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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Serephina posted:

Oh my god what a find, the article just keeps getting better and better. You can't make this poo poo up!

edit: oh my god the discharge summary, Denies further magnets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wco2uE6vyQ

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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Inceltown posted:

lmao, he's not close to the weirdest insertion tech dude we have in Australia. That title is easily held by Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow.
Is that the guy who wrote "we" in his paper but was the only author, so instead of rewriting it, he just added his cat as a co-author?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



trickybiscuits posted:

Is that the guy who wrote "we" in his paper but was the only author, so instead of rewriting it, he just added his cat as a co-author?

No, it's a "bio-hacker" Aussie that implanted some kind of transit card in his hand. That's his legit name.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-18/biohacker-who-implanted-opal-card-into-hand-escapes-conviction/9880524

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Legit wouldn't be my first choice of words there

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Proteus Jones posted:

No, it's a "bio-hacker" Aussie that implanted some kind of transit card in his hand. That's his legit name.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-18/biohacker-who-implanted-opal-card-into-hand-escapes-conviction/9880524
UGH

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

Memento posted:

Yes, Jerry, you're being attacked for being christian conservatives, not for endangering tens of thousands of lives.

loving dumbshits.

Some slightly less apocalyptic schaden:

https://twitter.com/hshaban/status/1244491586249142272

I worked at a medical device startup for a long time early in this century. We had an unofficial guideline that whenever someone brought up magnets in a brainstorming session, that session was over.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I can't stop thinking about the alternate reality where that not only worked but it was the cure for the virus.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Proteus Jones posted:

No, it's a "bio-hacker" Aussie that implanted some kind of transit card in his hand. That's his legit name.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-18/biohacker-who-implanted-opal-card-into-hand-escapes-conviction/9880524

Thanks, I hate it.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Or have everyone wear Iron Jonah masks like your av.



someone do the bane in the football stadium but giving a speech about social distancing and not touching your face

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

I know skaters can be annoying sometimes, but isn't this attempted murder? I mean, it's plastic, but still.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

mrfart posted:

I know skaters can be annoying sometimes, but isn't this attempted murder? I mean, it's plastic, but still.

Hard to convict when all the evidence is planted.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Solice Kirsk posted:

Hard to convict when all the evidence is planted.

So the cops are going to have to dig up some dirt on the old man

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
The cops showed up and arrested the skater instead, they say he had a lot of pot on him.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
She's looking at a live screen and waiting until the camera doesn't see her. It's uh.... live. She discovers that, again, after she takes the money.

https://i.imgur.com/JvXgY1y.mp4


Breaking quarantine in South Africa gives you free Army training!

https://i.imgur.com/dOKl2c8.mp4

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Mar 30, 2020

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


LifeSunDeath posted:

The cops showed up and arrested the skater instead, they say he had a lot of pot on him.

:haw:

Michaeldim
Jan 29, 2011

:byodood:
My favorite part of the magnet boy story was how the magnetic detectors in his necklace would cause the alarm to go off when the magnets weren't present and would stop when they were.

And so boy genius gave up. An impossible problem.

If only scientists could come up with some way of inverting the output of an electrical circuit! Maybe someday... :sigh:

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Breaking quarantine in South Africa gives you free Army training!

https://i.imgur.com/dOKl2c8.mp4

i'm giggling thinking about how much more effective this is at enforcing quarantine than citations, tickets, or fines

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/mattlargey/status/1244727110117228546?s=21

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

luxury handset posted:

i'm giggling thinking about how much more effective this is at enforcing quarantine than citations, tickets, or fines

Not only that but it's healthy!

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1244701887582085122?s=20

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Michaeldim posted:

My favorite part of the magnet boy story was how the magnetic detectors in his necklace would cause the alarm to go off when the magnets weren't present and would stop when they were.

And so boy genius gave up. An impossible problem.

If only scientists could come up with some way of inverting the output of an electrical circuit! Maybe someday... :sigh:

Maybe he should coordinate with his trans-sister :v:

OhAreThey
Oct 12, 2012

I like your nurse's uniform, guy.

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/HJHaldanePhD/status/1244339764330987523

Lots of people in the replies going "...oh gently caress"

I literally just went "oh gently caress" and emailed a coworker.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Not only that but it's healthy!



Yeah, you get a free personal training session just for breaking the rules. Sounds good to me.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

OhAreThey posted:

I literally just went "oh gently caress" and emailed a coworker.

lol

OhAreThey
Oct 12, 2012

I like your nurse's uniform, guy.

Luckily, the conversation wasn't super controversial. Just saying we're happy to be childfree right now.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

OhAreThey posted:

I literally just went "oh gently caress" and emailed a coworker.

Today was the first class of the new term and I wrote something similar in the "Everybody" chat. Saw a couple eyebrows raise.

poly and open-minded fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Mar 31, 2020

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
"earlier I put my remote controls on my heater while cleaning, then I got chilly..."

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Memento posted:

"earlier I put my remote controls on my heater while cleaning, then I got chilly..."



Forbidden panini

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

canyoneer posted:

Forbidden panini

Sony dark chocolate bar :colbert:

Chris Pistols
Oct 20, 2008

Piss Crystals

The Lone Badger posted:

Isn't this an illegal gathering? Shouldn't they arrest themselves?

Rules don't apply to coppers, apparently. Had to give a statement earlier this week and the police officer was more than happy to sit in close proximity for an hour telling me about all the coronavirus-related crimes she'd had to attend that week. She was cute though, so it was all good.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

trickybiscuits posted:

Is that the guy who wrote "we" in his paper but was the only author, so instead of rewriting it, he just added his cat as a co-author?

The cat author was “F. D. C. Willard”.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/7rgE5QG.mp4

sound

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Chris Pistols posted:

Rules don't apply to coppers, apparently. Had to give a statement earlier this week and the police officer was more than happy to sit in close proximity for an hour telling me about all the coronavirus-related crimes she'd had to attend that week. She was cute though, so it was all good.

The plan was I would give my statement for over an hour, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a hug out of this ordeal.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


This is beautiful

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Chris Pistols posted:

Rules don't apply to coppers, apparently. Had to give a statement earlier this week and the police officer was more than happy to sit in close proximity for an hour telling me about all the coronavirus-related crimes she'd had to attend that week. She was cute though, so it was all good.
Yea, I already had sex with her before you met her tho. Like, right before that meeting

Chris Pistols
Oct 20, 2008

Piss Crystals

Drunk Nerds posted:

The plan was I would give my statement for over an hour, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a hug out of this ordeal.

Hug the Police

Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.

Lol, he's a French-Canadian, you can hear it when he screams TABARNAK.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Now that's a prank. Good, clean wholesomeness :3:

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?
I don't get it :(

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


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