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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Burden mellowed as he got older. Metropolis II isn't OSHA, but I like it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llacDdn5yIE

I'm a sucker for any gravity-powered art though. Shabtay Levy and George Hohnstein Gravitrams are all awesome.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Vetou5C.gifv

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Now I really want to know the cpm for that tool.

E: This claims its still highly radioactive, but I need details:
https://www.news.com.au/technology/...eb106c315aecf61

http://www.chernobylgallery.com/chernobyl-disaster/radiation-levels/

336 uSv/hr.

That is not lethal, but not background.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Apr 1, 2020

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Cheeseman
Apr 1, 2001

Does OSHA bear count?

https://i.imgur.com/EibnbmD.mp4

(Bah, can't video out how to just post the video)

e: Nevermind it worked

dreamin of semen
Feb 22, 2013

MULTIPLICATION

CommieGIR posted:

Now I really want to know the cpm for that tool.

The Claw RULES, and that image is a bit concerning

I did some googling and this site says 336 uSv/hour

now I know nothing about radiation levels outside of playing STALKER, but that seems a bit high

e: oh you beat me, well, there we go

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

dreamin of semen posted:

The Claw RULES, and that image is a bit concerning

I did some googling and this site says 336 uSv/hour

now I know nothing about radiation levels outside of playing STALKER, but that seems a bit high

e: oh you beat me, well, there we go

Its high compared to background to be sure, average exposure daily is 0.04uSv/hr. So yeah, don't hang around on it for long. I wonder what the INSIDE of the claw measures, that may be higher than the exterior...

But not "So Lethal one touch can kill you" high. I wouldn't crawl inside it to be sure.

Edward IV
Jan 15, 2006

Cheeseman posted:

Does OSHA bear count?

https://i.imgur.com/EibnbmD.mp4

(Bah, can't video out how to just post the video)

e: Nevermind it worked

It's like :tbear: but with a traffic cone and in reverse.

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Edward IV posted:

It's like :tbear: but with a traffic cone and in reverse.

The most OCD bear I've ever seen.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug


That's a 3D model of the radiation. Its pretty hot in there, so ~360uSv/hr outside....probably double that inside the claw.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Well the thing about blanks is they don't have the little metal piece that comes out the front at high speed

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ladder wife, ladder life.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

dreamin of semen posted:

The Claw RULES, and that image is a bit concerning

I did some googling and this site says 336 uSv/hour

now I know nothing about radiation levels outside of playing STALKER, but that seems a bit high

e: oh you beat me, well, there we go

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

GotLag posted:

Well the thing about blanks is they don't have the little metal piece that comes out the front at high speed

Tell Brandon Lee that. Aiming an explosive towards an airplane is loving presidential.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
It's okay this guy's not a movie stunt professional, so he probably wasn't firing homemade dummy cartridges beforehand.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

If you want to join the 3.6 Roentgen club, stay by it for 10 hours.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Cheeseman posted:

Does OSHA bear count?

https://i.imgur.com/EibnbmD.mp4

(Bah, can't video out how to just post the video)

e: Nevermind it worked

This worksite is URSA-compliant

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

GotLag posted:

Well the thing about blanks is they don't have the little metal piece that comes out the front at high speed

That's called the "shell."

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
Are you sure? I thought shells went into the lower reciever clip, which incidentally is also the part that makes the glock AK47 fully automatic.

edit- could some homicidal anti-government type with a realtree camo banana hammock and eighty gigs of lolicon doujinshi PLEASE tell me what part of the gun the dildo attaches to?

edit 2- before anyone asks, no i don't know why the gently caress i post like this.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
The dildo attaches to the end of the barrel. You need to fire a blank instead of a regular bullet in order to launch it into your partner. Are you loving stupid or something?

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
the, heh, barrel? oh, you mean the rifling? buddy i appreciate you trying to help but if you're going to condescend, prolly better double check you've got the terminology right. ~.^

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

Are you sure? I thought shells went into the lower reciever clip, which incidentally is also the part that makes the glock AK47 fully automatic.

edit- could some homicidal anti-government type with a realtree camo banana hammock and eighty gigs of lolicon doujinshi PLEASE tell me what part of the gun the dildo attaches to?

edit 2- before anyone asks, no i don't know why the gently caress i post like this.

lol at least you're honest with yourself

according to some advice a dude got from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, a dildo on the front of your AR like a bayonet doesn't breach the National Firearms Act, so that's probably the best place for it


GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

edit- could some homicidal anti-government type with a realtree camo banana hammock and eighty gigs of lolicon doujinshi PLEASE tell me what part of the gun the dildo attaches to?

The cocking handle

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
I've literally never been able to make a joke about gun owners that they hadn't already explored, in earnest, to a degree which makes me feel physically unsafe.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
I need to clean the fouling off my operating rod

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

I've literally never been able to make a joke about gun owners that they hadn't already explored, in earnest, to a degree which makes me feel physically unsafe.

their dicks are tiny lol

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


CommieGIR posted:

336 uSv/hr.

That is not great, but not terrible.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

the, heh, barrel? oh, you mean the rifling?

uh, riflings are what baby rifles are called, dumbass :rolleyes:

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Platystemon posted:

their dicks are tiny lol

big slam on transmen out of nowhere but okay?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

C.M. Kruger posted:

big slam on transmen out of nowhere but okay?

I had assumed trans men tended to have big dicks? No reason for the surgeon to skimp.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The Lone Badger posted:

I had assumed trans men tended to have big dicks? No reason for the surgeon to skimp.

Transmen who have bottom surgery are a minority.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

ekuNNN posted:

uh, riflings are what baby rifles are called, dumbass :rolleyes:



That baby has murder in its eyes.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

I've literally never been able to make a joke

ftfy

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

ekuNNN posted:

uh, riflings are what baby rifles are called, dumbass :rolleyes:

only if they're made in the rifle region of france, maybe

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

only if they're made in the rifle region of france, maybe

I'm enjoying your posts :coffee:

OptimusRhyme
Jan 12, 2006
Autobots crafting only the finest limericks.

Nocheez posted:

I'm enjoying your posts :coffee:

:same:

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Uthor posted:

That baby has murder in its eyes.



It's ok, just cover your face and slowly back away, they'll forget about you.

*Note that this only works for young babies below 4 months

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