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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
One of my older junior Marines just messaged me asking if I know about Qanon. This guy used to be an enlisted intel Marine. Ugh.

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Tell him about Roko's Basilisk

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Same but Langford's

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Deathy McDeath posted:

One of my older junior Marines just messaged me asking if I know about Qanon. This guy used to be an enlisted intel Marine. Ugh.

Tell him to haze the idiot out of himself.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

shame on an IGA posted:

Tell him about Roko's Basilisk

I'll admit I don't quite get this / why it freaks people the gently caress out

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


movax posted:

I'll admit I don't quite get this / why it freaks people the gently caress out
I think you have to crawl WAY up your own rear end first.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



movax posted:

I'll admit I don't quite get this / why it freaks people the gently caress out

Look at the kind of people who take it seriously. There’s your answer.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

movax posted:

I'll admit I don't quite get this / why it freaks people the gently caress out

Don't worry about that, the only people actually freaked out by it are morons.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


the people who are vulnerable to it spend a lot of time trying to figure out exactly what is the best thing to do. not necessarily anal people, but anxious about their own worth, correctness, and ethicalness. some are compulsive do-gooders. it was essentially a troll laser-targeted on people like that, to give them the unwanted thought that actually all of their careful calculations about Effective Altruism and what-all might not matter at all, and that some unseen god had turned their attention on them and was displeased with their actions. they reacted to this fear in a very human way.

and yes, very up their own rear end. read https://reducing-suffering.org/ for a sad laugh or two.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

ok whew i can go back to worrying about the DEEP STATE COVID-19 bioweapon

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Don't worry about that, the only people actually freaked out by it are morons.

I just read the synopsis and goddamn that is loving stupid

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

maffew buildings posted:

I just read the synopsis and goddamn that is loving stupid

I'm just confused by why anyone would put any thought into it.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
It could be also called the "fedora and club shirt with flames" paradox based on the sort of folks who go in on it

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

A Bad Poster posted:

I'm just confused by why anyone would put any thought into it.

the best part is that the people who bought into it were even more confused why anyone would put any thought into it


quote:

Listen to me very closely, you idiot.

YOU DO NOT THINK IN SUFFICIENT DETAIL ABOUT SUPERINTELLIGENCES CONSIDERING WHETHER OR NOT TO BLACKMAIL YOU. THAT IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE THING WHICH GIVES THEM A MOTIVE TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON THE BLACKMAIL.

You have to be really clever to come up with a genuinely dangerous thought. I am disheartened that people can be clever enough to do that and not clever enough to do the obvious thing and KEEP THEIR IDIOT MOUTHS SHUT about it, because it is much more important to sound intelligent when talking to your friends. This post was STUPID.

(For those who have no idea why I'm using capital letters for something that just sounds like a random crazy idea, and worry that it means I'm as crazy as Roko, the gist of it was that he just did something that potentially gives superintelligences an increased motive to do extremely evil things in an attempt to blackmail us. It is the sort of thing you want to be EXTREMELY CONSERVATIVE about NOT DOING.)


A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
If something exists in the future that was going to gently caress with us here in the past, then wouldn't it have already happened? And also time travel isn't real? These people think they're smart?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



A Bad Poster posted:

If something exists in the future that was going to gently caress with us here in the past, then wouldn't it have already happened? And also time travel isn't real? These people think they're smart?

It's even dumber than that; they're worried that the worldwide deadly communist gangster computer god in the year 40,000 will create copies of them, just to torture them for not helping the computer god exist in the first place. A bunch of "rationalist" nerds re-invented heaven and hell.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Can we bring the jade helm poo poo back? I miss reading the screeds from the insane.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Well now that it's their guy back in charge it's all

All day long.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Deathy McDeath posted:

One of my older junior Marines just messaged me asking if I know about Qanon. This guy used to be an enlisted intel Marine. Ugh.

So does he know Q? Can I get an introduction?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


pantslesswithwolves posted:

So does he know Q? Can I get an introduction?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/TerminalLance/status/1243690317989085184

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender
It's really well based though and I would have eaten it up in High School though.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!



Ha ha, can't recall me I'm already deployed.... wait, poo poo.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Yeah, consider the following:

1) They are going to run out of ventilators at the hospitals pretty soon.
2) There have already been triage guidelines set up to decide who gets them and who doesn't.
3) There's been a huge gun-buying spree among the American public.

I think it's reasonably likely they'll be posting troops outside ERs across the country.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Lead out in cuffs posted:

Yeah, consider the following:

1) They are going to run out of ventilators at the hospitals pretty soon.
2) There have already been triage guidelines set up to decide who gets them and who doesn't.
3) There's been a huge gun-buying spree among the American public.

I think it's reasonably likely they'll be posting troops outside ERs across the country.

Spain is already there. Also, there are idiots in the Spanish army too.

ekuNNN posted:

Army patrolling the streets in Spain to look tough during lockdown got stuck:

Knives Amilli
Sep 26, 2014

DaNerd posted:

My old reserve unit is apparently doing a remote drill over zoom. Almost makes me wish I hadn't left just to watch that unfold.

Thats what our unit is planning on doing. Figured its easy money

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!




Eighth army in Korea isn't loving around anymore. Hope your kebab was worth a stripe and running from the cops.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
I do love that the 8th is releasing a "Force Health Protection" with their Umbrella Corp insignia.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



nullscan posted:




Eighth army in Korea isn't loving around anymore. Hope your kebab was worth a stripe and running from the cops.

I'd take my chances running from the cops for a kebab right now.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

canyoneer posted:

Spain is already there. Also, there are idiots in the Spanish army too.

lmao gently caress trying to drive that thing around any city center in a Mediterranean-bounded European member state

-one-ways, traffic lights and other traffic controls are ignored in some arcane geography depending on whether they hate stops, speed limits or right-of-ways more or less in Catalonia or Sicily or Paris
-paved in some kind of super-slick cobblestone
-scooters everywhere scooters
-roads sometimes become stairs
-actually just an endless series of tall-walled slot canyons anything bigger than a Fiat Panda or literal donkey shouldn't really drive in
-also they're all pedestrian zones

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I'm on my last day of a two week quarantine at Fort loving Bliss after spending 9 months in Kirkuk.

When I get back to Wainwright, no quarantine or COVID or Fairbanks / FWA pigs are going to stop me from getting blitzed out of my mind.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

US Berder Patrol posted:

lmao gently caress trying to drive that thing around any city center in a Mediterranean-bounded European member state

-one-ways, traffic lights and other traffic controls are ignored in some arcane geography depending on whether they hate stops, speed limits or right-of-ways more or less in Catalonia or Sicily or Paris
-paved in some kind of super-slick cobblestone
-scooters everywhere scooters
-roads sometimes become stairs
-actually just an endless series of tall-walled slot canyons anything bigger than a Fiat Panda or literal donkey shouldn't really drive in
-also they're all pedestrian zones

I once sat in downtown Madrid traffic for 45 minutes to go less than a mile. There wasn't a crash or anything, that was just how it was.

No idea how the ambulances reach anyone there

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
At the age of 20, Vienna Rose is retiring from porn after suffering abusive treatment and mediocre pay. And she hopes to achieve her lifelong goal of becoming a Jarhead.

Edit

I'm not posting this to mock her abuse in any means. It's terrible what she has gone through. I'm just shocked that after the very public career she had prior to this, she wants to try and serve in an extremely toxic and masculine environment with an obscenely high rate of sexual assault and rape. Good luck to her, but I would be shocked if this didnt end in tragedy for her.

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Mar 29, 2020

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
More abusive and shittier pay, so who the gently caress knows what's going on upstairs

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
She's from a small town, had apparently never been on a plane before she was flown out to LA to do porn, and she admits she made mediocre money. So she's basically back to square 1: poor bumpkin from Nowheresville. The military, for all its awfulness, is a ticket out of a dead-end town. There's no guarantee whatever you get will be any better than a dead-end town, but it'll get you out.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


A very good portion of the kind of shitheads who join the military are never going to let you live down having done porn, or just being a woman in general. She chose to join the Marines which is going to be even worse culturally, and she told the media.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
There is a decent chance that, given that she won't go by her adult film name, a lot of people won't even know about it in passing, although it's probable that some rear end in a top hat in her company will make sure to spread the news around locally. It's not like she was some big-name star.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

mlmp08 posted:

although it's probable that some rear end in a top hat in her company will make sure to spread the news

This is 100% going to happen.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

mlmp08 posted:

There is a decent chance that, given that she won't go by her adult film name, a lot of people won't even know about it in passing, although it's probable that some rear end in a top hat in her company will make sure to spread the news around locally. It's not like she was some big-name star.

They will absolutely find out.

I know a currently enlisted dude who got a callsign because he was recognized from one appearance.

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