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Jim convinces Dwight that if you plant a sesame seed, you'll get a hamburger tree. Despite being a farmer, Dwight believes it thanks to Jim's extensive use of photoshop, faked videos, and paying several members of the FDA to attest that this can in fact happen. Dwight plants hundreds of sesame seeds on his farm, dreaming of a bumper crop of delicious burgers. That night, Jim sneaks onto the farm with a large meteorite in tow. He cracks it open with a hammer and pours a strange glowing liquid all over the field. He mugs for the camera and silently mouths "METEOR poo poo". The next day Dwight awakens to find most of his farm coated in a green moss-like plant. It's rapidly growing and, when he touches it, it ends up sticking to his body. Hoping to wash it off, he hops into a bath. Unfortunately, this only causes the plant to spread, covering most of his body. Thus begins Dwight's descent into terror, next time on the Office!
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Jim tricks Dwight into posting in FYAD and watches with glee as Dwight is chainprobed day after day.
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 14:47 |
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Jim and Dwight experience a bizarre transporter accident that combines them into a single new entity: Dwim. Dwim slowly learns to adapt to life at Dunder-Mifflin until Tobey figures out a way to separate them again. Dwim is horrified at the suggestion and says that doing this would murder him. He screams and cries for help from the employees that he has grown to know but they look impassively on as Michael, arms sternly folded, orders Dwim to be dragged down into the warehouse for the procedure.
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 15:20 |
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Jim sprays Dwight with grey goo and mugs to the camera as he too is assimilated.
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 15:25 |
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Jim writes a series of angry and rambling letters to the major TV networks, threatening violence unless they "BRING BACK BATTLESTAR GALACTICA NOW!" He spills beet juice on each one and includes several hairs he's stolen from Dwight. The FBI arrives at the Office to question Dwight, who adamantly denies writing the letters. Jim eggs on Dwight, saying "Oh, so you don't like Battlestar Galactica? Okay, good to know." Dwight screams that he loves the show and it's a crime it was cancelled, leading the FBI to have probably cause to detain him. Jim then goes to the abandoned Schrute Farms and sits, silently, for hours in the middle of a field. When the sun sets he slowly stands up, strips nude, and then walks into Dwight's house. He is never seen again.
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 15:30 |
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Jim fills Dwight's stapler with jello.
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 15:53 |
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Jim fills Dwight's desk with tannerite and waits.
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 16:58 |
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Jim uses behavioral conditioning to make Dwight a diaper fetishist. This is foreshadowed in the episode "Conflict Resolution" in which Toby reads a list of Jim's pranks, including creating a word processing macro that changed "Dwight" to "Diapers."
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Jim creates a sophisticated data mining algorithm that he uses to predict the precise times Dwight will have to use the bathroom each day, and ensures that the janitor’s schedule closes the men’s room just before each session. Jim is clever enough to alter the schedule, even anticipating moments when Dwight will suddenly alter his previous pattern. This goes on for months.
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 18:36 |
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Jim leaves a dead prostitute in the back seat of Dwight's Trans Am.
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 19:38 |
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Jim makes homemade valentines cards for everyone in the office, except for Dwight.
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 21:25 |
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Jim puts on a blonde wig and Angela's clothes and then tricks Dwight into loving him in the warehouse. 9 months later Jim gives birth to their child: Michael Scott. And so the eternal cycle begins anew
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 23:31 |
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poisonpill posted:Jim makes homemade valentines cards for everyone in the office, except for Dwight. drat, that's heartbreaking.
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 23:51 |
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QuarkJets posted:Jim puts on a blonde wig and Angela's clothes and then tricks Dwight into loving him in the warehouse. 9 months later Jim gives birth to their child: Michael Scott. And so the eternal cycle begins anew thank you for addressing this, it bothered me they never covered it in the show
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Jim takes the whole office out to watch the solar eclipse. Just as the eclipse begins, Jim takes out his behelit and sacrifices the entire staff to demons in exchange for power. Dwight survives the onslaught of demons only to watch as Jim fucks Angela in front of him while mugging at the camera.
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Jim traps Angela in a crystal. Dwight storms Jim's castle to get her back. After conquering the grim fortress at great cost, he enters the final chamber only to discover his ladylove is not there! Instead, a diminutive mushroom man is waiting there. "Sorry, Dwight. Your princess is in another castle," says the mushroom. Dwight sighs, takes up his sword and moves on to the next castle. In confession cam, Jim reveals he just stashed Angela in the supply closet.
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# ? Mar 26, 2020 16:48 |
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Jim cannot prank Dwight for weeks or months because they are both ordered to work from home during the Scranton COVID-19 outbreak.
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poisonpill posted:Jim cannot prank Dwight for weeks or months because they are both ordered to work from home during the Scranton COVID-19 outbreak. Jim intentionally gets infected with COVID-19 and begins to cough and spit into empty envelopes and boxes to mail to Schrute Farms. Dwight, in his general paranoia, refuses any and all mail and so does not get the virus, unlike the entire Scranton post office.
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# ? Mar 26, 2020 16:58 |
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Jim lures dwight down into the tunnels beneath Dunder-Mifflin with the promise that he has discovered a rare breed pf beets. While he is doubtful of Jim's claim, Dwight goes anyway. While Dwight is distracted, Jim knocks him out. He then entombs Dwight behind a brick wall.
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# ? Mar 26, 2020 16:59 |
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Dwight summons his stand, Beet Red Jim counters with his, the Egyptian god of smugness
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# ? Mar 26, 2020 17:03 |
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Jim legally adopts Dwight, making him a Halpert.
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# ? Mar 26, 2020 17:06 |
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Jim encases every individual unused staple of Dwight's stapler in jello. The stapler itself is in the toilet bowl.
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# ? Mar 26, 2020 17:08 |
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Jim reveals to the world that demons are real and that anyone could be a demon. This results in mass hysteria and violence around the world as demons take over the identities of world leaders and escalate the violence even further. In the end humanity is wiped out and despite Dwight's best efforts, he too is killed by Jim, who is actually satan. Jim watches the sun rise while sitting next to Dwight's corpse, realizing that he has killed the only person he ever really cared about. Moments later, God wipes out all that remains on Earth.
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# ? Mar 26, 2020 17:23 |
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Jim falls in love with Angela, as a prank. He doesn't pretend to fall in love with Angela. He actually falls in deep passionate sincere love with her. As a prank.
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# ? Mar 26, 2020 17:23 |
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Dwight gets sick of this poo poo and pays Sensei Ira to roundhouse-kick Jim in the face. Jim charms him with his beautiful floppy hair and winsome look of befuddlement and they become best friends. Dwight lodges a complaint with HR.
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:Jim falls in love with Angela, as a prank. dwight sits on a handmade stool in the corner of the bedroom, as jim and angela consummate their newfound love. dwight sobs quietly
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# ? Mar 26, 2020 17:36 |
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The Skeleton King posted:Jim takes the whole office out to watch the solar eclipse. Just as the eclipse begins, Jim takes out his behelit and sacrifices the entire staff to demons in exchange for power. Dwight survives the onslaught of demons only to watch as Jim fucks Angela in front of him while mugging at the camera.
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# ? Mar 26, 2020 23:07 |
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Pam puts gum in Dwight's hair, and Jim convinces him that it's a brain tumor
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# ? Mar 26, 2020 23:19 |
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The Skeleton King posted:Jim takes the whole office out to watch the solar eclipse. Just as the eclipse begins, Jim takes out his behelit and sacrifices the entire staff to demons in exchange for power. Dwight survives the onslaught of demons only to watch as Jim fucks Angela in front of him while mugging at the camera. Dwight wanders the lands on a quest of revenge and absolution, armed only with a beet so big that no mortal Schrute could possibly wield it. More a giant slab of root than a beet, really.
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food court bailiff posted:Dwight wanders the lands on a quest of revenge and absolution, armed only with a beet so big that no mortal Schrute could possibly wield it.
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# ? Mar 26, 2020 23:29 |
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Jim rides across the warehouse on a forklift, running it into pallets of paper products that he insistently claims are “giants”. He demands that Dwight follow him as a sales trainee. Jim insults the foreman of the warehouse, leading Roy to soundly thrash Dwight. Don Jim mugs the camera.
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 01:12 |
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Jim makes a deal with the devil, allowing the devil to torment Dwight in the hopes of getting him to forsake Dunder-Mifflin. Dwight suffers with dignity as his loses his money, his job, and as Angela gets hit and killed by a car in front of him. Dwight maintains he has done nothing wrong, while Ryan, Kevin, and Oscar insist that he has sinned and must confess to end his torment. Eventually Dwight breaks down and accuses Jim of ruining his life, to which Jim tells him to shut up before giving him a new girlfriend and cursing his coworkers with boils
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 01:18 |
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Jim interrogates Dwight's belief system relentlessly causing Dwight to suffer an acute identity crisis and become too depressed to work or leave his house. Jim makes that face of his at the camera, there. Then Pam answers the telephone.
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Dwight attempts to win a prize at the carnival. He goes to the ring toss, a game he is quite skilled at, and expertly tosses a ring. To his astonishment, the ring bounces off the post. Jim, who for some reason is running the booth, smirks and says, “hey, ya missed pal!”
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 02:20 |
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The Skeleton King posted:Dwight attempts to win a prize at the carnival. He goes to the ring toss, a game he is quite skilled at, and expertly tosses a ring. To his astonishment, the ring bounces off the post. Jim, who for some reason is running the booth, smirks and says, “hey, ya missed pal!”
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Jim gets Dwight to buy him lunch, telling him "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." Tuesday arrives and Jim says he forgot his wallet.
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After being inspired by watching SAW for the first time Jim spends months trying to construct a Jigsaw style deathtrap to teach Dwight that he has lost his zeal for life. He tries multiple prototypes ranging from a machine that slices through the carotid artery with a papercut if they cannot answer 1000 Battlestar Galactica questions perfectly to forcing the victim to consume beets laced with a mild poison in an attempt to find one among hundreds that has a key inside before the poison kills them. After hundreds of new designs and just as many dead vagabonds Jim realizes that in his quest for the perfect prank he himself has lost his way, lost sight of what is truly important in life. So instead he mugs to the camera while he farts on Dwight's face while he sleeps to give him pink eye.
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Jim writes an elaborate science fiction novel under the pen name "J.H. Palpert". It becomes a huge success and spawns a popular movie franchise. A decade later, Dwight has become a huge fan of the franchise, declaring it "Better than Battlestar Galactica". One Halloween, Dwight dresses up at the main character from the franchise, Slight Droop. Jim mentions that Slight Droop kind of sounds like Dwight Schrute, and that the fictional character actually shares a lot in common with Dwight. Dwight is left with an uneasy feeling for the rest of the day.
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 13:19 |
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Through the use of some cleverly forged documents, bold lies, and some cursory research on the Schrute family tree, Jim manages to convince Dwight that they are in fact twins separated at birth. Jim also wants his half of the farm.
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Who What Now posted:After being inspired by watching SAW for the first time Jim spends months trying to construct a Jigsaw style deathtrap to teach Dwight that he has lost his zeal for life. He tries multiple prototypes ranging from a machine that slices through the carotid artery with a papercut if they cannot answer 1000 Battlestar Galactica questions perfectly to forcing the victim to consume beets laced with a mild poison in an attempt to find one among hundreds that has a key inside before the poison kills them. After hundreds of new designs and just as many dead vagabonds Jim realizes that in his quest for the perfect prank he himself has lost his way, lost sight of what is truly important in life. The main bad guy from Saw is an old Jim Halpert searching for the perfect prank to play on Dwight
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