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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Doc Walrus posted:

I'm sorry Trump thread. I just went and bought this.

this ismy plan once I'm done with calls for work, see ya on the other side (of the toilet)

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



Doc Walrus posted:

I'm sorry Trump thread. I just went and bought this.

if youre smart you'd only eat 1/2 of one, then freeze the remaining 4 1/2 for the end times to barter with.

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
goddamn fruit owns

more people should eat fruit, i am partial to berries

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
tilp

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Parents got me a gift card to their favorite bookstore for my birthday, I go on their website and order a bunch of stuff to smoke the card and also help them out. Says to put the gift card number in the comments to have it applied. Order goes through and whoops, because they're in lockdown all sales are going through their distributors who can't honor the store's gift cards.

TRUMP

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

sinnesloeschen posted:

goddamn fruit owns

more people should eat fruit, i am partial to berries

bought grapefruit last week and I am savoring every one of them

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

bought grapefruit last week and I am savoring every one of them

jesus christ how can you do that to yourself

and the roof of your mouth

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
hey does anyone here know about growing food in plastic crates

i got a bunch of seed packets and like sterilite totes

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

ArmZ posted:

and the patented version will be less effective and have greater side effects

and also be like $600 per dose

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

bought grapefruit last week and I am savoring every one of them

my pharmaceutical regimen prohibits me from eating grapefruit, which is a shame

otoh I got some bomb-rear end blood oranges last week

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Doc Walrus posted:

I'm sorry Trump thread. I just went and bought this.


I should have invested in roast beef back when it was 5 for 5

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
https://twitter.com/associatesmind/status/1244957130848952322?s=21

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
"grapefruit"? the gently caress? so grapes weren't already a fruit??

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

sinnesloeschen posted:

hey does anyone here know about growing food in plastic crates

i got a bunch of seed packets and like sterilite totes

just poo poo in a box and put it in your closet for two weeks and you'll grow mushrooms

eat hibachi first if you want shiitake mushrooms

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

Louisgod posted:

this ismy plan once I'm done with calls for work, see ya on the other side (of the toilet)

[girlfriend walks past bathroom] "Oh GOD, what is that?"

[I stare deeply, longingly at the shattered remains of the toilet] "Portrait Of A Colon On Fire."

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

:thermidor:

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


kind of off topic but what do you do when the census sends forms and none of them have your apartment # on it

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

:stare:

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


DryGoods posted:

talk about a Meat Mountain

For meaty mountain majesties,
Above a nude Tim Kaine!

OrangéJéllo
Aug 31, 2001

sinnesloeschen posted:

hey does anyone here know about growing food in plastic crates

i got a bunch of seed packets and like sterilite totes

For soil just drill holes in the bottom of them (careful depending on the cheapness they easily crack) for drainage and like magic they are large planters. If you want hydro then you can just treat them as deepwater buckets, put a few airstones in the bottoms and a small pump to keep the water in motion, if they are transparent wrap them in something to discourage algal growth.

huge pile of hamburger
Nov 4, 2009

This is grounds for murder

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Pollyanna posted:

kind of off topic but what do you do when the census sends forms and none of them have your apartment # on it

call the president he will help

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

NofrikinfuN posted:

ive been fighting this urge for days because i suspect my head is a weird shape

maybe if im quarantined for a couple weeks i will go for it

lol same i dunno what the hecks under there!!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




C-Euro posted:

Parents got me a gift card to their favorite bookstore for my birthday, I go on their website and order a bunch of stuff to smoke the card and also help them out. Says to put the gift card number in the comments to have it applied. Order goes through and whoops, because they're in lockdown all sales are going through their distributors who can't honor the store's gift cards.

TRUMP

holy moly that sucks

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
alright gently caress it, i'll hold my breath and wade through twitter replies to find out more about that

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
nah actually im not that bored

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Pollyanna posted:

kind of off topic but what do you do when the census sends forms and none of them have your apartment # on it

Good question since this is when the enumerators would be out verifying that poo poo (this is the job I trained for until they suspended all census fieldwork.)

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



gently caress offfff

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

"grapefruit"? the gently caress? so grapes weren't already a fruit??

It's like "fellow comrades." WTF

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


I sent this to my lawyer wife

She said that's a really good way to piss off a judge: HOA defying government order.

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



https://twitter.com/hellyeahbabies/status/1149715207155081216

Couldn't find the Hurlary one, oh well.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


wow

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

RoboFrance_29 posted:

what's the consensus on eating rear end during these tryin' times
our brave EMTs and ICU nurses need their asses licked now more than ever

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Doc Walrus posted:

I'm sorry Trump thread. I just went and bought this.

youre doing gods work

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Squizzle posted:

holy moly that sucks

I mean it's mostly just me being a dumb rear end and not reading the part of their Roni FAQ where they state that they're making the switch to distributor fulfillment. Or not waiting to hear back from their help desk about how to use gift cards online. Or cutting down my cart and buying some of those books from around here instead.

Much like our current geopolitical climate, a lot of things could have been done better by the major players. But also I don't mind giving money to local merchants.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
lol the mypillow guy is on fox

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

sinnesloeschen posted:

goddamn fruit owns

more people should eat fruit, i am partial to granny smith

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Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
they shouldn't have blacked out anything

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