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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
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Platystemon posted:

wtf my governors are bidding against each other???

you should probably reduce their autonomy, but unless you're willing to do a Mega-LP that starts in Victoria (at least) there's not going to be a lot you can do while still keeping America's Federal system intact

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

are they planning on doing another balance pass on the franchise wars? this border gore is worse than the long chile provinces.


Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012
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gradenko_2000 posted:

you should probably reduce their autonomy, but unless you're willing to do a Mega-LP that starts in Victoria (at least) there's not going to be a lot you can do while still keeping America's Federal system intact

I have started punishing them for going against my will.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



hobbesmaster posted:

are they planning on doing another balance pass on the franchise wars? this border gore is worse than the long chile provinces.



What the gently caress Paradox, you include all these fantasy factions but no Fuddruckers. There is no compelling evidence that Krystal, Checker's, or In-N-Out existed let alone exerted any actual power in the Salt Wars.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012
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Why is it that, for every faction, someone will claim that they were mythical?

Historiography says that that the Amazons were believed to be a myth for two and a half millennia. Historians changed their tune when the Amazons rose out of the western end of the River Congo and enslaved a significant fraction of the world’s population in their Fulfilment Centers.

Platystemon has issued a correction as of 10:18 on Mar 31, 2020

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




Why does everyone here forget that IPvi straddles at least 194 known multiversal outcomes at last count. Paradox does their best but there's a reason that everyone's history went somewhat differently and mythical factions did exist somewhere.

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

Eimi posted:

You're not going into playing America with the right mindset. You have to understand their religion The Free Market. Now I know some mods try to claim they were Christians but the great papal revival didn't take place for a hundred years or so. Americans would start every year by sacrificing a bull and bear to divine what type of Market it was, with their goal being to ensure that the Number was as high as possible. High priests in the DOW and the Index would report what they said the Number was to the people, giving them immense power over the population. During the Plague they had already performed the sacrifice so no more animals could be laid upon the altar, but so devoted were Americans to their strange religion that they would sacrifice their own for the holy Number. Once Paradox finally fixes theocracy mechanics they will let you play as a high priest again and you will see this very obviously.

When they do this they better include an accurate avatar for the last High Priest, look how stoked this dude is to get bull's blood all over his clothes:



Pre-Collapse USA must have been a non-stop buckwild bacchanalia.

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

Big Mad Drongo posted:

When they do this they better include an accurate avatar for the last High Priest, look how stoked this dude is to get bull's blood all over his clothes:



Pre-Collapse USA must have been a non-stop buckwild bacchanalia.

my High Priests of Number keep dying in one of the early plagues, lol. makes it harder to keep my economy going

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

redleader posted:

my High Priests of Number keep dying in one of the early plagues, lol. makes it harder to keep my economy going

I know it might be cheating but if you just go to the Fed panel you can spam the 'bank bailout' button a million times and it will spend ludicrous amounts of money on keeping the economy going.

Although I did notice that like half my population starved to death and the other half was reduced to the 'debt slavery' caste. Must be a bug, since it didn't generate any unrest.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

When you spam that button it makes a really funny sound too.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

sullat posted:

I know it might be cheating but if you just go to the Fed panel you can spam the 'bank bailout' button a million times and it will spend ludicrous amounts of money on keeping the economy going.

Although I did notice that like half my population starved to death and the other half was reduced to the 'debt slavery' caste. Must be a bug, since it didn't generate any unrest.

quote:

There's a hidden 'hypernormalization' stat that helps determine how your core pops react to unexpected events. You can't measure it directly but it mostly accumulates based on how many culture points you invest into media and internet tech (multiplied by (GDP + cultural resiliency)). There are a lot of benefits to having a high media score so newbie American players often end up investing a lot into their news orgs. It gives a lot of short term advantages but it gradually increases your hypernormalization score without warning you and then around midgame it suddenly becomes impossible to respond to crises or global event chains and the game becomes unplayable.

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
My Austra-Hungary playthrough is going pretty smoothly so far. Orban declared himself President for Life like he normally does, now I have to figure out how to get USA and EU to support kicking them out of NATO and the Eurozone.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
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You know there's a very noticable point when they ran out of money to translate Biden the Usurper's dialogue. It's not just me right?

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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no. historical records are just... missing. it's weird, no one really knows why and it's still a topic of debate for modern historians. some think it was deliberately erased, which sounds outright crazy and doesn't even seem to be possible, but on the other hand any other theory about why there'd be nothing but silence from one of the most prominent figure in one of the most pivotal period of that entire era is somehow even less plausible

for all their faults, that one's not on paradox

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

While playing a Turkish Soviet Republic playthrough I accidentally tabbed over to the nonsensical Twitter feature and saw this:

https://twitter.com/Kyruer/status/1233473737434988547

I then realized I've been blowing up the Syrian fascists air defense vehicles for basically no cost with my drone intervention force when I checked the war summaries. Lol what the gently caress is up with this lopsided OP poo poo. I ended up rolling over all of Syria so fast when I added in some rocket artillery that I was able to puppet it before the mandatory cease fire event could even trigger.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012
Probation
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wtf my governors keep doing it

If I delete my stadiums, can I prevent this from happening?

https://twitter.com/jallepap/status/1245912262344204288

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Platystemon posted:

wtf my governors keep doing it

If I delete my stadiums, can I prevent this from happening?

https://twitter.com/jallepap/status/1245912262344204288

no, deleting the stadiums will lead to a mass uprising

you're obviously going for the high hypernormalization strategy - a low-hypernormal US wouldn't have gotten to the point of federal PPE hoarding in the first place after all. contrary to what other posters have claimed, it IS possible to decrease hypernormalization - if you completely destroy "normal" things like sports and restaurants it can go down surprisingly fast. you really don't want that to happen in the middle of the first plague when you've been relying on it staying high.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012
Probation
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Jazerus posted:

the first plague

The WHAT plague?

gently caress me. Why did I have to go into this blind?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

well, technically there might only be one but so long as globalization is still active the MTTH is like 5 years.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012
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I was looking at the trivia pages.

Did you know that startup animation is based on data for pre‐collapse labor participation?

https://twitter.com/DorsaAmir/status/1246077693889851392

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




Jazerus posted:

no, deleting the stadiums will lead to a mass uprising

you're obviously going for the high hypernormalization strategy - a low-hypernormal US wouldn't have gotten to the point of federal PPE hoarding in the first place after all. contrary to what other posters have claimed, it IS possible to decrease hypernormalization - if you completely destroy "normal" things like sports and restaurants it can go down surprisingly fast. you really don't want that to happen in the middle of the first plague when you've been relying on it staying high.

You could decide to go for Accelerationism, just remove all access to normalcy and you'll get the popup forcing you to pick a side in pretty short order as the game does to prevent you completely ruining things for an easy revolt, but sorry game, it's a pandemic, this'll be a bloodbath either way. Than just go with the Vanguard or the Q Shirts and have a time.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
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sincx has issued a correction as of 05:56 on Mar 23, 2021

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



hobbesmaster posted:

well, technically there might only be one but so long as globalization is still active the MTTH is like 5 years.

MTTH is at 5yrs when globalization is inactive- it just spreads differently

it's 18mo after 2017 to mimic the infamous Seven Plagues (of which there were nine but I guess ancient muslims of the christian and jewish sects couldn't resist a reference to one of their movies)

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Communist Thoughts posted:

still not entirely sure what the deal with the "chattering class" opinion bonus thing is, I literally had my PM take the seduction focus and gently caress a journalists wife and he doesn't care. also my PM has the Ugly, Fat and Imbecile trait but that seems to be balanced out by a modifier called "A British 7" and he's just loving cleaning up

That's a bug, the British "journalist" tag also for some reason is hardcoded to add the "cuckold" trait to anyone it gets applied on

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Crane Fist posted:

That's a bug, the British "journalist" tag also for some reason is hardcoded to add the "cuckold" trait to anyone it gets applied on

Didn't they fix this? My understanding was that the British economy had a bug where every unemployed person in the UK was constantly making a check every day for new jobs, and would instantly convert to a journalist because the perceived max capacity was set at 99999999999, but it would over saturate the market and they'd demote, causing them to have no actual impact.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

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Hey, I think I found a fun bug. You know the US fascism rallies have auto-generated dialogue right? If you do a bunch of them in the same week the dialogue gets especially crazy.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

JosefStalinator posted:

Didn't they fix this? My understanding was that the British economy had a bug where every unemployed person in the UK was constantly making a check every day for new jobs, and would instantly convert to a journalist because the perceived max capacity was set at 99999999999, but it would over saturate the market and they'd demote, causing them to have no actual impact.

My understanding is that when they "fixed" it, rather than changing the max capacity for journalist they just changed the selection requirements so only citizens with the "private school educated" and "subservient" tags could take the job, and then one of the DLCs (Little Black Book maybe?) replaced a bunch of tags, including Subservient, with Cuckold, meaning that every single person eligible to become a journalist in the UK is an upper class rich kid who loves getting cheated on. Which is great to know if you're going for the ...But A Strange Thing Happened achievement, incidentally

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
The jobs market stuff is weird. If you use console commands to have the opposition party in the US win (they're hard coded to fail), one of their policies is "learn to code". If you use it, basically every pop in the country becomes a programmer. Which... isn't so bad, actually. Sets the whole country to upper-middle class and makes the main export 'apps'. Must be some Paradox in-joke.

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011

sullat posted:

The jobs market stuff is weird. If you use console commands to have the opposition party in the US win (they're hard coded to fail), one of their policies is "learn to code". If you use it, basically every pop in the country becomes a programmer. Which... isn't so bad, actually. Sets the whole country to upper-middle class and makes the main export 'apps'. Must be some Paradox in-joke.

I was able to do this before I got the COVID-19 event; the Epstein chain fired in mid-2016 so Clintons in the Clink event made Tim Kaine the opposition nominee and he barely won. But because "Learn to Code" shuts off all your mask, toilet paper, and ventilator production, about 10-20% of my pops died and I had to swear fealty to China to save the rest. I just reloaded an earlier save after that.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
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sullat posted:

The jobs market stuff is weird. If you use console commands to have the opposition party in the US win (they're hard coded to fail), one of their policies is "learn to code". If you use it, basically every pop in the country becomes a programmer. Which... isn't so bad, actually. Sets the whole country to upper-middle class and makes the main export 'apps'. Must be some Paradox in-joke.

weird, i did something similar and learn to code didn't do anything even with max funding. maybe the outcome is randomized? or maybe one of us found a bug. who can tell with paradox

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Civilized Fishbot posted:

I was able to do this before I got the COVID-19 event; the Epstein chain fired in mid-2016 so Clintons in the Clink event made Tim Kaine the opposition nominee and he barely won. But because "Learn to Code" shuts off all your mask, toilet paper, and ventilator production, about 10-20% of my pops died and I had to swear fealty to China to save the rest. I just reloaded an earlier save after that.

Hmm, whenever I play a pre-Imperial American start the last three elections give you the "DNC coalesces behind a candidate" event and it auto-generates a random candidate with terrible stats and a goofy descriptor. I think the last time I got "the satanic slavemistress", "the senile rapist" and "Mitt Romney". If you save-scum you can get a bunch of others. There's the "metric obsessive" the "CIA spook" and the "arrogant billionaire" are all ones I got while messing around.

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

sullat posted:

Hmm, whenever I play a pre-Imperial American start the last three elections give you the "DNC coalesces behind a candidate" event and it auto-generates a random candidate with terrible stats and a goofy descriptor. I think the last time I got "the satanic slavemistress", "the senile rapist" and "Mitt Romney". If you save-scum you can get a bunch of others. There's the "metric obsessive" the "CIA spook" and the "arrogant billionaire" are all ones I got while messing around.

wait until you see how those random politicians crater your pops' consciousness lol

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


sullat posted:

Hmm, whenever I play a pre-Imperial American start the last three elections give you the "DNC coalesces behind a candidate" event and it auto-generates a random candidate with terrible stats and a goofy descriptor. I think the last time I got "the satanic slavemistress", "the senile rapist" and "Mitt Romney". If you save-scum you can get a bunch of others. There's the "metric obsessive" the "CIA spook" and the "arrogant billionaire" are all ones I got while messing around.

yeah that event can really make things crazy. honestly though, things get even weirder if the event doesn't fire - i mean, a socialist getting elected that early is the least weird possible outcome when it doesn't fire. sometimes you can even get a candidate with the "orb mother/father" trait and get started on the psychic tech tree centuries before you're supposed to

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Jazerus posted:

yeah that event can really make things crazy. honestly though, things get even weirder if the event doesn't fire - i mean, a socialist getting elected that early is the least weird possible outcome when it doesn't fire. sometimes you can even get a candidate with the "orb mother/father" trait and get started on the psychic tech tree centuries before you're supposed to

had one of those, still got murdered by cia mkultra agents

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

had one of those, still got murdered by cia mkultra agents

this is intentional. you're supposed to research Dark Psychic Forces first, and if you don't, mkultra kills your orbmaster. the intent is to make sure you don't unlock the Helios Gestalt before you make contact the Extraversal Adversaries, because your civ would end up insanely overpowered without the occasional mindplague malus. there is a bug here, though: there's a popup that tells you this, but some idiot dev gave it 0 priority instead of 1, so it only appears if there's no other popups, and obviously that never happens during the leadup to the avocado wars

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

Is the Party Unification Event supposed to be bugged? It keeps firing off every month and the text says that it would increase party stability and grassroots rating but it never does. It only keeps happening to the Democrat Party fwiw.

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

Danann posted:

Is the Party Unification Event supposed to be bugged? It keeps firing off every month and the text says that it would increase party stability and grassroots rating but it never does. It only keeps happening to the Democrat Party fwiw.

The Democrats have a relatively low upper limit on party unity as compared to the Republicans due to the 'Big Tent' and 'Opposition Party' traits both lowering the maximum, and it's not that high. That event's only coded to stop firing when it hits 100% though so you can have the party unify a million times and still be on the verge of starting the civility wars.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Jazerus posted:

yeah that event can really make things crazy. honestly though, things get even weirder if the event doesn't fire - i mean, a socialist getting elected that early is the least weird possible outcome when it doesn't fire. sometimes you can even get a candidate with the "orb mother/father" trait and get started on the psychic tech tree centuries before you're supposed to

Weird, was pretty sure that only way to unlock psychic tech tree as the US was to pick Barron in the succession wars.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

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sullat posted:

Weird, was pretty sure that only way to unlock psychic tech tree as the US was to pick Barron in the succession wars.

common mistake. One of the lesser known democratic contenders was one Marianne Williamson the First. A lot of historical records on her were purged during the regional Vaxxer wars of Old Texas and the Global Collapse a few years later. Contemporary students of theology may know her better as the Crystalline Monarch, the yin facet of the Dualistic deity of the Lithoid Commune. Those who dig deeper into their religious texts will realize she was a dormant type-e humanoid until the Silicate Transcension freed them from the Annie-V reservation of Guadalupe Heights at Signal Peak.

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


LordSloth posted:

common mistake. One of the lesser known democratic contenders was one Marianne Williamson the First. A lot of historical records on her were purged during the regional Vaxxer wars of Old Texas and the Global Collapse a few years later. Contemporary students of theology may know her better as the Crystalline Monarch, the yin facet of the Dualistic deity of the Lithoid Commune. Those who dig deeper into their religious texts will realize she was a dormant type-e humanoid until the Silicate Transcension freed them from the Annie-V reservation of Guadalupe Heights at Signal Peak.

these stellaris tie-in events are getting out of hand

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