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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets and Similar - Counterpoint: you can have a lot of fun with gay balls, and
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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/mnateshyamalan/status/1242845172460814339?s=21

do they not respect are troops?

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
His response to Dimitri is incredible.

Keep fightin' the good fight patriot! :patriot:

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Pussy Quipped posted:

https://twitter.com/sageboggs/status/1242968530250870786?s=21

https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/1243235335561048064

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/tamizdatum/status/1243224108382461953

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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/1243235335561048064

This is a strong troll.

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DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/1243235335561048064

Shameful of you to post this without googling "biscuit etymology" to double check

it comes from Old French for "twice cooked"

Would've been an amazing fun fact if it were true though.

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Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

DontMockMySmock posted:

Shameful of you to post this without googling "biscuit etymology" to double check

it comes from Old French for "twice cooked"

Would've been an amazing fun fact if it were true though.

https://youtu.be/joq4RQh1V2M

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

DontMockMySmock posted:

Shameful of you to post this without googling "biscuit etymology" to double check

it comes from Old French for "twice cooked"

Would've been an amazing fun fact if it were true though.

Got a live one

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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



 You love to see a shot hit home.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/EricSals/status/1243051581332803584

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ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire
https://twitter.com/brianwhelton/status/1243270566951497728?s=21

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

DontMockMySmock posted:

Shameful of you to post this without googling "biscuit etymology" to double check

it comes from Old French for "twice cooked"

Would've been an amazing fun fact if it were true though.

Smart one :allears:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/weirdlandtales/status/1243262155937415169?s=21

(I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me.)

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
 https://twitter.com/shutupmikeginn/status/1243340905169354752?s=21

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/JSJisDuke/status/1243299559968661504

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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/JSJisDuke/status/1243299559968661504

At this point in society the entire rights to the idea, concept, and IP to Duke Nukem should be given to him to do whatever he wants.

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
loving the duke3d lo-fi encoding there

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

 https://twitter.com/0bungler/status/1243326118645526528

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MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Mister Mind posted:

https://twitter.com/weirdlandtales/status/1243262155937415169?s=21

(I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me.)

https://twitter.com/dril/status/171450835388203008?s=20

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

This is shocking

Galvanising, surely.

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/taladorei/status/1243190429283213313?s=19

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

 Absolutely nothing like a blackfella pointing out racism to bring them out.

https://twitter.com/Briggs/status/1243375037802876928

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/katystoll/status/1243430679481741313?s=20

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bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/connorsouthard/status/1243213285865840640?s=21

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1243442380335955968?s=20

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/idahobones/status/1243252427660328962?s=21

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/JSJisDuke/status/1243299559968661504

I thought I was going to just roll my eyes at this, but the joke and the delivery of "I saw you from across the bar - stay there" was incredibly loving good

if you haven't seen this yet, it's a treat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2_wYrPZugM

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/Rubberbandits/status/1243494193630191618

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/Emzlina/status/1243505597145907201

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/Rubberbandits/status/1243494193630191618

owns

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1243505469412511745?s=20

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/Jimllpaintit/status/1243554528680706049

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
 https://twitter.com/grittynhl/status/1243559022860668928?s=21

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JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

Pastry of the Year posted:

I thought I was going to just roll my eyes at this, but the joke and the delivery of "I saw you from across the bar - stay there" was incredibly loving good

Same-ish --- I initially was gonna skip this, as I've never played Duke Nukem and thought it was gonna be a bunch of inside jokes I wouldn't get. The former librarian in me :lol:-ed at the "checking you out" one.

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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/dusttodigital/status/1243544004001701889

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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



 :kimchi: oh my god :kimchi:

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Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/mrandrewcotter/status/1243539675031232519?s=21

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
 https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1243352811678597120?s=21

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1243638441834930186

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


 https://twitter.com/maxsparber/status/1243562388483379202

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