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Craptacular posted:"I was still a bit bored, playing with the magnets. It’s the same logic as clipping pegs to your ears – I clipped them to my earlobes and then clipped them to my nostril and things went downhill pretty quickly when I clipped the magnets to my other nostril.” quote:“I had a part that detects magnetic fields. I thought that if I built a circuit that could detect the magnetic field, and we wore magnets on our wrists, then it could set off an alarm if you brought it too close to your face. A bit of boredom in isolation made me think of that.” For extra comedy, he had a decent idea and gave up way too quickly to screw around instead. He could have implemented a NOT gate to make it work as intended with the added benefit of separating the sensing circuit from the buzzer circuit and allow for finer tuning of each individual circuit's performance. Had he stuck with the concept, he could have had a Hackaday article at worst. Instead, we have this. And that is why you don't let an astrophysicist perform an engineer's job.
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Edward IV posted:For extra comedy, he had a decent idea and gave up way too quickly to screw around instead. He could have implemented a NOT gate to make it work as intended with the added benefit of separating the sensing circuit from the buzzer circuit and allow for finer tuning of each individual circuit's performance. Had he stuck with the concept, he could have had a Hackaday article at worst. Instead, we have this. This result was objectively better.
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Stairs!     (Might be a photoshop, unsure.)
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Artemis J Brassnuts posted:I feel like there should be a general guideline where if it’s high enough to need a ladder, it’s high enough to kill you if you fall off it. I mean, that’s basically OSHA fall protection guidelines. For construction, 6 feet or higher= wear your goddamn fall protection.
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Cartoon Man posted:Stairs! I'm the handrail
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Cartoon Man posted:Stairs! Not a photoshop, but it is an art installation rather than a place people actually live.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I mean, that’s basically OSHA fall protection guidelines. For construction, 6 feet or higher= wear your goddamn fall protection.
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BMan posted:Dude was a loving psycho quote:In 1988, his Samson – a 100-ton hydraulic jack which was connected to a turnstile such that, with each guest who entered the Newport Harbor Art Museum, timbers were rammed into the museum's supporting walls – was forcibly disassembled by the local fire department on the grounds that it was a safety hazard; the intent of the project had been that, "if enough people entered the museum, it would collapse". gently caress that guy for ever and ever.
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MrYenko posted:gently caress that guy for ever and ever. quote:His 1973 work 747 involved the artist firing several pistol shots directly at a Boeing 747 passenger jet plane while it took off from Los Angeles International Airport. The piece had a single witness, photographer Terry McDonnell, who filmed the act.[8]
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People who do dumb and dangerous poo poo for "art" should be fired into the sun.
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The outcome of his 'shoot' project could have been better
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I mean, he had some good art pieces too, but a lot of those performance art guys are borderline schizophrenics.
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I wonder if the red bull guy knows that getting covid19 doesn't make you immune because people are already getting reinfected with mutated strains.
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Spookydonut posted:I wonder if the red bull guy knows that getting covid19 doesn't make you immune because people are already getting reinfected with mutated strains. Any proof? I've only heard of questionable cases where people only tested negative and shortly after flared up again.
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There is the issue where Covid-19 can cause permanent lung and heart damage, which could mean ending the career of someone who needs to be in top physical shape.
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Lurking Haro posted:Any proof? no proof, no a couple of cases that could be explained by false negative tests and a late resurgence of the virus
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CommieGIR posted:I mean, he had some good art pieces too, but a lot of those performance art guys are borderline schizophrenics. There's one artist who did a performance piece where she just sat there with a bunch of props, you could do anything to her, and she wouldn't move. She suffered a lot of abuse, obviously, but one of the props was a loaded gun.
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https://i.imgur.com/folQpKB.mp4 Thermite welding is 
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MrYenko posted:gently caress that guy for ever and ever. Read this article on it.
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When artists do dumb poo poo like that, do they actually do it themselves? Or do they use their grant money to hire someone else to make it?
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Cojawfee posted:When artists do dumb poo poo like that, do they actually do it themselves? Or do they use their grant money to hire someone else to make it? Depends on the project, this guy probably didn't build a 100 ton jack from scratch in his garage. A grant is basically some entity saying "I want you to art this much" and after that he can do whatever he wants with the money, including hiring contractors or manufacturing or equipment rentals, so long as it eventually results in art by the sponsor's definition.
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MrYenko posted:gently caress that guy for ever and ever.  
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Since we're still on a bit of a derail, my favourite batshit-crazy performance artist was Joseph Beuys. He wasn't really a danger to the public like Burden, but he did some wild stuff, including 'I Like America and America Likes Me', in which he locked himself in a gallery for several days with a coyote. But if you really want to see self-indulgent "wee money printer go brrr" performance art, look no further than Matthew Barney's The Cremaster Cycle. It's a total of nine hours of video performance art and it's completely bonkers. Lots of weird sex stuff, references to Masonic rituals, a motorcycle tire with testes on it (this was way before Truck Nutz!), etc. You probably have to dig around on torrent sites to find the full thing, or just go to YouTube and watch The Order, a clip from one of the films, you'll get the gist of it.   oh boy i found the tire 
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FCKGW posted:Those Chris Burden pieces look cool and interesting to me no no no see art is only the things people paint that hang in museums i never go to. you can't just call an experience art as though it were an invitation to reassess the fundamental assumptions one's worldview is based upon. that would cheapen the definition of the thing i don't understand and hate reflexively. edit- art can only be done when it's either a talented poor person who dies at 30 or the post-retirement dabblings of an already rich fucker who bought a gallery.
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Mister Speaker posted:The Cremaster Cycle Lol the cremaster muscle is what retracts your balls when it's cold
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FCKGW posted:Those Chris Burden pieces look cool and interesting to me Those are fine because he's only putting himself and his own property at risk. Trying to knock down the museum or firing guns at airplanes is not the same thing and not cool or interesting.
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Spookydonut posted:I wonder if the red bull guy knows that getting covid19 doesn't make you immune because people are already getting reinfected with mutated strains. I’d be skeptical of these claims of reinfection without more evidence. Here’s a good summary. https://twitter.com/peterkolchinsky/status/1244029896453754880?s=21
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Mister Speaker posted:oh boy i found the tire I'm imagining that making a sort of wet slapping sound that increases in intensity and pitch as the engine revs up.
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FCKGW posted:Those Chris Burden pieces look cool and interesting to me That's because they are    haveblue posted:Those are fine because he's only putting himself and his own property at risk. Trying to knock down the museum or firing guns at airplanes is not the same thing and not cool or interesting. The piece where visitors are knocking the gallery down is amazing actually. Shooting at the plane is lovely and boring though yes (edit: oh he used blanks, not lovely, but just boring then) ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Mar 31, 2020 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:no no no see art is only the things people paint that hang in museums i never go to. you can't just call an experience art as though it were an invitation to reassess the fundamental assumptions one's worldview is based upon. that would cheapen the definition of the thing i don't understand and hate reflexively. you're defending shooting at an airplane
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:you're defending shooting at an airplane They were probably too busy pearl-clutching to notice that part.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:you're defending shooting at an airplane Ixian posted:They were probably too busy pearl-clutching to notice. motherfuckers he used blanks.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:motherfuckers he used blanks. It worked for Brandon Lee.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:motherfuckers he used blanks. so loving what
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:motherfuckers he used blanks. Oh, well in that case it's art you mean....
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What is art, baby don't hurt me...and someone already cited the Cremaster Cycle, so lol, I guess the only thing left is Damien Hrist, who isn't really OSHA unless you've got questions about the vitrine fluid his dead sharks are floating in. In OSHA content, I was once in a 3D art class in college when the guy across the bench from me had a Dremel cutting disc shatter and part of it ended up embedded in the left lens of my glasses. So that was fun. We did not get PPE after that, lol, and most of those dumbfucks in the program have nuked their lungs to death by using spray glue indoors and not in the spray booth. Also, found object art is total bullshit. I literally raided a dumpster on the way to work and did something like the "tampon in a teacup" bit from Ghost World because gently caress found object art. (I got a B+.)
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:I've been to the Militärhistorische museum but I don't remember seeing that sub there. It is an excellent museum with lots of military OSHA. It's there all right   They also had military animals, among which was a goose (unsurprisingly) and a cat 
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