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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Cute Thread: hypothetical murder potato
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



 https://i.imgur.com/sweH0GD.mp4

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
 https://twitter.com/archillect/status/1243254269572263940?s=21

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/sweH0GD.mp4

Eeeeeeee it's Venom Cloud :neckbeard:

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seaborgium
Aug 1, 2002

"Nothing a shitload of bleach won't fix"

PainterofCrap posted:

Well, you would get to play Satan just once.

One of our kittens kept hanging out in the dryer. A friend of mine accidentally killed one of her young cats when she threw a load in the dryer & ran it with the kitten in there.

Mindful of this: The fourth time I found him in there, I shut the door & with one hand on the door handle, stood to one side (this is important!), hit START just long enough for the drum to begin rotating, then threw open the door. He fired out of there & has never been back.

My dad did that to my parent's cat once, just to get him to stop doing it. The thunk was hilarious, as was the betrayed look on his face every time he saw the dryer having just finished after that.

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Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Sininu posted:

https://i.imgur.com/lGrQBK2.mp4
Those are some excellent table manners.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Sininu posted:

https://i.imgur.com/lGrQBK2.mp4

Crabs can have little a berry, as a treat.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Samovar posted:

Crabs can have little a berry, as a treat.

Have you seen the size of that thing? They're getting more than a little berry.

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
It's just what the kids are saying these days. One of them me me's.

ILL Machina has a new favorite as of 07:22 on Mar 29, 2020

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

ILL Machina posted:

It's just what the kids are saying these days. One of them me me's.

Subverting expectations is a cornerstone of "a joke"

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Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



 Fiona post incoming. Quarantine means my roommate and I bother her a lot.

https://twitter.com/HammyDeVito/status/1244152699752349697

https://twitter.com/HammyDeVito/status/1244152851569369088

https://twitter.com/SkookumSam/status/1244051426025730048

Imgur is a wreck these days so I hope y'all don't mind me just embedding tweets.

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Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



 Further Fiona:

https://twitter.com/HammyDeVito/status/1244171088608677889

https://twitter.com/SkookumSam/status/1244172388159205376

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Fiona is excellent.

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Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

 https://twitter.com/polarsom/status/1243481496020602881
https://twitter.com/PolarisBear_/status/1133457148820590592
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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe

Sininu posted:

https://twitter.com/polarsom/status/1243481496020602881
https://twitter.com/PolarisBear_/status/1133457148820590592



Thse \ / eyebrows need to be / \

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
<yes i will peep for you>

https://twitter.com/BenardMF/status/1244255214795927553

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

 Horny frog is loud frog.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/martharoberts/status/1244258108433747969

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe

MrYenko posted:

Horny frog is loud frog.

Every single sound and song that you hear outside, is something trying to get laid.

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Caedus posted:

Further Fiona:

https://twitter.com/HammyDeVito/status/1244171088608677889

https://twitter.com/SkookumSam/status/1244172388159205376

Omg! She does the same thing as my Sissel! Does she also chase the light cast my cars driving by and getting through the curtains in the middle of the night? Does she chase shadow puppets at night? Or am I the only person that makes shadow puppets for their cat who chases shadows?

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Zereth
Jul 9, 2003

PainterofCrap posted:

Every single sound and song that you hear outside, is something trying to get laid.
Sometimes they're yelling at people to get off their turf instead.

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Zereth posted:

Sometimes they're yelling at people to get off their turf instead.

Only because someone else being on their turf reduces their chance to get laid.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 Every bird song either translates as "gently caress you" or "gently caress me".

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Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

ultrafilter posted:

Every song either translates as "gently caress you" or "gently caress me".
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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

ultrafilter posted:

Every bird song either translates as "gently caress you" or "gently caress me".

Every (good) human song, too.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

 https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1243621379171385344/pu/vid/540x960/U4LbJpJ35M6JE-V_.mp4

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/npDsMCN.gifv

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/QP3dXF1.gifv

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005

ILL Machina posted:

https://i.imgur.com/npDsMCN.gifv

Its like someone hit a giraffe with a shrink gun.

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



 https://i.imgur.com/lI8kw1Y.mp4

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

ILL Machina posted:

https://i.imgur.com/npDsMCN.gifv

:lol: I thought the beginning was two baby gireffes walking through a normal-sized door, then it panned over to the actual baby giraffe and it felt like some kind of real-life CGI trick.

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graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."

ILL Machina posted:

https://i.imgur.com/QP3dXF1.gifv

Cats can have little a plasma, as a treat.

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Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

withak posted:

:lol: I thought the beginning was two baby gireffes walking through a normal-sized door, then it panned over to the actual baby giraffe and it felt like some kind of real-life CGI trick.
Maybe it's all just forced perspective stuff and the giraffes are all really the same size.

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
 https://twitter.com/gatitos_qctd/status/1244483268298395649?s=21

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spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/gatitos_qctd/status/1244483268298395649?s=21

"BROTHER CAN I HAVE SOME SPECIAL K?"

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://twitter.com/gildedbat/status/1244449435662286848

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spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

ILL Machina posted:

https://i.imgur.com/QP3dXF1.gifv

Yo, I lack the talents and the software, but could someone make this have lightning-strike noises or lightsaber noises?

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Dick Trauma posted:

<yes i will peep for you>

https://twitter.com/BenardMF/status/1244255214795927553

Let me play you the song of my peeple

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
This is an old feelgood meme but I needed it this morning and perhaps you do as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pkruFVIi7E

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 https://i.imgur.com/zRgEmRS.mp4

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Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1244669312255832070

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