on the highway so that was cool.

I know that feeling, albeit with a good car; I drive a 2001 Kia Rio that I love to death because it's a simple little car that is nippy as hell with power steering and pretty fuel-efficient.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

I liked my ‘95 Neon quite a bit when I got it, it was indeed peppy and fun to drive, and the previous owner must have installed a short throw shifter. But a few months into it, everything seemed to go wrong, leaving me stranded several times on the highway until finally, at about 97,000 miles, the head gasket blew. Apart from a Mazda3 I owned from ‘09-‘12, it was all Honda Civics after that, four of them Si.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Not 90s but I still drive my ‘08 Pontiac G6.


Like a G6...

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe
I think the single most Xtreme 90s car has to be one that never really existed - the Pontiac Stinger concept is like every early-90s fashion/lifestyle stereotype on four wheels, and the promo video is even more of the same:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MrIv1JDlhg

As to cars that were actually out and about, the first-gen Ford Mondeo always figures in my memory of the mid-90s. They were everywhere and the bulbous but simple styling is really of the time:



Here in the UK Renault had a really good 90s and they were keeping up with a lot of the fashions. Seemingly every other kid at my school was dropped off and picked up in a Mk2 Espace:



and most of those that weren't were either ferried about in a Megane:



or a Megane Scenic:



The Renault Twingo was never officially sold in the UK because it couldn't be built with right-hand drive, but it had some mad 90s vibes and people would grey-import them:



There was a period in the late 90s when big families seemed to take a fancy to these Chrysler Voyagers too:



Speaking of which, I always associate these Chrysler Cirruses with '90s American cars', because we had one as our hire car on our family trip to DisneyWorld in 1998:



I remember it being really comfortable and it had amazingly good A/C but the fake leather seats were really squeaky and sweaty.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
That rounded body styling is the car of the 90s. Which gave way to that big, thick styling of the early 2000s.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

The Mazda 121 is the most 90s car. My sister had one of these and while it was extremely slow it was pretty decent otherwise.

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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

dialhforhero posted:

Ford Windstar or Ford Explorer is right up there. Hell, the mire modern Explorers STILL looks like 90s cars.

I've seen a Wrangler done up in Jurassic Park livery in the wild and actually complimented the driver but man if I ever saw a Ford Exploder in that stuff I think I'd offer condolences.

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