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Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Snackmar posted:

I love that face








For anyone who wants it:

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morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012
bold move to make Spider-Man the villain of his own comic this arc

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
oh no, i must stop namor from making objectively true statements in public!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


The stuff of nightmares...




goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Oh hey, he remembered one of his super-powers.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


I guess Namor brought along a VHS to show some oil spill footage behind him.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"How do I stop that whip? Oh right, with my superhuman reflexes and strength!"

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Surprised this didn't end with MJ coming back and yelling "Hey, don't forget! You have a sixth sense for danger and superhuman agility!"

Spider-Man posted:

Oh yeah--I forgot!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


No wonder Spidey had such a tough time. This is one of those special whips that cracks twice!

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Beefy dude is going to pull the whip back, and rip Peter off the wall as a result. Watch.

(Because of course Peter will forget he can literally stick to any surface he wants.)

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Mikl posted:

Beefy dude is going to pull the whip back, and rip Peter off the wall as a result. Watch.

(Because of course Peter will forget he can literally stick to any surface he wants.)
He'll take chunks of the wall with him.



He can't hear you, MJ. You're covering his ears.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Next strip that trident will be 20 feet long.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



Spidey that's not how leather works.

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

Well he doesn't know that, so that is how it works now.
This has terrifying implications.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


All Spidey has to do is land one haymaker and the Protector's head makes.a landing somewhere in Secaucus.

Since its a family strip, he'll probably have to settle for a spidey strength love tap that knocks him unconscious

And if we're lucky, MJ will berate him for picking on little old Protecty.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Binary Badger posted:


Since its a family strip, he'll probably have to settle for a spidey strength love tap that knocks him unconscious

I'm getting some use out of this lately:

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

Protector: "Oh, right, he goes out and tips buses over every four to five Sundays."

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




He literally flew in the room to the podium and has a giant trident and this is the Marvel universe and the cops think they'll just grab him.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Secondary drowning is probably a real concern right now

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
From the small pocket of water under his mask.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




Did you know about my super strength?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Saoshyant posted:

Did you know about my super strength?

Spidey: Because I didn't! Wow, this is great!

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

Careful, if you keep using your super strength, people might realize that you're Spider-Man!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


With great power comes recklessly endangering people by carrying them up high by their clothing with no way of stopping them from falling should that clothing fail to hold.



Oh no! Diplomats! Better bring out the big guns!

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Saoshyant posted:



Did you know about my super strength?

"Once I polish you off" is a term you can only use for meals and prostitution, not threats.

But hey now we know what the deal was with the cowboy hat and whip.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Johnny Walker posted:

With great power comes recklessly endangering people by carrying them up high by their clothing with no way of stopping them from falling should that clothing fail to hold.



Oh no! Diplomats! Better bring out the big guns!

Ah, yes, the savage Arabs, Japanese, and Turks, always eager for violence, even when they're diplomats.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Johnny Walker posted:

With great power comes recklessly endangering people by carrying them up high by their clothing with no way of stopping them from falling should that clothing fail to hold.



Oh no! Diplomats! Better bring out the big guns!

"Where are the other two?"

Meanwhile at Huey's Smokehouse
"Oh God this pulled pork is so good"
""I told you rookie, surface dweller food is amazing, it makes putting up all of his hornyness' crap worth it."

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


And now for the mother of all wedgies

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Not a wedgie but Spider-Man likes that manoeuvre.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Saoshyant posted:

And now for the mother of all wedgies



"You're wanted for grand theft bike and car vandalism"

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Johnny Walker posted:

With great power comes recklessly endangering people by carrying them up high by their clothing with no way of stopping them from falling should that clothing fail to hold.



Oh no! Diplomats! Better bring out the big guns!

I would love if this story had ended with the UN delegates whooping Namor's rear end.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Whoa you didn't say you were going to preemptively attack the city.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




Stealing motorcycles, fleeing the scene, a life of crime awaits

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't think he remembers that he did everything that cop said he did.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Did Stan just fall into a nap or something and mumble out the script for this comic? It sounds stilted and weird.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Before I know it, they'll add a crime I didn't commit to the ones I actually did!"

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Did I ever mention that I love rage filled Peter Parker.

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




There he goes! Flying away in his submarine to his undersea kingdom!

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