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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/1243334107070902282?s=19

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe





Wrong thread.

More like this:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

His bun is empty and the beer’s “best by” date was two months ago

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Scratch Monkey posted:

His bun is empty and the beer’s “best by” date was two months ago



The joke is that Miller Lite sucks, even in its prime.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Pfft. that's not how you eat spaghetti.

THIS is how you eat spaghetti!


Or this,


And have one of these for a treat.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L286pLIfZuI

codo27
Apr 21, 2008


I always thought my tongue was normal, of all the people I've dated and such it wasn't until my current gf noticed that mine is weird somehow and these cuts in the surface aren't normal? No one's ever commented on it and I've never really noticed anyone elses having or not having lines like I have. Oh well.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


codo27 posted:

I always thought my tongue was normal, of all the people I've dated and such it wasn't until my current gf noticed that mine is weird somehow and these cuts in the surface aren't normal? No one's ever commented on it and I've never really noticed anyone elses having or not having lines like I have. Oh well.



My dad's tongue is like that and he's enjoyed grossing people out with it since as long as I can remember.

Invisble Manuel
Nov 4, 2009

codo27 posted:

I always thought my tongue was normal, of all the people I've dated and such it wasn't until my current gf noticed that mine is weird somehow and these cuts in the surface aren't normal? No one's ever commented on it and I've never really noticed anyone elses having or not having lines like I have. Oh well.

My doc says it's called fissured tongue


Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

I've heard geographical tongue, myself.

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/statu...ingawful.com%2F

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Eugene_V_Dabbs/status/1243808326623752192

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

Cartoon Man posted:

Things in Australia that kill you, an incomplete list:



This is highly inaccurate. For one you just get prescribed paracetamol for redback bites, it hurts but thats it.

Also it seems Australians just sit around wanking 24/7 about how "dangerous" their country is. Its not, also its a highly boring cultureless country filled with lovely conservatives.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

A Grand Egg posted:

This is highly inaccurate. For one you just get prescribed paracetamol for redback bites, it hurts but thats it.

Also it seems Australians just sit around wanking 24/7 about how "dangerous" their country is. Its not, also its a highly boring cultureless country filled with lovely conservatives.



Not going to argue about the people here, that is a very apt description. The critters can be pretty brutal though.

Bullants ain't nothing like bullet ants though. I've been hit by both and holy poo poo is a bullant nothing.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Not cursed. Great Danes are insanely blessed:



Tax:

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

mind the walrus posted:

Not cursed. Great Danes are insanely blessed:



Tax:



Scarification I guess? Or branding?

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Dixville posted:

Scarification I guess? Or branding?



Henna allergy

Zernach
Oct 23, 2012

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/iO9tqyz.mp4

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/michael_david41/status/1244511249808805888?s=21

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS




Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/Heather75807729/status/1244376384274825216?s=20

https://twitter.com/jaydestro/status/1244717936788504578?s=20



A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
why does this artwork look like that shmorky garbage

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
there a nazi shmorky guy out there sharing his terrible opinions instead of having the courtesy to disappear like the actual shmorky did

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redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
wow these twitter screenshots sure are interesting

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Is Ngo gay now?

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Fake rear end Big Smoke alert! Fucker cheats with multiple sodas and doesn't even eat the drat dipping sauce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xa6F7ntzJU

Punk rear end bitch!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

A Grand Egg posted:

why does this artwork look like that shmorky garbage



Nazis are terrible artists.

Tax:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

NOOOOOOOO



Molentik
Apr 30, 2013


That's a -2 on the Bristol scale.

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/WeWuzBoomers/status/1245162649131683840

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Boob is 2 racist a shameful boob

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


That last 4 letters in "boomer" are "omer"

Makes you think

Inceltown fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Apr 1, 2020

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

"I'm an AmerICAN"

*wears Confederate flag clothing*

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