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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Looking forward to hoarding all that Easter chocolate noones gonna be buying.


This is top tier 80s aesthetic.

Gives off a kitbashy vibe

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naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Lolie posted:

My neighbour is a nurse. I think it's a combination of boredom and not wanting to cancel planned events.

I also think that our messaging leaves too much up to individual interpretation and we need to follow the UK and be much more specific (even though some people in the UK are finding creative ways to break the rules).

I am still seeing alot of people at cafes and filling supermarkets on my way into work and it's really getting to me bad. Found out earlier that one of my fuckhead aunts (who spends 90% of her time at the nursing home her mother is in) went and visited my nan who has been incredibly well behaved for a change keeping herself quarantined (she has just finished a round of chemo and has respitory issues and has never been able to sit still) because she was bored and they wouldn't let her back into the nursing home her mum is in. A nursing home I know for a fact has several confirmed cases in it. Mum and I flipped out and she doesn't understand why we're so angry and why people are being so about it all. Until we have large waves of people dying most people won't accept how serious it actually is and the current wishy washy messaging isn't helping at all.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

the dude who owns the community broadband company is currently live streaming a karaoke concert and its v cringe but also making my day bless him

Friend of mine that runs the weekly karaoke at the pub has been live-streaming it from his house. I ran it with him for years and hate karaoke with a passion, but it's good to see people adapting.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Did not expect to see this at Woolies



gently caress. I could not find any today.

I have some friends out in Western NSW message me today asking me to look for bog roll since they have been out for ages. I also grabbed some flour from Costco for them since they have not seen a single bag of it for nearly a month.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
Also, this sent me into a rage today at a Westfield. Lady at the shop got really pissed I took a photo.



At the aged/disability house I run I have enough masks for 1 shift and I am giving them to another house that has a resident that has been exposed. This type is pretty useless, but it's better than nothing. We are down to begging the national stockpile for supplies. If it hits these houses it's going to be a bloodbath. A vast majority of the residents are goners if they catch it and the staff will be screwed.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
Was the only voter at the local school then popped into Coles and got some pasta and TP amongst other things, a chill Saturday all round

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Got a student at my work who this virus poo poo is absolutely a matter of life and death

We are preparing for the worst

ili
Jul 26, 2003


UnfortunateSexFart posted:

What's the issue here? I work for an online retailer handling packages all day and they sent me home because I have mild asthma.

Lol my office has at least one confirmed case in my building and two suspected cases in my business unit, I've got asthma and they sent me an email saying everyone has to come into the office unless they're sick or legally quarantined. I'm expected to go into the office so I can be supervised properly by my boss, who is working from home next week as he's under mandatory isolation after returning from overseas.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Did not expect to see this at Woolies



That's the TP they were handing out at my Coles yesterday after they ran out of Quilton 24 packs.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Raged posted:

drat near cried when I went back to Bathurst to and the Woolies there had big roll.



Move into the new house and the last fucker who lived here took the NBN HFC modem with them even though it had a big ole label saying "PROPERTY OF THE NBN".

Now I have to wait for NBN tech and pray they get here for NSW goes into total lockdown. Dont make me go through lockdown without the ability to stream TV 24/7. Free to air is sooooo bad.

My neighbours are experiencing the wonders of my Plex server. I'm experiencing user management and bandwidth allocation. Yelling out "oi no 4K oval office" out the window is helping,

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Raged posted:

Friend of mine that runs the weekly karaoke at the pub has been live-streaming it from his house. I ran it with him for years and hate karaoke with a passion, but it's good to see people adapting.

Quizmeisters livestreamed a pub quiz on facebook yesterday. Too bad they let the worst pub quiz host I've ever seen keep his job and run it. Makes me think twitch pub quizzes should be done more regularly and by better people.


I start a rotating roster of work from home this week. Seriously tossing up about buying myself a second-hand oculus rift and setting up a virtual desktop. Do my research and drafting on the moon or something.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


We commisioned an app dev to make a tracker app for the virus:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1aNBIxsTQPEWrUwusG94P5NXWV_re8cyF

Download at own risk obviously. Only works on Android. When Antarctica gets a red dot it's game over.

EDIT: It uses John Hopkins data, we have a non map version that actually works with provinces/states too

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Mar 28, 2020

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION
I saw a bag of rice on sale for $50 at the Easy Convenience store. Seems a bit gougey.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


ili posted:

Lol my office has at least one confirmed case in my building and two suspected cases in my business unit, I've got asthma and they sent me an email saying everyone has to come into the office unless they're sick or legally quarantined. I'm expected to go into the office so I can be supervised properly by my boss, who is working from home next week as he's under mandatory isolation after returning from overseas.

That's horrible. :( I was losing sleep thinking about going into the CBD every day. Now I have to work on a laptop on two IKEA trays in a tiny apartment since my wife is also working from home, but I'll take it.

We'll probably all be forced home soon anyway unless Scomo decides to sacrifice us all for the line graph.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


iRend posted:

I saw a bag of rice on sale for $50 at the Easy Convenience store. Seems a bit gougey.

You can report that poo poo you know?

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
If you're gardening to stay sane or because you're expecting horrendous vegetable prices over the coming months, you might find this website useful.

https://digforvictory.org/

I haven't used their forums, but I do use the free version of their online garden diary.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Lolie posted:

If you're gardening to stay sane or because you're expecting horrendous vegetable prices over the coming months, you might find this website useful.

https://digforvictory.org/

I haven't used their forums, but I do use the free version of their online garden diary.

Oh nice,

It's a bit of both for me

I am putting in place a system that helps me stay sane while also allowing me to eat healthy and share a little with the neighbours.


Thou it doesn't help one of my neighbour has their tv going full bore running virus updates

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

I've found a good substitute for the feeling you get when pressure washing concrete and that's exit-molding the balcony ceiling.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

zubraman posted:

Work is being pretty good to me and I'm mostly working from home. When I've started getting twitchy I've been able to go in and work on restoring a CNC mill in an unused workshop.

It's a Deckel FP42NC from the early 1980's and I really like the Alien / Nostromo vibe the CRT and controller has. Built like a tank and very accurate.

Gonna use it to make a bunch of pocket knives: Le Thiers style folders with antler handle scales. Laser cut the prototypes from acrylic last week. Design needs a bit of work but it's sane enough to get started machining fixtures.

Demand for this stuff is still strong as ever. My gut feel is that a lot of the people who buy this stuff are largely recession proof (although history has conclusively shown they are not guillotine proof).

Can't complain, it's keeping a bunch of misfits and weirdos employed while the world goes to poo poo, so we're lucky.





Maybe don't carry it around in public.

$300 or $400 fine. I forget. Plus the whole going to court thing.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Jestery posted:

So how is blow keeping?

I am well thank you Jestery.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I thought that was bendigo but tbh I get those two confused a lot

I always get Ballarat and Bendigo confused.

Flew there with my friend. I think the dude from Ballarat airstrip gave us a lift into town.

After that we landed somewhere, maybe Cowra? And the dude had to drive down the runway to disperse the crows before we could take off.

Blow fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Mar 29, 2020

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Blow posted:

Maybe don't carry it around in public.

$300 or $400 fine. I forget. Plus the whole going to court thing.

he will be fine, the police don't get the intense urge to search him like they do with you

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

To add to my Victorian flying story.

We slalomed through the 12 Apostles at about 300 ft cranking the Propellerheads.



E: I had also taken MDMA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd8WjeK8riE

Blow fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Mar 29, 2020

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Blow posted:

I always get Ballarat and Bendigo confused.

Flew there with my friend. I think the dude from Ballarat airstrip gave us a lift into town.

After that we landed somewhere, maybe Cowra? And the dude had to drive down the runway to disperse the crows before we could take off.

E: not Cowra. Narrandera.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Humphreys posted:

My neighbours are experiencing the wonders of my Plex server. I'm experiencing user management and bandwidth allocation. Yelling out "oi no 4K oval office" out the window is helping,

Run an ethernet cable out the window.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Blow posted:

E: not Cowra. Narrandera.

Is the huge toboggan-jump at the public pool still up?

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

~Coxy posted:

Is the huge toboggan-jump at the public pool still up?

Dunno man.

We were stranded at the Narrandera pub for 3 days waiting for the weather to clear.

I totally trashed the locals at pool.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
My loving neighbours have had builders starting at 7am for weeks so today I'm dragging them down with nonstop bad seeds/ pj harvey / birthday party after a cheery 0745 neil young alarm
Right now its tupelo with the pantry window open like a bass refelx port

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Humphreys posted:

My neighbours are experiencing the wonders of my Plex server. I'm experiencing user management and bandwidth allocation. Yelling out "oi no 4K oval office" out the window is helping,

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

tardwrangler posted:

My loving neighbours have had builders starting at 7am for weeks so today I'm dragging them down with nonstop bad seeds/ pj harvey / birthday party after a cheery 0745 neil young alarm
Right now its tupelo with the pantry window open like a bass refelx port

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDBZZ3uvimE

And the Midyim Berry or Austromyrtus dulcis just kicked in.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
My daughter went to the shops today and two separate stores were so overstocked with nappies that they'd filled the toilet paper and tissue shelves with them.

The entire pasta section was filled with lasagna sheets, apparently.

Aldi has seeds for 99 cents a packet starting Wednesday if anyone wants to expand/start their victory garden.

Lolie fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Mar 29, 2020

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Soooooooooo how about that mandatory 2 people gathering limit?

*lodges intention to claim*

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
KInda glad that I'm not obliged to leave the house tomorrow although I still need to log on by 8:30 so that I count as being at work. All going well I'll only have to roll into actual work on Friday although poo poo might change before then I think.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Breathe Deeper quickly becoming my unofficial pandemic theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs-MtItyOFc

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Infinitum posted:

Breathe Deeper quickly becoming my unofficial pandemic theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs-MtItyOFc

This is my low effort one. Been cranking it all arvo. I THINK I have the lyrics down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Infinitum posted:

Soooooooooo how about that mandatory 2 people gathering limit?

*lodges intention to claim*

About time. Now let's see if they enforce it. The PM's statement implied that it's up to the states whether or not they enforce it. It's kind of pointless if they don't.

Lolie fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Mar 29, 2020

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Lolie posted:

About time. Now let's see if they enforce it. The PM's statement implied that it's up to the states whether or not they enforce it. It's kind of pointless if they don't.

I had a cop car pull up outside my house for whatever tehy were up to and yelled out to gently caress off now there's 3 of us. Got a laugh and thumbs up from the cops.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Lolie posted:

About time. Now let's see if they enforce it. The PM's statement implied that it's up to the states whether or not they enforce it. It's kind of pointless if they don't.

https://twitter.com/GladysB/status/1244202263834267651

It's a lockdown in everything but name at this point. Going to find out tomorrow if work is going to let me work from home, or stand me down. Weeeeee.

As poo poo as it is, at least we're not America which is already at 2,000 deaths a day.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


There is apparenty a $1500 a fortnight subsidy coming for employers to keep people in jobs, which should hit.. tonight? Tomorrow?

They're calling it the Job Keeper package or some poo poo.

gently caress knows.

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McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

I still think there should be some kind of anti hoarding measures temporarily in the stores. Not sure what you'd do to enforce it but something along the lines of ID scanning like at pubs in Qld but at the check out and it has people's family data and purchase history. So instead of item limits it'd be family limits or something. So if you're like stealthy and have 4 kids your allowance for stuff is higher than if you're a single person?

Idk
Basically people hoarding should be shot in to the loving sun tbh

Because I'm running low on TP AND can't get it anywhere locally easily

Makes me wish I'd signed up for who gives a crap earlier

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