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E Depois do Adeus: Jun 3, 2012; Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

reminder that there will be no mea culpa for anyone who loudly and publicly asserted that this was a hoax, there will be no consequences for anyone who actively and aggressively prevented others from protecting themselves and their families, and the people who saw this coming and profited off it will extract even more money from you when this is over

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:11

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 23:14

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/mattmfm/status/1245186657676152835?s=20

Sounds about right.

:cool:

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:11

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

E Depois do Adeus posted:

reminder that there will be no mea culpa for anyone who loudly and publicly asserted that this was a hoax, there will be no consequences for anyone who actively and aggressively prevented others from protecting themselves and their families, and the people who saw this coming and profited off it will extract even more money from you when this is over

NOW HEAR THIS: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA EXISTS

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:12

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

Raiad posted:

sweet, if i die i'm not gonna have to see what's coming next

Apparently supercorona doesn't kill you it just makes you repeat the last month of your life over and over again

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:13

pancake rabbit: Feb 21, 2011

Pollyanna posted:

Feb 29: 68 cases
March 31: 188,530 cases
April 31: ...?

420.69 cases

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:13

Bulgakov: Mar 8, 2009; рукописи не горят

Inceltown posted:

I've been avoiding the news a bit today as I'm not feeling up for anything other than insane cackling at the stupidity and am filling time looking at other things instead. For example, this bear.

https://i.imgur.com/RVmlPoz.mp4

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:13

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

E Depois do Adeus posted:

reminder that there will be no mea culpa for anyone who loudly and publicly asserted that this was a hoax, there will be no consequences for anyone who actively and aggressively prevented others from protecting themselves and their families, and the people who saw this coming and profited off it will extract even more money from you when this is over

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:13

Raiad: Feb 1, 2005; Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.

Gum posted:

Apparently supercorona doesn't kill you it just makes you repeat the last month of your life over and over again

oh, just more of my usual life, then

that's disappointing

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:15

facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

Pollyanna posted:

Feb 29: 68 cases
March 31: 188,530 cases
April 31: ...?

May 31 profit

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:16

Zeno-25: Dec 5, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

E Depois do Adeus posted:

reminder that there will be no mea culpa for anyone who loudly and publicly asserted that this was a hoax, there will be no consequences for anyone who actively and aggressively prevented others from protecting themselves and their families, and the people who saw this coming and profited off it will extract even more money from you when this is over

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:16

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

the number of deaths in the US keeps rising as predicted by the models, but for the last few days we've only been able to do ~20k tests per day. We have like 400k cases right now and will have a million this weekend.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:16

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Gum posted:

Apparently supercorona doesn't kill you it just makes you repeat the last month of your life over and over again

lmao do a Groundhog Day remake for 2020 hahahahah gently caress

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:17

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

can't wait to see president pissbaby whining about how he's being treated in the media and saying that it's those dead peoples' fault for not taking the precautions he suggested, which were the best precautions, everyone congratulated him on them and told him 'wow, sir, you're so good at this, we didn't know you were good at this,' and he heard that there's a lot of people that would have died anyway and just happened to have coronavirus were being counted, and perhaps that should be looked into, because maybe it's a plot to hurt the president and that isn't right, I don't know it's just something he heard, maybe we should look into it

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:17

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

Goon Boots posted:

https://twitter.com/freeRwe/status/1245167055315169281

my uncle works at special ops and he says the virus

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:17

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

E Depois do Adeus posted:

reminder that there will be no mea culpa for anyone who loudly and publicly asserted that this was a hoax, there will be no consequences for anyone who actively and aggressively prevented others from protecting themselves and their families, and the people who saw this coming and profited off it will extract even more money from you when this is over

look fat, this is the end of capitalism as we know it. there's absolutely no way it wiggles out of this one. none whatsoever. it's a goner, donezo, get over it. we're getting gay space communism whether you like it or not all thanks to corona-chan. and the richy jareds n donny's heads are going to be scooped out and consumed like that scene in indiana jones and the temple of doom

Xaris has issued a correction as of 04:21 on Apr 1, 2020

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:18

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1245078449225687040?s=20

don;t mess with texas

the denialism and whistleblower-prosecution of the United States is going to put to shame all the things that they think China did themselves

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:18

Zeno-25: Dec 5, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:19

Charles 2 of Spain: Nov 7, 2017

empty whippet box posted:

can't wait to see president pissbaby whining about how he's being treated in the media and saying that it's those dead peoples' fault for not taking the precautions he suggested, which were the best precautions, everyone congratulated him on them and told him 'wow, sir, you're so good at this, we didn't know you were good at this,' and he heard that there's a lot of people that would have died anyway and just happened to have coronavirus were being counted, and perhaps that should be looked into, because maybe it's a plot to hurt the president and that isn't right, I don't know it's just something he heard, maybe we should look into it

Wins 40 states

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:19

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

March felt about 1000 days long and it was only really hosed up for half the month

April is turbofucked so it is gonna be long as the dickens

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:20

Rauros: Aug 25, 2004; wanna go grub thumping?

Paramemetic posted:

It's not the optics, it's that if you wear an N95 into a contaminated room and then wear the same N95 into an uncontaminated hallway you contaminate the hallway when you breathe out and agitate all the trapped virus particles

Even if it's not very likely, you really really have to treat PPE like that because you defeat the whole point of following BSI protocols when you half-rear end them and especially at scale

The optics might be what the boss is concerned about, I don't know, but it's real bad practice to wear PPE continually while transitioning from sick to not-sick areas.

yeah, i get that. i've just seen other stories about MBA's worrying about optics of wearing PPE rather than biosecurity protocols, and this article mentioned the administrators being worried about their hospitals being seen as unclean.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:20

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:20

Asleep Style: Oct 20, 2010

E Depois do Adeus posted:

reminder that there will be no mea culpa for anyone who loudly and publicly asserted that this was a hoax, there will be no consequences for anyone who actively and aggressively prevented others from protecting themselves and their families, and the people who saw this coming and profited off it will extract even more money from you when this is over

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:20

Charles 2 of Spain: Nov 7, 2017

Wonder if they finished counting the Iowa results

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:21

AppleNippleBOB: May 13, 2007

empty whippet box posted:

can't wait to see president pissbaby whining about how he's being treated in the media and saying that it's those dead peoples' fault for not taking the precautions he suggested, which were the best precautions, everyone congratulated him on them and told him 'wow, sir, you're so good at this, we didn't know you were good at this,' and he heard that there's a lot of people that would have died anyway and just happened to have coronavirus were being counted, and perhaps that should be looked into, because maybe it's a plot to hurt the president and that isn't right, I don't know it's just something he heard, maybe we should look into it

you trump brain broke

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:22

Cuddly Tumblemumps: Aug 23, 2013; Postmodernity means the exhilarating freedom to pursue anything, yet mind-boggling uncertainty as to what is worth pursuing and in the name of what one should pursue it.

E Depois do Adeus posted:

reminder that there will be no mea culpa for anyone who loudly and publicly asserted that this was a hoax, there will be no consequences for anyone who actively and aggressively prevented others from protecting themselves and their families, and the people who saw this coming and profited off it will extract even more money from you when this is over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIcgGc3cb-k&t=688s

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:22

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

Wins 40 states

i have money on it being 49 (minus cali)

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:23

Paramemetic: Sep 29, 2003; Area 51. You heard of it, right?; Fallen Rib

Goon Boots posted:

https://twitter.com/freeRwe/status/1245167055315169281

I love the idea that the Chinese just say the right numbers but it's the interpreters that have done the lie.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:23

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Zeno-25 posted:

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:24

Paramemetic: Sep 29, 2003; Area 51. You heard of it, right?; Fallen Rib

Rauros posted:

yeah, i get that. i've just seen other stories about MBA's worrying about optics of wearing PPE rather than biosecurity protocols, and this article mentioned the administrators being worried about their hospitals being seen as unclean.

Yeah that's smallbrain business idiots who shouldn't be allowed in hospitals

no not even when they're sick

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:24

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

ope333nnnn fuuuurughhh businesssssszzzzzzzzzz baaaai eaaaastuuurrrrrrrr

:unsmigghh:

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:25

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Jonny 290 posted:

i have money on it being 49 (minus cali)

oh come now, don't be silly.

...he's going to lose DC :twisted:

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:26

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/GavinNewsom/status/1245158370824216576
Hmmm nation-state????

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:26

Ruggan: Feb 20, 2007; WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

Hey all you cool cats and kittens! This is Ruggan just checking in to the new thread!

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:27

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/GavinNewsom/status/1245158370824216576
Hmmm nation-state????

Wow, President Newsom!

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:28

WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

E Depois do Adeus posted:

reminder that there will be no mea culpa for anyone who loudly and publicly asserted that this was a hoax, there will be no consequences for anyone who actively and aggressively prevented others from protecting themselves and their families, and the people who saw this coming and profited off it will extract even more money from you when this is over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggHpZE2W-rs

WoodrowSkillson has issued a correction as of 04:31 on Apr 1, 2020

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:28