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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

quote:

The order does, however, provide electricity providers with millions of dollars in interest-free loans and reimbursements, paid for by ratepayers, which regulators said was necessary to avert a spate of private utility bankruptcies, which could lead to a major collapse of the competitive retail marketplace that spans most of the state.

Found your problem.

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
been listening to the denton county fire scanner. just have it on in the background. pretty quiet but then every once in awhile there's a call like, 42-year-old woman who is six months pregnant and is vomiting blood and calling the COVID hotline, another patient having trouble breathing, another patient having trouble breathing, etc. etc.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

why would you listen to a fire scanner

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

been listening to the denton county fire scanner. just have it on in the background. pretty quiet but then every once in awhile there's a call like, 42-year-old woman who is six months pregnant and is vomiting blood and calling the COVID hotline, another patient having trouble breathing, another patient having trouble breathing, etc. etc.

Dude wtf

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
then an ambulance goes roaring past my house

basically poo poo is bad

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i haven't seen pflugerville PD going on a week

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
My local county / city area has a scanner FB group where a couple of people basically transcribe. It's immensely entertaining. Here's one from the other day:

quote:

...caller reports there's a subject in the 6800 block of CR## that is threatening to kill people. Dispatcher says there is a lot of screaming in the background. Deputy the dispatcher had asked to respond is coming from a situation where there's a "male in the middle of the field in a wheelchair with a broken leg"
...
Caller says the subject told her that the Lord told him to kill people. Subject keeps horses for others on his property and has called them to come pick up their animals. Caller says she is in a position where she can block the owners from entering the area.
...
Deputy on scene just gave dispatcher a quick update, stating "it's a misunderstanding".
If you ain't tuned into local, rural scanners in Texas, you're paying too much fer cable.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
I just had a minor panic attack when I realized hurricane season is soon and

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Rexicon1 posted:

I just had a minor panic attack when I realized hurricane season is soon and

i think houston has learned that shelter-in-place orders are pretty good. i don't see a situation like what happened on 45 play out again

suburbs built in flood plains, well,

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It starts in June but we don't seem to get big storms until late August or early September,

https://mobile.twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1243551843856285696

Lol

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

Lol like Trump gives a poo poo about things like principles. That tweet isn't aimed at Trump, it's a "notice me senpai" to people that might put him on a useful committee if he wins re-election.

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

zoux posted:

It starts in June but we don't seem to get big storms until late August or early September,

https://mobile.twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1243551843856285696

Lol

I can't wait to vote against this asshat.

Xarthor
Nov 11, 2003

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Lipstick Apathy

ReindeerF posted:

Without googling, is Collin County where Plano is? That just sounds like a very Plano-area thing to do.

I should know this anyway, but everything north of I-10 is another country as far as my ancentral clan is concerned. We aren't sure what language y'all speak, whether you can eat jalapenos in your food or what the Hell. Obvs, still Texas and therefore okay, because anything outside of Texas is a whole nother other country, but gotta keep three rivers between y'all and us, or at least an interstate.

Story time:

My local small business, Great Cartridge (oh god please order something I'm so poor right now) is in Plano (Collin County) and my storefront was open last week all the way up through Friday the 20th. That whole week 99% of my customers were 60-80 years old. And allllll of them wanted to tell me how silly I was for wearing gloves and making them stand farther away from the counter than usual.

With the lockdown of Dallas County on Monday and (I presumed) the lockdown of Collin coming shortly thereafter I started working from home taking orders on the phone and online and now I have the same goddamn boomers calling me asking why I'm not open because technicallyyyyy as an ink and toner supplier we're considered an "essential business."

Collin County's order that "all businesses are essential" is not making it any easier for me, and it's not making me want to go back to the store anytime soon because Collin County is likely going to be a hotbed of Coronavirus because of their shortsightedness.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Man I'm so glad I bounced out of Collins back to Harris late last year. What a chucklefuck of a county.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Texas AG Ken Paxton says gun sales cant be restricted by stay-home orders

paxton!

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Every time Paxton comes up I get freshly reminded that we elected a man that had been indicted to be AG. And that somehow this is not the dumbest thing about him in the current moment.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/lloydalter/status/1243626974985236481

lmao Staten Island's "density of a distant suburb" is 2.5x the density of Houston or Dallas.

Of course the most dense population zones in Texas are colonias so we could have a different humanitarian crisis brewing.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/lloydalter/status/1243626974985236481

lmao Staten Island's "density of a distant suburb" is 2.5x the density of Houston or Dallas.

Of course the most dense population zones in Texas are colonias so we could have a different humanitarian crisis brewing.

I mean, the point of those tweets was that the way New Yorkers have been saying "we only have the most COVID-19 cases because we're just so dense" is pretty clearly bullshit (and typical NYC exceptionalism). Density doesn't seem to be the driving cause behind the infection rate, so the fact that Texas is sprawl-land won't necessary have any bearing on how hard we are gonna get hit.

Active Quasar
Feb 22, 2011
Well, we've now got all our veggies in, except for some corn, which I'm going to try co-planting with beans, which I've heard is an effective way to keep the soil quality. Anyone tried that? Turning even a few square feet of Houston yard into tillage has turned into a forever war with one of the most insane root systems I've ever seen. Already bust a (admittedly fairly crap) mattock on that nightmare but it's there now and we should get 18 stalks out of it.

Thanks for all the garden advice, goons. Very much appreciated.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

literally form mobs to murder the C-levels here, not parody not satire, they deserve death

https://www.kxan.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/40/2020/03/stealing_my_relief_fund.pdf

https://www.kxan.com/news/austin-company-looking-to-dock-paychecks-for-those-receiving-stimulus-checks/

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal


Those shitters need to name that company, stat.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?


Why the gently caress is their source protecting these guys? They're literally robbing you and your friend, let the media post their name to high heaven. It's one of the few things they're still good for.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
http://anonym.es/https://www.houston-psychic.com/

This woman just pulled out of the Sonic drive-thru in a big white suburban with her URL and business name all over it.

First of all, if you're psychic, you should already know that Sonic is going to suck after you eat it.

Second, I missed my opportunity to totally bust a psychic. Just start asking questions about how this whole coronavirus thing is going to turn out. Where is borat when you need him?

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011


The only argument against I can offer is that it is unwise to congregate in large numbers during the pandemic, even for a riot.

But otherwise, I wouldn't shed a tear if they got doxxed and attacked online.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/article/texas-abortion-ban-coronavirus-big-women-health-15162102.php



these fuckers

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

Bowie county is undergoing shelter in place, finally. It went into place at Midnight. This is after the local tire plant shut down I think less than a week ago?

i've been holed up at home, dreading this. I have a huge fear of pandemics and the news of people buying up ammo is not making me feel any better.

Stay safe, TexGoons.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/DPS-will-screen-passengers-from-4-states-conduct-15163670.php



if they had started doing this ten years ago cruz wouldnt be a senator anymore

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

lol just new orleans?

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
Are they setting up checkpoints and profiling people with a yat accent?

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008
Well poo poo, I'm here in the epicenter of it all in Washington and I'm supposed to fly back to Texas in April. Wonder if they'll expand screenings by then.

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

been listening to the denton county fire scanner. just have it on in the background. pretty quiet but then every once in awhile there's a call like, 42-year-old woman who is six months pregnant and is vomiting blood and calling the COVID hotline, another patient having trouble breathing, another patient having trouble breathing, etc. etc.

Should I drag out my big radio console or is there an app?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

did a quick google and found travis county

https://m.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/28517

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Brazos County hit 54 confirmed cases.

We have 50 ICU beds in the county.

This is gonna be fun

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
One of my doctor friends on the Gulf Coast messaged me today and said, "The Governor needs to give this a name, like Coronavirus Selena or whatever, then people will start taking it seriously. I can't count how many patients have said something like, 'This is the worst thing I've seen since Carla or Celia.'" I lo'd because it's true. Just name it as a hurricane and the whole Gulf Coast will be like, "Oh okay, that's what we do."

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Spaced God posted:

Brazos County hit 54 confirmed cases.

We have 50 ICU beds in the county.

This is gonna be fun

I'm still seeing 40, with one death now. You sure your number isn't for all of Brazos Valley?

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Good thing airplane is the only way to get into Texas from New Orleans.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



ReidRansom posted:

I'm still seeing 40, with one death now. You sure your number isn't for all of Brazos Valley?

Oh my bad, that's what it is.

As someone who is A) not from here/The South and 2) deals with data on a city and county level in Austin for my internship, I find it both weird and dumb to include who whole valley instead of just talking about the county

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

.Edward Penischin posted:

Good thing airplane is the only way to get into Texas from New Orleans.

my god the drive from austin is brutal. never doing that again; bourbon street and sad 70's decor casinos suck and houston does better food

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
Texas is not The South, Goddammit, regardless of what the many sideways carpetbagging transplants and neo-confederate Texan dresser uppers would have you believe :/

(East Texas is The South, if I'm being honest, but we all make fun of it)

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

furthest-south university in the big 12 bay-bee

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