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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

thrawn527 posted:

Seriously, though, why is the Dow going up while the world falls apart? I don't understand what's happening anymore.

corporations have a) been handed the mother of all bailouts and b) already know how to exploit their employees to functionally absorb the Trumpbux they get from the government and c) Trump has already publicly stated that he doesn't consider congressional oversight and regulations of the bailout to be law, but merely suggestion



it's a loving bonanza, of course number go up

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AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



Augus posted:

what even is krystals is that like west coast white castle or something

southern white castle*

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



tasty hot garbage that most only eat when they're wasted.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Augus posted:

what even is krystals is that like west coast white castle or something

It's Southern White Castle.

e: f, b:

AppleNippleBOB posted:

southern white castle*

God loving dammit.

thrawn527 has issued a correction as of 20:09 on Mar 30, 2020

gregday
May 23, 2003


Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/kasie/status/1244701443430416385

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

AppleNippleBOB posted:

tasty hot garbage that most only eat when they're wasted.

That's the only time to eat White Castle.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

thrawn527 posted:

Seriously, though, why is the Dow going up while the world falls apart? I don't understand what's happening anymore.

stocks go up when people buy them. people are buying stocks.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

AppleNippleBOB posted:

southern white castle*

thats mar-a-lago, IDIOT

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



Burg map. Why isn't there a burger place called the burgermeister???

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
see in my town all the white people would go to white castle or rallys or something while the rest of us would go to krystal and get obscenely large fountain drinks and vibrating piles of meat, potatoes, and cheese

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Hatebag posted:


Burg map. Why isn't there a burger place called the burgermeister???

NO SPANGLES
NO BRAUMS
:getout:

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


What the hell's a culver? One who culves?

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Hatebag posted:


Burg map. Why isn't there a burger place called the burgermeister???

Wait, why are Five Guys and Krystal the same color? They're wildly different burgers.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


i'll bat for steak n shake. good burgs, good shakes.

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



sinnesloeschen posted:

see in my town all the white people would go to white castle or rallys or something while the rest of us would go to krystal and get obscenely large fountain drinks and vibrating piles of meat, potatoes, and cheese

mods change my name to vibrating piles of meat

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Hatebag posted:

What the hell's a culver? One who culves?

culvers custard and butter burgers

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Hatebag posted:

What the hell's a culver? One who culves?

bomb rear end fast food onion rings

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


thrawn527 posted:

Wait, why are Five Guys and Krystal the same color? They're wildly different burgers.

The krystal one is a skosh brighter.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



I liked the culvers I went to when I was forced to work in missouri and kansas for a few months.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Hatebag posted:


Burg map. Why isn't there a burger place called the burgermeister???

That map is wrong, I lived in Kansas for 9 years and have never laid eyes on a Culver's

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
motherfuck no wonder i was so fat

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hatebag posted:


Burg map. Why isn't there a burger place called the burgermeister???

The gently caress, there are no loving checkers around here

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Hatebag posted:


Burg map. Why isn't there a burger place called the burgermeister???

the 16 genders

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Iron Crowned posted:

That map is wrong, I lived in Kansas for 9 years and have never laid eyes on a Culver's

binch there was one in KCK i went to all the time, spittin distance from prairie village of all neighborhoods

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

sinnesloeschen posted:

NO SPANGLES
NO BRAUMS
:getout:

:hmmyes:

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

sinnesloeschen posted:

binch there was one in KCK i went to all the time, spittin distance from prairie village of all neighborhoods

sinnesloeschen posted:

motherfuck no wonder i was so fat

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

they shouldn't publish that burger map, terrorists could use it to locate a burger

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
rallys>checkers tbh


also no freddies steakburgers and no cookout that map is some fuckin horseshit

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
and not a single good burger between the lot of them

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Augus posted:

what even is krystals is that like west coast white castle or something

krystals:white castle::hardees:carls jr

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
COOKOUT FUCKIN OWNS

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


that map is how the us will Balkanize

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Iron Crowned posted:

That map is wrong, I lived in Kansas for 9 years and have never laid eyes on a Culver's

There was one like 25 minutes away from fort Leavenworth

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Plinkey posted:

The gently caress, there are no loving checkers around here

rallys is checkers

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


sinnesloeschen posted:

COOKOUT FUCKIN OWNS
the working class vanguard

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
arbys makes the best burgers, eveyone knows this

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:


the shameful face of a poster who's never been so wasted that literally any fried salted beef thing was a culinary delight

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

cumshitter posted:

rallys is checkers

none of those either

by total stores or whatever it's got to be either mcdonalds or wendys

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

that map is how the us will Balkanize

Dairy Queen partizáns have the advantage, looks like monarchy is coming back to America after all

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