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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

The Alpha Centauri posted:

The man who literally has the power to make this happening is whining that it isn't happening

He said yesterday “The DPA is ‘activated’ but we haven’t had to use it yet” which is something else.

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

sometimes i think that having a delusional moron for president may not be the best way to run a country but then i remember that this all is just a simulation somebody made for laughs and none of it is real

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1243560795415470080?s=19

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Iron Crowned posted:

Probably, Trump seems to think that he can just tweet things into existance

Trump's tweets can demonstrably affect physical reality. For example, every time he tweets, something breaks in my brain.

EDIT: Haha, the rare explanatory Trump tweet!

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

check this poo poo out, then kill me

https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/1243557196291551232

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009


lmao

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1243561301768581120?s=19

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




smarxist posted:

everything is so profoundly stupid

working hard

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

my brave presiden standing up to those no good car mens; didnt obummer give those guys like 10 trilions? and now they gave us carona?

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Ragequit posted:

God drat Trump is whiny this morning. Today's briefing should be exceptional.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1243559373395410957

any chuds wanna discuss the free market or socialism wrt this tweet?

no?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Oh, of course!

What a fuckin dipshit lmfao

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

Weirdest game of Marry, gently caress, Kill Invoke ever

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Mackers posted:

Dunno. Qanon guys gonna go fuckin nuts with that poo poo tho lol

one away

the end draws nigh

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





:wom:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1243560795415470080?s=19

What the gently caress is going on

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

trunp having a real good one today

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

The Alpha Centauri posted:

The man who literally has the power to make this happening is whining that it isn't happening

if i didnt know any better i would think that this man has no idea how to do his job

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

SSUUURRREEE IT DOES *knowing wink and nod*

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


what

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

The Defence Production Act is stored in the balls

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lmao

:chaostrump:

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

lorn Wayne posted:

one away

the end draws nigh

69420

What makes a full moon significant?

K9
May 6, 2007

always be invoking p

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
What an exceptionally bizarre 15 minutes.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!





LoL, imagine coming home from a 72 hour shift, dealing with wave after wave of patients with too little equipment to even protect yourself effectively, only to find an eviction note pinned to your door.

And by "LoL" I mean "gently caress!"

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Wait, Boris has the rona?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
the P stands for defense Production act. okay.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

wow preisident cummo is just not gonna compete with this imo

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

how the gently caress is nobody stopping this lmao

we're all gonna die lol lamo lmeoeba

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

if general motors does not start making ventilators FAST!!! im going to take them out behind the Windor Heights Dairy Queen and give them a little u kno what!!

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
I wonder what news trump got that put him in a terrible mood

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
not Invoke DPA. not Invoke the Act. Invoke "P".

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

Hi, my name is Mary B. Invoke Defense Production Act

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

Bethamphetamine posted:

lol

Just read that BoJo did a Princess Diana style photo op in a hospital prior to his diagnosis.

https://twitter.com/GossiTheDog/status/1243512286469337089

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Gravy Jones posted:

The Defence Production Act is stored in the balls

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Invoking "P" by pissing a sigil onto the ground and lighting a bowl of piss incense. The king in yellow emerges from the sigil, being poured up from the ground.
He soaks me down and i know bliss for the first time

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


he's running! biden died last night, not from corona light you might expect, but a series of small strokes

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