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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

fat joe is on a lot of pain pills from his latest injury. don't mind the weird poo poo he posts

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Fat Joe vs. Wrestling Twitter Weirdo is the beef this country deserves

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Best response so far to Mike

https://twitter.com/porksweats1/status/1242949442082426881?s=19

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
All I want in this world is Kurtz to respond to bix with one of his groveling "Please sir I am respectfully disagreeing I respect you so much please just understand I disagree but I respect and have followed your work respectfully for years" replies.

Those are my favorite.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

MassRafTer posted:

Let us not fight, instead let us read this glorious tweet.

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1242627207777878016

I honestly have no idea what he's trying to say in relation to what Bix said. Like I know all those words but they make no sense in that context.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

https://twitter.com/fatjoe/status/1243011482503254016?s=19

Why is Fat Joe calling out rovert over a two year old tweet about WWE?

this is hilarious

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
Imagine waking up about five minutes ago and that tweet being the first thing you see on your phone, what the gently caress

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

MassRafTer posted:

Let us not fight, instead let us read this glorious tweet.

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1242627207777878016

Well, you see MRT...in the Wednesday Night War, things get confused out there: power, ideals, the old morality, practical rasslin' necessity. But out there with these Tweeters, it must be a temptation to be god. Because there's a conflict in every human heart, between the rational and the irrational, between pro wrestling and sports entertainment. And good does not always triumph. Sometimes, the Dark Order overcomes what Lincoln called the Christopher "Fallen Angel" Daniels of our nature. Every man has got a breaking point. You and I have one. Mike Kurtz has reached his. And very obviously, he has bought WWE stock.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I'm stuck figuring out how Fat Joe even got at that tweet.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Someone did some Twitter detective work

https://twitter.com/dajosc11/status/1243029250178985985

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

ShootaBoy posted:


Something tells me that someone never actually watched anything with either of them in it.

On the one hand, a team made up of (comparatively) bigger women as a powerhouse tag team in the division would be a nice point of difference from the others - and giving the tag teams something to help them stand out is a thing the WWE needs to do better at. But Nia and Tamina ain't it.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Vagabundo posted:

On the one hand, a team made up of (comparatively) bigger women as a powerhouse tag team in the division would be a nice point of difference from the others - and giving the tag teams something to help them stand out is a thing the WWE needs to do better at. But Nia and Tamina ain't it.

What about the team of Natalya and Beth Phoenix?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
There's an extremely in denial guy arguing in Dave's mentions all day about how WWE's false advertising is totally okay and everybody's just using it as an excuse to bitch about WWE.

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1244077114237677568

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.


:thunk:

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





guess that person was sleeping through the second half of 2017 huh

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

Venomous posted:

guess that person was sleeping through the second half of 2017 huh
An understandable reaction to the Jinder Mahal title reign

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Was that Jinder’s fault tho? If you look at ADR, Sheamus, Punk, Mysterious, Christian’s title runs you see a pretty specific pattern of the champ looking like a total fool via booking. I haven’t watched Jinders work but I imagine it’s more of the same.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It was WWE's fault, I don't blame Jinder in the slightest for grasping the totally unexpected title reign they gave him with both hands. His reign absolutely sucked, and he was the absolute worst person to pick for a lengthy title reign, but that's on WWE for picking him and sticking with him for the most insanely stupidly short-sighted and nonsensical (and also pretty racist, to be honest) reasons.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

coconono posted:

Was that Jinder’s fault tho? If you look at ADR, Sheamus, Punk, Mysterious, Christian’s title runs you see a pretty specific pattern of the champ looking like a total fool via booking. I haven’t watched Jinders work but I imagine it’s more of the same.

Those guys managed to entertain people despite bad booking.

Jinder did not. I agree he was put in a position to fail though. Justin Credible on steroids via India isn't gonna engage anyone.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Jinder's just a lovely wrestler and no amount of booking was going to cover that. His title reign would've sucked even if it was well-booked.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

WWE devaluing their own belts because Cena, Batista, Orton or HHH isn't holding them will always confuse me. But WWE approaches wrestling in a completely baffling way. Just absolutely determined to kill anything fun or interesting.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

WWE booking bad but also Jinder bad too. But like in an era of Baron Corbins, Elias', and Brauns Jinder being bad but getting a push isn't that notable.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Benne posted:

Jinder's just a lovely wrestler and no amount of booking was going to cover that. His title reign would've sucked even if it was well-booked.

Good booking wouldn't have made him the champ in the first place!

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

coconono posted:

Was that Jinder’s fault tho? If you look at ADR, Sheamus, Punk, Mysterious, Christian’s title runs you see a pretty specific pattern of the champ looking like a total fool via booking. I haven’t watched Jinders work but I imagine it’s more of the same.

You're wrong. It made just about everyone he worked a programme with also look like poo poo, and somehow managed to drag others into its shittiness, making them look like dickheads too. Just about the only people who came out at least at the same level they were to begin with were AJ Styles, who ended that reign, and The Great Khali.


Benne posted:

Jinder's just a lovely wrestler and no amount of booking was going to cover that. His title reign would've sucked even if it was well-booked.

Yeah, this too. I'm sure he's a nice guy, but yeesh, he's definitely the weak link in 3MB. Like, no one is going to accuse Miz of being a good wrestler, but at least he can talk and get himself over, and when he got his title run, he was actually getting a lot of heat. Jinder got promoted well beyond his level of ability, but at least we got the "choppin' and choppin'" clip out of Bryan Alvarez out of it.

If the WWE were absolutely desperate to push someone unexpected, they could've done worse than, say, Rhyno, with Slater as his buddy that is delighted to just be there and support his buddy. Good booking could've made an interesting storyline like "yeah, I'm not the force I used to be, but I've still got the Gore."

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Mar 30, 2020

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/ChampSmokes/status/1238501042851020800

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


Harvey Whippleman was, like, 20 years ago though.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Every single one of Jinders title defenses was exactly the same. EXACTLY THE SAME

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

this fucker basically only tweets hateful poo poo about nyla rose and has been for weeks

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Holy poo poo what a despicable piece of absolute poo poo.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

thats a dabbin aladdin alt. he's a notoriously lovely phobic troll rear end in a top hat. report him, hopefully he gets banned again

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

How did he get on that starrcast events set in 2019 with no one there? Someone should have smacked him.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Joey McChrist posted:

thats a dabbin aladdin alt. he's a notoriously lovely phobic troll rear end in a top hat. report him, hopefully he gets banned again

https://twitter.com/starrcastsucks is another one of his accounts

edit: and also https://twitter.com/Demo617 and https://twitter.com/BenoitsSoul holy gently caress this guy is insane

edit: there's also six or seven more accounts but i've already spent over an hour on this sad excuse for a human being

flatluigi fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Mar 30, 2020

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

wasn't eric young womens champ in tna

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

flatluigi posted:

https://twitter.com/starrcastsucks is another one of his accounts

edit: and also https://twitter.com/Demo617 and https://twitter.com/BenoitsSoul holy gently caress this guy is insane

edit: there's also six or seven more accounts but i've already spent over an hour on this sad excuse for a human being

Reported the ones you've listed, plus the other one. gently caress this piece of poo poo, he can go get hosed.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
There's no good fan opinions thread so why not

https://twitter.com/MattRoth512/status/1244458012607238144

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I don't think Cena is top 5 all time but yeah, can't really disagree that he's head and shoulders above Randy.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I definitely agree that Randy couldn't carry John's jock with a forklift.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

I think he could carry it with his hand, he's pretty strong and Cena's jock probably isn't very heavy when his cock and balls aren't in it

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Orton is the prime example of how a great worker (for other wrestlers to work with) doesn’t necessarily lead to a great wrestler (for fans to watch)

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Claytor
Dec 5, 2011
The only people who are bigger fans of Orton than Cena just find him relatable because they too have used the n-word on a Twitch stream.

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