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Hey Dr what do you call a patient who can't diagnose their own illness? Hey contractor what do you call a client who can't build their own garage?
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Mar 30, 2020 19:04
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Eifert Posting posted:Hey Dr what do you call a patient who can't diagnose their own illness? a bengals fan
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Mar 30, 2020 19:09
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It would be kind of funny for some sports league to go through the effort and expense of establishing one of these Olympic villages only for someone to break quarantine, get the virus, and blow it all on Day 1.
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Mar 30, 2020 19:11
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Eifert Posting posted:Hey Dr what do you call a patient who can't diagnose their own illness? Oooh I can answer #2. Unmanly
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Mar 30, 2020 19:12
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:It would be kind of funny for some sports league to go through the effort and expense of establishing one of these Olympic villages only for someone to break quarantine, get the virus, and blow it all on Day 1. That's what would happen, and once it was inside it would spread incredibly rapidly because people would be cheek by jowl. It's one of the worst ideas ever, basically Masque of the Red Death: NFL Edition
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Mar 30, 2020 19:14
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Honestly surprised some NFL owner or executive hasn’t floated the idea of all of the players intentionally catching the virus now so that they’ll be immune to it for the fall so they can play.
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Mar 30, 2020 19:17
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I wish I was in a situation in life where I could agree or disagree to something that would could affect me by millions of dollars without bothering to read it, or even getting someone else to read it
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Mar 30, 2020 19:25
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lol https://twitter.com/E_Reid35/status/1244640335927664640?s=20
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Mar 30, 2020 19:41
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Ehud posted:no no no it all happens at one field Play all games in the Kibbie Dome. Wanna see NFL players slamming into the walls 5 feet past the end zone. I was looking through my imgur trying to find my previously saved Kibbie Dome pics and couldn't find them, but I did find this Phil Simms gem which is funnier anyway. https://i.imgur.com/keEwqOE.mp4
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Mar 30, 2020 20:03
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Amy Pole Her posted:Lol you’d call them a client dude. 99% of people, yourself included, have no idea what they agree to. I've also never agreed to anything nearly as important as a multi-billion dollar contract. Eifert Posting posted:I would put my life savings on a bet that you agreed to a contract in the last month without skimming it. I'm not saying the players were smart to sign off right away, but they were not in any way unusually dumb. Depending on your definition of contract, you just lost your life savings. I havent installed any video games, signed a new credit card, or any EULA in the last month. I started the process of buying a condo, but I read every line of it (even though I know I didnt understand most of it).
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Mar 30, 2020 20:22
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Eifert Posting posted:Hey Dr what do you call a patient who can't diagnose their own illness? Big difference between trying to diagnose your own illness and reading a contract (or hiring a professional to do so!) worth billions. More like "hey dr what do you call a patient who treated his illness with essential oils? Hey contractor what do you call a client who built their garage out of plywood and nails?"
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Mar 30, 2020 20:25
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The answer to all of those is a cool friend.
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Mar 30, 2020 20:35
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If you’re not literally Ron Swanson and competent in everything you are a failure of a human.
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Mar 30, 2020 20:36
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Chichevache posted:I havent installed any video games Doesn't this disqualify you from posting on SA
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Mar 30, 2020 21:09
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:If you’re not literally Ron Swanson and competent in everything you are a failure of a human. Big facts
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Mar 30, 2020 21:13
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Chichevache posted:I've also never agreed to anything nearly as important as a multi-billion dollar contract. Did you make a payment on your auto insurance? How about home or life? How about telecoms? The average American has literally dozens of contracts renewed or initiated every month.
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Mar 30, 2020 21:21
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I refuse to enter into contracts of any sort
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Mar 30, 2020 21:39
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there is zero difference between accepting T&C on neopets and the CBA for a multi billion dollar sports league and you’d be a goddamn moron to say differently
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Mar 30, 2020 21:41
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PSA: Chiefs/Rams from 2018 is on ESPN at 7 central tonight. I cannot think of a crazier regular season game ever played.
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Mar 30, 2020 22:05
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Eifert Posting posted:Did you make a payment on your auto insurance? How about home or life? How about telecoms? The average American has literally dozens of contracts renewed or initiated every month. Oh, so you just want to be a pedantic dickhead instead of admitting a lot of players massively hosed up by trusting the league and the nflpa. sharknado slashfic posted:Doesn't this disqualify you from posting on SA Temporary setbacks due to recent fatherhood. When Cyberpunk 2077 comes out my daughter is on her own. Shimrra Jamaane posted:If you’re not literally Ron Swanson and competent in everything you are a failure of a human. This, but unironically even though I have not yet attained true Ron status.
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Mar 30, 2020 22:10
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Grittybeard posted:PSA: Chiefs/Rams from 2018 is on ESPN at 7 central tonight. I re-watched this recently and the defense made me so angry all over again. I have heard a lot of people rip Spags (lookin at you, Ross) but the difference was night and day.
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Mar 30, 2020 22:12
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If there’s no football this year how out of shape will so many players be once the offseason programs begin for the 2021 season?
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Mar 30, 2020 22:14
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Grittybeard posted:PSA: Chiefs/Rams from 2018 is on ESPN at 7 central tonight. The last 3-5 minutes of the game are the only time I have seen Mahomes go on tilt and lose his calm playmaking ability and essentially become the high-risk/high-reward player many draft profiles were saying. He was just launching it nonstop trying to win the game with every throw
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Mar 30, 2020 22:17
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:If there’s no football this year how out of shape will so many players be once the offseason programs begin for the 2021 season? Let's just say the steelers have a lot of great trick plays ahead of them confusing quarterbacks and oline
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Mar 30, 2020 22:18
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Chichevache posted:I've also never agreed to anything nearly as important as a multi-billion dollar contract. You know, this is fair. I’ve become jaded but i absolutely remember being floored at the times i would explain a very basic limitation or requirement of our contract, like say the freakin term of length, and they’d openly argue. Then you’d realize they only skimmed and misunderstood an 8 figure contract
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Mar 30, 2020 22:37
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Mar 30, 2020 22:52
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https://twitter.com/thebiglead/status/1244743545359159303 The level of incompetence and mismanagement on display here is very hilarious. Especially when you're a jet fan.
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Mar 30, 2020 22:59
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kiimo posted:I re-watched this recently and the defense made me so angry all over again. It is so hilariously bad. I'm still not convinced Spags is a good DC, but Sutton had checked out completely at some point. Or at least was completely unable to figure out how to change to innovative offenses. His poo poo worked fairly well in 2013 and I don't think it was only that they lost Derrick Johnson and Eric Berry that was the problem.
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Mar 31, 2020 01:44
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Chichevache posted:but I read every line of it (even though I know I didnt understand most of it). That's the same as not reading it, hth.
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Mar 31, 2020 01:49
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If gettleman wants to build around daniel jones then why not give him exactly as much rope as he needs instead of the whole spool
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Mar 31, 2020 02:01
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https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1244595979048882177?s=20 I, uh, don't think I've ever seen a cap space quite that small before. 
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Mar 31, 2020 02:27
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If you read Danielle Hunter's body language you can note the exact moment he starts licking his lips as he realizes who's being assigned to block him
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Mar 31, 2020 02:28
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KC has enough cap space for one Andy Reid BBQ lunch
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Mar 31, 2020 03:31
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Spoeank posted:KC has enough cap space for one Andy Reid BBQ lunch They can free up space in several ways but it is hilarious that they're under 200 bucks. ... I say until something horrible happens and they can't field a full roster.
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Mar 31, 2020 03:34
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Grittybeard posted:They can free up space in several ways but it is hilarious that they're under 200 bucks. Mahomes would still find a way to win, so enjoy it while it lasts.
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Mar 31, 2020 03:53
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Grittybeard posted:It is so hilariously bad. Oh god Orlando Scandrick dropping the gift pick that would have probably won this game is still painful.
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Mar 31, 2020 04:05
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Chichevache posted:Oh, so you just want to be a pedantic dickhead instead of admitting a lot of players massively hosed up by trusting the league and the nflpa. I work in auto insurance. I would be shocked if one in a thousand people I talk to read their policy.i would be shocked if one in ten loving agents read it.
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Mar 31, 2020 05:10
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Strobe posted:https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1244595979048882177?s=20 So, uh, how exactly are they planning on signing their draft picks?
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Acebuckeye13 posted:So, uh, how exactly are they planning on signing their draft picks? Restructure or cut Sammy Watkins seems like the obvious thing. They can also sign Chris Jones to a deal instead of franchising him if they choose to which would be expensive as hell but could push the cap hit back. There are a bunch of middling guys they could cut even though they may not want to like Daniel Sorensen. Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Mar 31, 2020 |
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