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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/leftatlondon/status/1244372187391426563?s=21

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/ramencult/status/1243975719589314560

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/StevenAvocado/status/1244310215916388353?s=19

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
https://twitter.com/Shnikkles/status/1244393402109575170

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

the quebec episode was my favorite episode

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


thatbastardken posted:

yeah ethanol and methanol don't mix, so if someone has methanol poisoning they get treated with spirits

Actually, ethanol and methanol mix extremely well. By drinking the spirits you're diluting the methanol with ethanol.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/maidofbarges/status/1244451743108341761?s=21

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Maxwells Demon posted:

Actually, ethanol and methanol mix extremely well. By drinking the spirits you're diluting the methanol with ethanol.

Who hasn’t had a biochem question of “professors dog got into the stock of methanol, how drunk do you have to get the dog to save its life?”

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/ramencult/status/1243975719589314560

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
My hospital has beer in the pharmacy. It's not labelled, has no signifier or where it came from or what "brand" it is. Just a dark bottle that gets a patient label slapped on before being sent to wherever the patient is. These are only for the people who will be an in-patient for an extended period of time, and only for the *severe* alcoholics. Obviously the hospital doesn't want you on benzos long term, so it's easier for them to give you a specific regimen of ethanol that they can also wean you off of at the same time, safer then weaning off benzos.

The immediate emergency management for DT's IS benzodiazepine however.

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum

Maxwells Demon posted:

Actually, ethanol and methanol mix extremely well. By drinking the spirits you're diluting the methanol with ethanol.

The cells in the kidney that metabolize methanol are also the ones that metabolize ethanol, and ethanol is preferentially metabolized, so the idea is if you've drunk methanol you're given enough ethanol so that your kidneys can't do the chemical lambada with the methanol and you excrete it before it has a chance to do any damage

this is called competitive inhibition

namaste

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
should've been called competitive imbibing

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
I believe various kinds of alcoholic drink are prescribable on the NHS for end of life care as well as the other reasons given here. It's just helpful for, say, a doctor in a hospice to be able to give someone one last beer if they want it.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Tsaedje posted:

I believe various kinds of alcoholic drink are prescribable on the NHS for end of life care as well as the other reasons given here. It's just helpful for, say, a doctor in a hospice to be able to give someone one last beer if they want it.

Is it simple stuff like gin and rum, or could I get a Bacardi and Coke from my doctor?

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/goldcIiffs/status/1244375807369363456?s=19

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I asked my doctor about this and he prescribed me 50 cc's of "shut the gently caress up".

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/Heather75807729/status/1244376384274825216?s=20

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Nick offerman as joe exotic

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/bonerman_inc/status/1244467323471187969?s=21

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Tsaedje posted:

I believe various kinds of alcoholic drink are prescribable on the NHS for end of life care as well as the other reasons given here. It's just helpful for, say, a doctor in a hospice to be able to give someone one last beer if they want it.

Talk about dying for a beer! :dadjoke:

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

quote:

Heaven gained another 10 inches.

new thread title please

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005


my armello gimmick is still going strong

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

wizzardstaff posted:

new thread title please

Seconded

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Fun fact: we are still in the month that Pete dropped out.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
That’s not fun at all

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/radleybalko/status/1244649024717807617?s=21

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/lieutenantkije/status/1243816093199798273

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1244701887582085122?s=21

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
I thought they just issued a warrant because the sherriff was concerned about another davidian branch esque deal

DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-
https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1244330306926190592

:negative: :tutbutt:

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/jaydestro/status/1244717936788504578?s=21

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
I was just about to joke that the woman was actually a service that insecure dudes could pay so that after you died it was posted that you had a monster cock

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



That is an insane behavior.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
"finally found the reason why people bought toilet paper"

https://twitter.com/KotikiV/status/1244178291256426499

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

vyelkin posted:

"finally found the reason why people bought toilet paper"

https://twitter.com/KotikiV/status/1244178291256426499

im amazed you can teach cats....anything

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




https://twitter.com/TeenageStepdad/status/1244753783952834560?s=20

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/bxsarrr/status/1244331563745230852

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

vyelkin posted:

"finally found the reason why people bought toilet paper"

https://twitter.com/KotikiV/status/1244178291256426499

One of my favorite things about cats is they can always make it look like they just barely made it on a jump. But obviously they could've easily jump twice as high. They're just really efficient.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I love the way they transition from a flat arc to a ballistic trajectory at around level 4, but then that one grey madcat goes flat over 6

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/AdamTaylorBates/status/1244749627745845254

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