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How is ash even real? Just pretend it's snow.
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 see not everyone in the us died from corona i was right
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congrats on beating France you guys 🇺🇸
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:just lmao if yellowstone cooks off and annihilates the entire midwest while corona runs rampant and a bunch of hurricanes sweep in please explain how yellowstone destroys the midwest i mean like yeah the fallout from it is going to reach the entire continent but imo i would be much more concerned about the great plains states!!
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mycomancy posted:Black Spring continues... lmao
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yellowstone erupts and has earthquakes all the time, i insist as a pandemic sweeps a nation run by a reality tv show host who's set to run against a rapist sundowner
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anime was right posted:yellowstone erupts and has earthquakes all the time, i insist as a pandemic sweeps a nation run by a reality tv show host who's set to run against a rapist sundowner truno is running against himself? haha I kid I kid
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Here is a little something to brighten the day a little https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ5w4MkFofc
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I watched the docudrama Supervolcano once and it was okay https://www.yellowstonepark.com/things-to-do/yellowstones-geothermal-energy galenanorth has issued a correction as of 02:28 on Apr 1, 2020 |
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yellowstone blowing up during a pandemic is peak trump and incredible work by the writers
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Jon Irenicus posted:I'm assuming Yellowstone popping off would legitimately be the end of North America, right? the majority of the us would be outside the radius of the lava and the bulk of the ash, but it would basically destroy all agriculture in the us, gently caress up water supplies, and knock out the power grid, and in worst-case scenarios it would make rainfall decline so sharply that most of the worlds rain forests would die, etc. so eventually yeah, but it would probably take a while Jazerus posted:please explain how yellowstone destroys the midwest half of the midwest would be in the primary ash zone, i.e. getting up to 3 feet of toxic ash dumped on them, and most of the other half would be in the secondary zone. there's actually more overlap on midwest / great plains than i realized but yeah great plains would absolutely get demolished too either way our agricultural production would be completely hosed Grizzled Patriarch has issued a correction as of 02:16 on Apr 1, 2020 |
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Apr 1, 2020 02:10
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A comic of Mother Nature being sick of our poo poo and wanting us gone, but also it's not a comic, it's real life
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lmao that 6.5 quake was hundreds of miles from Yellowstone like literally a 6 hour drive
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also let's please not post super racist chan-adjacent stuff in here. like cartoons depicting chinese people with literal yellow skin and slant eyes, or gifs from a video where a woman who is a white supremacist talks about "chinkies" dying. Sharkie has issued a correction as of 02:13 on Apr 1, 2020 |
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Jon Irenicus posted:I'm assuming Yellowstone popping off would legitimately be the end of North America, right? i think it would be the end of modern human civilization as we know it so yeah that's a safe thing to say
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Mistle posted:Say this loud enough, and a cowboy on a horse will arrive on your doorstep and have an old-fashioned tussle, someone will be thrown through a pair of old saloon doors, and then a shootout involving six shooters and either Mexicans or Indians will occur boy are they gonna be surprised when they bust through those saloon doors and find themselves in gulagville
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yellowstone erupts a lot, it just doesnt do big explodey eruptions
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https://twitter.com/idgeosurvey/status/1245147908912996352?s=21
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:the majority of the us would be outside the radius of the lava and the bulk of the ash, but it would basically destroy all agriculture in the us, gently caress up water supplies, and knock out the power grid, and in worst-case scenarios it would make rainfall decline so sharply that most of the worlds rain forests would die, etc. dow 30k
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Chris James 2 posted:A comic of Mother Nature being sick of our poo poo and wanting us gone, but also it's not a comic, it's real life 
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We're gonna need two threads soon one for the US Death Cult and one for all the countries coming out the other side of the pandemic
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https://youtu.be/uzk1uqxpfoY I'm the guy on the mic and so are y'all
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Is that if the super caldera blows?
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cash crab posted:congrats on beating France you guys 🇺🇸 not tired of winning
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/shaneharris/status/1245150576033370114 Obamacare death panels going well
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Homeless Friend posted:I've been saying this prove it or die
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/shaneharris/status/1245150576033370114 this is just like socialism
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:the majority of the us would be outside the radius of the lava and the bulk of the ash, but it would basically destroy all agriculture in the us, gently caress up water supplies, and knock out the power grid, and in worst-case scenarios it would make rainfall decline so sharply that most of the worlds rain forests would die, etc. Really getting tired of all these slow motion disasters. Give us a giant asteroid or something instead.
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FAUXTON posted:lmao that 6.5 quake was hundreds of miles from Yellowstone It depends which yellowstone crater you're talking about  Yellowstone has actually erupted as far south as like nevada in its past. Because of the movement of the crust over the mantle and all that jazz. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_Caldera#/media/File:HotspotsSRP_update2013.JPG
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updating my linkedin profile job title to "volcano expert"
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we already have a literal plague and extinction-level climate change, who gives a poo poo about a volcano
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Hmmm, I think a lot of the people who post in this thread are probably racist mod edit: removed the racist comic Somebody has issued a correction as of 18:30 on Apr 3, 2020 |
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Dreylad posted:just gas this thread if it truly becomes the new trump thread gas it if u dare i aint gonna leave bitch
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Yinlock posted:we already have a literal plague and extinction-level climate change, who gives a poo poo about a volcano Dont forget the locusts ravaging parts of africa and china.
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Can you commit suicide by eating too much cheesecake? It seems like a good way to go, right?
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D1E posted:Can you commit suicide by eating too much cheesecake? what kind of cheesecake
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i'm gonna stare directly at the supervolcano, i'm not afraid of it i'm gonna show it my scars that i got from fighting a coronavirus barehanded
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