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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Thinking of panic buying a htc vive pro

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Just saw my specialist and have officially told not to leave home for anything except my hospital visits.

On the plus side, she said that short of the infusion centre itself being closed down I will still receive my remaining two cycles.

Seedy ROM
Aug 25, 2018

FKN FUN POLICE
The GOO button expels lube for the ovipositor attachment. Sadly, we don't have that one.

It came with 80's vintage training materials. They suggest one durrie per programming exercise, but I just can't keep up.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
At Zoozies, once you downed a prawn cocktail, a new york cut and a bottle of Wolf Blass yellow lable, the waitress would bring you filter coffee and an ashtray with a book of matches so you could finish up.

The FBT murdered an entire lunchtime ecosystem

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Went to my local Coles and it wasn't completely up to poo poo and I got everything I wanted

No TP still but

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


How to identify a sex pest

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




That’s not a sex pest ride. That’s a shamefully virgin farm boy ute.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

So how is blow keeping?

Not Evans
Aug 2, 2007

Tobias, have you been flogging Simpsons prop replicas on the internet again?
Natasha has her priorities sorted

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

well why not posted:

That’s not a sex pest ride. That’s a shamefully virgin farm boy ute.

Anyone who froths on the sugarcane champagne that much already has enough problems lmao

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

bundy mundy to sundy is kinda funny though

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Not Evans posted:

Natasha has her priorities sorted



Fucken oath. I always wanted a vl turbo, some bloke used to pull massive burnouts up at Market Square thursday nights in one of those. Some ripper doughies too.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




McSpergin posted:

Anyone who froths on the sugarcane champagne that much already has enough problems lmao

B&S stickers mean he’s probably pretty young. That thing is overcompensation on wheels. Sad lol imo.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
i'm having a panic attack just thinking about how that oval office would handle at 120 with those fuckin antennae tbh

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
My boss has decided to set up an alternate roster in the absence of schools being shut. All of the teachers only have to be on site one day a week from here on out and the other 4 were working from home which should be pretty sweet. We have plenty of poo poo to do but I think it’ll make a difference not having to drive an hour to work each day tbh.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

I just had a lightning bolt hit my head.

i just made 4 racks of extremely saucy ribs

i have a big beard

i have a webcam

I could livestream myself messily eating ribs with some kind of monetization.

surely some sick gently caress would pay to watch that

anti-magic
Sep 9, 2012

We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

well why not posted:

B&S stickers mean he’s probably pretty young. That thing is overcompensation on wheels. Sad lol imo.

The P plate is a dead give away.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

zubraman posted:

Work is being pretty good to me and I'm mostly working from home. When I've started getting twitchy I've been able to go in and work on restoring a CNC mill in an unused workshop.

It's a Deckel FP42NC from the early 1980's and I really like the Alien / Nostromo vibe the CRT and controller has. Built like a tank and very accurate.

Gonna use it to make a bunch of pocket knives: Le Thiers style folders with antler handle scales. Laser cut the prototypes from acrylic last week. Design needs a bit of work but it's sane enough to get started machining fixtures.

Demand for this stuff is still strong as ever. My gut feel is that a lot of the people who buy this stuff are largely recession proof (although history has conclusively shown they are not guillotine proof).

Can't complain, it's keeping a bunch of misfits and weirdos employed while the world goes to poo poo, so we're lucky.





Zubra Blades

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Caesar Saladin posted:

bundy mundy to sundy is kinda funny though

not to be weirdo ute kid defender but if one of us coined that it’d be the next thread title

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
It sounds like the Aussie version of Donald duck’s nephews

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

well why not posted:

not to be weirdo ute kid defender but if one of us coined that it’d be the next thread title

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

It sounds like the Aussie version of Donald duck’s nephews

just got home from a bleak week at work and this made me laugh, too fucken right.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

That looks like Armstrong st in Ballarat

The gently caress cyclists sticker is disappointing, I know 2 people who are permanently disabled from being hit by pissed bogans while cycling around Ballarat

EoinCannon fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Mar 27, 2020

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

oh my gosh oval office has a vic rego plate, what happened to my Great state.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

naeka posted:

oh my gosh oval office has a vic rego plate, what happened to my Great state.

Ballarat is a city of ~100,000 people that sometimes thinks it's a small town in north Queensland

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

EoinCannon posted:

Ballarat is a city of ~100,000 people that sometimes thinks it's a small town in north Queensland

true, i dated someone from there once and their stories rivaled my frankston ones but not even close to my rural qld experiences.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I think Ballarat was one of the first decent sized places in Australia to have lockout laws, cos of people fighting in the street.
You couldn't enter a licensed premises after midnight, then they changed it to 1am, then I think 2am after a few years, now I dunno if they stil have it

Seedy ROM
Aug 25, 2018

FKN FUN POLICE

Kharnifex posted:

Zubra Blades

Kuss'umuk Blades is more my speed.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


EoinCannon posted:

Ballarat is a city of ~100,000 people that sometimes thinks it's a small town in north Queensland

Probably explains why cunts from Ballarat seem way cooler than most of the stuck up wankers down south hey.

ili fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Mar 27, 2020

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

ili posted:

Probably explains why cunts from Ballarat seem way cooler than most of the stuck up wankers down south hey.

Never said it wasn't a cool place

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Last week I was smoking like 3 grams of weed a day and now i've tapered down and i'm gonna take a long corona break, I am a sweatyboy with a sore stomach. I'm glad its only weed, if it was anything else I'd be in a really sorry state.

also, give NVJ corona forgiveness and unban him in these dark times, in the grand scheme of things his missteps are very mild and surely forgiveable

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




The true c word is COVID

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

EoinCannon posted:

I think Ballarat was one of the first decent sized places in Australia to have lockout laws, cos of people fighting in the street.
You couldn't enter a licensed premises after midnight, then they changed it to 1am, then I think 2am after a few years, now I dunno if they stil have it

I thought that was bendigo but tbh I get those two confused a lot

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

i'm having a panic attack just thinking about how that oval office would handle at 120 with those fuckin antennae tbh

Its the high powered, rear wheel drive car that has gently caress all weight over the back wheels that does it for me.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I thought that was bendigo but tbh I get those two confused a lot

Coulda been Bendigo. My mate's mum was one of the campaigners for Ballarat's lock out laws cos her son got into so many fights

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I thought that was bendigo but tbh I get those two confused a lot

they were pretty similar most of my life but recently bendigo has had a huge influx of city folk cause it's country but not that country. most of my mob on dad's side were gold miners outside bendigo and i like the joint. rest were from high country which is proper hill folk.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

zubraman posted:

Kuss'umuk Blades is more my speed.

I guess sakin fi 'umuk is not good marketing

Seedy ROM
Aug 25, 2018

FKN FUN POLICE

Kharnifex posted:

I guess sakin fi 'umuk is not good marketing

LOL. Most knifemakers want to project a degree of success, so no.

The zubraman thing actually comes from a hilarious misunderstanding involving pirate DVDs. My Egyptian mate really hosed me over on that one.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

NPR Journalizard posted:

Its the high powered, rear wheel drive car that has gently caress all weight over the back wheels that does it for me.

they arent that high powered, relatively speaking.

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Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

EoinCannon posted:

That looks like Armstrong st in Ballarat

The gently caress cyclists sticker is disappointing, I know 2 people who are permanently disabled from being hit by pissed bogans while cycling around Ballarat

Well spotted. That is indeed Armstrong Street.

Dunno about the lockout laws, pretty sure they don't have any now.

Ballarat is good because instead of just having good and bad areas (although there are a couple of bad ones) pretty much every street has a mixture of people on it. So just about every rich bastard has to spend some of their time looking at a falling down shithole with a couch on the front lawn.

We also have a fair few blow ins from the big lovely (including me) since the houses are relatively affordable and the commute to Spencer street is not much more than an hour.

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