Law Megathread: the stunner off the top rope that everyone but the defense saw coming

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Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

# ? Mar 31, 2020 23:58

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 08:01

Phil Moscowitz: Feb 19, 2007; If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Proven sure fire path to modhood

# ? Apr 1, 2020 00:44

terrorist ambulance: Nov 5, 2009

I'm starting to get a little crazy staying inside, taking care of family poo poo and working.

On another note, mount and blade 2 is real fuckin good

# ? Apr 1, 2020 00:53

Phil Moscowitz: Feb 19, 2007; If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

I�m almost out of girl scout cookies which SUCKS

# ? Apr 1, 2020 00:57

Munin: Nov 14, 2004

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Nah, it just means 80% of a thread is skimmable poo poo and the other 20% is worth reading to me.

heh, your patience for filtering out dreck exceeds mine.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 01:00

Hoshi: Jan 20, 2013

terrorist ambulance posted:

I'm starting to get a little crazy staying inside, taking care of family poo poo and working.

On another note, mount and blade 2 is real fuckin good

Wait is an old telling me that bannerlord is out???

# ? Apr 1, 2020 01:05

Meatbag Esq.: May 3, 2006; Hmm which internet meme should go here again?

Phil Moscowitz posted:

I�m almost out of girl scout cookies which SUCKS

Because covid shut them down early, they extended online orders for the foreseeable future so you can get them delivered now!

# ? Apr 1, 2020 01:06

terrorist ambulance: Nov 5, 2009

Hoshi posted:

Wait is an old telling me that bannerlord is out???

https://twitter.com/allahliker/status/1244996237608267776?s=19

# ? Apr 1, 2020 01:17

Bushido Brown: Mar 30, 2011

I don't understand this thread's boner for EW, who is a bad poster.

More importantly, I don't understand why this thread is busy discussing said boner and not discussing that Cadwalader slashed associate salaries today.

Seems scary. Don't go to law school, &c.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 01:18

Hoshi: Jan 20, 2013

terrorist ambulance posted:

https://twitter.com/allahliker/status/1244996237608267776?s=19

I bought it as soon as I posted, thank you for your service

# ? Apr 1, 2020 01:22

terrorist ambulance: Nov 5, 2009

Bushido Brown posted:

I don't understand this thread's boner for EW, who is a bad poster.

an insult to one crybaby bitch city dwelling lib professional with an attitude is an injury to us all

# ? Apr 1, 2020 01:24

Eminent Domain: Sep 23, 2007

Bannerlord is cool and good and will get me through this.

Unless I lose my job if my nonprofit folds lol

# ? Apr 1, 2020 01:51

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Bushido Brown posted:

I don't understand this thread's boner for EW, who is a bad poster.

More importantly, I don't understand why this thread is busy discussing said boner and not discussing that Cadwalader slashed associate salaries today.

Seems scary. Don't go to law school, &c.

It isn�t that I have a boner for EW. It�s more that his probation was bullshit. His response was not vicious and hostile. He just said someone was being a garbage person. The horror.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 02:03

EwokEntourage: Jun 10, 2008; BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

He is a crybaby bitch city dwelling lib professional tho

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:01

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

EwokEntourage posted:

He is a crybaby bitch city dwelling lib professional tho

Be that as it may, almost everyone else here with the notable exception of Toona is also a lawyer.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:15

Kawasaki Nun: Jul 16, 2001; by Reene

I was just practicing representing degenerates because we are on remote work for the rest of the semester.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:47

TheMadMilkman: Dec 10, 2007

Vox Nihili posted:

Be that as it may, almost everyone else here with the notable exception of Toona is also a lawyer.

I thought Toona got his license for a promotion, but still isn�t technically practicing law.

Also, he boned a law student on school grounds. I don�t know what it counts for, but it�s got to count for something.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 05:01

sullat: Jan 9, 2012

TheMadMilkman posted:

I thought Toona got his license for a promotion, but still isn�t technically practicing law.

Also, he boned a law student on school grounds. I don�t know what it counts for, but it�s got to count for something.

Probably means he's part of administration then.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 05:10

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Looks like EvilWeasil's vile co-conspirators have been brought to justice. Anyone else want to throw away their forums life on his behalf???

# ? Apr 1, 2020 05:27

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

The 6th and Final Day is Upon US
Current Tally:
Poster Tally
Alemon 29
Alexy 15
bighead 25
Echo 25
Evil Weasel 27
Ewok 25
Fish 28
Heironymous 5
Joat Mon 33
Kalman 20
Meatbag 28
Munin 25
Nice 27
Phil 29
Sly Frog 31
Sullat 28
Terrorist Ambulance 44
tokelau 20
Toona 25
Ulmont 30
Vox Dis 30
Vox Ni 12
Whitlam 31
Zzyx 13

# ? Apr 1, 2020 05:35

Hoshi: Jan 20, 2013

Vox Nihili posted:

Looks like EvilWeasil's vile co-conspirators have been brought to justice. Anyone else want to throw away their forums life on his behalf???

It's disgraceful that they'd do that to forums treasure McNally

# ? Apr 1, 2020 05:38

Kawasaki Nun: Jul 16, 2001; by Reene

A good old fashioned purge eh?

# ? Apr 1, 2020 05:39

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

The final music Post a Day Challenge Day 6 Challenge of Posting a Song.

Talk to the person closest to you, husband, wife, brother, mother, your favorite member of the Taco Truck Menage, EW in purgatory, whatever. Tell them, "I'm doing a challenge - you're supposed to guess what song I'm thinking of right now."

Post their answer.

Bonus points for posting the song you were thinking of if they got it wrong.

Extra Extra bonus if they got it right (we're on the honor system, here, you fucks.)

# ? Apr 1, 2020 05:41

BigHead: Jul 25, 2003; Huh?; Nap Ghost

Because I was just holding our cat and swinging it around in a cute manner, this is his answer:

https://youtu.be/GibiNy4d4gc

I was really thinking of my favorite song to hum while doing anything:

https://youtu.be/FvluBVhfGcw

# ? Apr 1, 2020 05:56

terrorist ambulance: Nov 5, 2009

blarzgh posted:

The final music Post a Day Challenge Day 6 Challenge of Posting a Song.

Talk to the person closest to you, husband, wife, brother, mother, your favorite member of the Taco Truck Menage, EW in purgatory, whatever. Tell them, "I'm doing a challenge - you're supposed to guess what song I'm thinking of right now."

Post their answer.

Bonus points for posting the song you were thinking of if they got it wrong.

Extra Extra bonus if they got it right (we're on the honor system, here, you fucks.)

she guessed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HiMMXVSj7s, which is at least a top 10 guess. she said "it was either that or some mr. bungle song" which is basically right

edit: also, she told me to guess her song, which i got right and was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JplVOL9LTf4

terrorist ambulance fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Apr 1, 2020

# ? Apr 1, 2020 05:59

Whitlam: Aug 2, 2014; Some goons overreact. Go figure.

blarzgh posted:

The final music Post a Day Challenge Day 6 Challenge of Posting a Song.

Talk to the person closest to you, husband, wife, brother, mother, your favorite member of the Taco Truck Menage, EW in purgatory, whatever. Tell them, "I'm doing a challenge - you're supposed to guess what song I'm thinking of right now."

Post their answer.

Bonus points for posting the song you were thinking of if they got it wrong.

Extra Extra bonus if they got it right (we're on the honor system, here, you fucks.)

Song they guessed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs-UEqJ85KE

Song I was thinking of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOKMUTTDdA

# ? Apr 1, 2020 06:15

Nice piece of fish: Jan 29, 2008; Ultra Carp

blarzgh posted:

The final music Post a Day Challenge Day 6 Challenge of Posting a Song.

Talk to the person closest to you, husband, wife, brother, mother, your favorite member of the Taco Truck Menage, EW in purgatory, whatever. Tell them, "I'm doing a challenge - you're supposed to guess what song I'm thinking of right now."

Post their answer.

Bonus points for posting the song you were thinking of if they got it wrong.

Extra Extra bonus if they got it right (we're on the honor system, here, you fucks.)

Asked.

She guessed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_50m0Vm5VvQ

Which is a good guess since it's probably the last youtube she saw me with headphones on to last night.

But right now I was thinking of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30hvJqFdH5o

Since I start every day reading coronanews now.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 06:58

Munin: Nov 14, 2004

Vox Nihili posted:

Looks like EvilWeasil's vile co-conspirators have been brought to justice. Anyone else want to throw away their forums life on his behalf???

Forum Coup? WTF?

Ringleader? https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=135140

# ? Apr 1, 2020 08:43

nm: Jan 28, 2008; "I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Munin posted:

Forum Coup? WTF?

Ringleader? https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=135140

*checks calendar*

# ? Apr 1, 2020 08:46

Munin: Nov 14, 2004

nm posted:

*checks calendar*

Well, they kicked off a day early. :colbert:

# ? Apr 1, 2020 09:05

Phil Moscowitz: Feb 19, 2007; If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

blarzgh posted:

The final music Post a Day Challenge Day 6 Challenge of Posting a Song.

Talk to the person closest to you, husband, wife, brother, mother, your favorite member of the Taco Truck Menage, EW in purgatory, whatever. Tell them, "I'm doing a challenge - you're supposed to guess what song I'm thinking of right now."

Post their answer.

Bonus points for posting the song you were thinking of if they got it wrong.

Extra Extra bonus if they got it right (we're on the honor system, here, you fucks.)

You asked for it. Her guess (because we are resigned to the slow death of constant interaction with our kids)

https://youtu.be/fysFwSfdQzc

The truth:

https://youtu.be/OKvCV8MFIaw

# ? Apr 1, 2020 14:21

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

At least it wasn't baby shark.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 14:25

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Seeing that vid just makes me miss Raffi.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 15:10

Toona the Cat: Jun 9, 2004; The Greatest

Vox Nihili posted:

Be that as it may, almost everyone else here with the notable exception of Toona is also a lawyer.

I got licensed last year and have been taking a couple clients here and there for small things in addition to my work for the bank.

EDIT:

My gf is here since she lost her job thanks to the rona and is here:

I thought of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=450p7goxZqg

She suggested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=450p7goxZqg

We're disgustingly cute.

Toona the Cat fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Apr 1, 2020

# ? Apr 1, 2020 15:12

SlyFrog: May 16, 2007; What? One name? Who are you, Seal?

blarzgh posted:

The final music Post a Day Challenge Day 6 Challenge of Posting a Song.

Talk to the person closest to you, husband, wife, brother, mother, your favorite member of the Taco Truck Menage, EW in purgatory, whatever. Tell them, "I'm doing a challenge - you're supposed to guess what song I'm thinking of right now."

Post their answer.

Bonus points for posting the song you were thinking of if they got it wrong.

Extra Extra bonus if they got it right (we're on the honor system, here, you fucks.)

The person closest to me said, "That Mumford and Sons Lizzo song you've been obsessing over so much."

I'm now reconsidering my domestic relationship.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 15:18

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

blarzgh posted:

The final music Post a Day Challenge Day 6 Challenge of Posting a Song.

Talk to the person closest to you, husband, wife, brother, mother, your favorite member of the Taco Truck Menage, EW in purgatory, whatever. Tell them, "I'm doing a challenge - you're supposed to guess what song I'm thinking of right now."

Post their answer.

Bonus points for posting the song you were thinking of if they got it wrong.

Extra Extra bonus if they got it right (we're on the honor system, here, you fucks.)

Her answer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGBeI56uHlk

What I was thinking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJb0Mdp9dRw
The best, but not title, song on the 1984 soundtrack.
(On vinyl, for Millenial Nihili)

# ? Apr 1, 2020 15:55

echopapa: Jun 2, 2005; El Presidente smiles upon this thread.

The guess:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBsjggc5jHM

The actual song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c

# ? Apr 1, 2020 15:59

sullat: Jan 9, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJYN-eG1zk

Completely wrong and out of left field.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:06

Phil Moscowitz: Feb 19, 2007; If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

echopapa posted:

The guess:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBsjggc5jHM

The actual song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c

Nice, Capt. Trips

# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:56

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EwokEntourage: Jun 10, 2008; BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

hosed this up

EwokEntourage fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Apr 4, 2020

# ? Apr 1, 2020 18:28

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