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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
lmao

https://twitter.com/Ho8Go8L1N/status/1245129919841153024

:thunk:

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Inceltown posted:

Does anyone have a link to the new thread? The old one is closed and posting is life.

alt-f4

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Lèse-majesté laws there are taken pretty seriously so he must be really loving things up. I know some senior govt minsters were blaming whitey for everything but this is a step up from that.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

the lord taketh

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
ah a new thread

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
It is the end of April. The death rate had suddenly exploded to ten thousand a day. Society begins to unravel. We see a man throwing a cinderblock through a glass window and stealing flatscreen TVs. One is still plugged in, showing our great President explaining that a million dead by the end of the outbreak is a 'phenomenal goal' and 'the best goal we can ever achieve'. Another man checks his phone, seeing Bill Mitchell explaining that communism killed 100 million and that this pandemic is not the worst thing in the world. He throws it in a fit of rage, striking the looker in the back by mistake. The looter stops and turns. They both go still and stare each other in the eyes, the cacophony of anarchy grows deafening.

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

TMMadman posted:

New thread, same smell of death

if you can smell the death, you don't got it yet.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010







Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
new thread title is immensely evocative and terrifying. excellent work

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Inceltown posted:

Does anyone have a link to the new thread? The old one is closed and posting is life.

What in the world

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
:justflu:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




2DCAT posted:

porn & beans

mystes
May 31, 2006

Thread title should be "One hundred years of social isolation" IMO.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

mystes posted:

Thread title should be "One hundred years of social isolation" IMO.

Next month should be titled "Posting in the time of Corona"

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Inceltown posted:

Does anyone have a link to the new thread? The old one is closed and posting is life.

your keys are right in your hand

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/Reductress/status/1244723688462864385

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Turdfuzz posted:

so corona threads are the new trump threads which were the new USPOL threads

just gas this thread if it truly becomes the new trump thread

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Mistle posted:

https://www.texasmonthly.com/food/heb-prepared-coronavirus-pandemic/

As much as Texas huffs its own "no beans in chili" yeehaw cowboy farts, the nationalism is more a positive one, and results in having considerable pride in a store that has better planning and resource management than many companies and now governments(U.S. included)

:lol: :texas::clint:

yeah, heb has been very well stocked. no toilet paper, sanitizer, or flour, but pretty much everything else is in stock, including fresh-made bread each day and stuff. texas is one of the states that is in a really good position for this sort of thing because so much of their supply chain is local - a lot of the meat is raised in-state and there's a pretty good selection of local crop foods too

they're still getting dunked on by the local korean and mexican grocery stores though

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Hillary 2020 posted:

Time Traveller: What year is it?
Me: It's 2020
Time Traveller: Cool. Did the asteroid hit yet?
Me:

No, it loving missed.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



April virus brings May dead us

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jonny 290 posted:

new thread title is immensely evocative and terrifying. excellent work

we’re living in that brief moment between stubbing your toe and feeling the pain

just on a ludicrously immense scale

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

croona

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
6.5 quake in northwest idaho: https://www.king5.com/article/news/...48-0f6aa3b0b169

uh sure, yeah let's just throw that into the blender of things happening

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
Black Spring continues...

Edit: oh god are we gonna get a Yellowstone eruption on top of this?

mod sassinator posted:

6.5 quake in northwest idaho: https://www.king5.com/article/news/...48-0f6aa3b0b169

uh sure, yeah let's just throw that into the blender of things happening

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Inceltown posted:

Lèse-majesté laws there are taken pretty seriously so he must be really loving things up. I know some senior govt minsters were blaming whitey for everything but this is a step up from that.

didn't he literally run off to to his private estate with a harem of women as soon as things started heating up

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
aaaag earthquake here

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Korean Boomhauer posted:

aaaag earthquake here

uh where

edit: nm guess you mean the same idaho one

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

twoday posted:



caption contest

Innocuous
Mar 1, 2003

It's a strange world.



Grizzled Patriarch posted:

didn't he literally run off to to his private estate with a harem of women as soon as things started heating up

no no it's a hotel in germany(?) so i'd imagine people are even more pissed for him to be sequestered abroad

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

Inceltown posted:

Does anyone have a link to the new thread? The old one is closed and posting is life.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
When do the aliens show up?

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
lmao if the big one hits Los Angeles because Trump will just let them all die

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Hillary 2020 posted:

Time Traveller: What year is it?
Me: It's 2020
Time Traveller: Cool. Did the asteroid hit yet?
Me:

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Korean Boomhauer posted:

aaaag earthquake here

don't die

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



this thread is my fave place to ride into hell with the homies

Innocuous
Mar 1, 2003

It's a strange world.



Jonny 290 posted:

new thread title is immensely evocative and terrifying. excellent work

i'm not ready for a thread title to make me feel like this

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Crusader posted:

uh where

edit: nm guess you mean the same idaho one

central/north idaho

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
the only big one is trump

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

mycomancy posted:

Black Spring continues...

Edit: oh god are we gonna get a Yellowstone eruption on top of this?

simulation-maker got bored

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
That is the 2and earthquake in the Yellowstone region lmao we are all dead

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