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VRViperII posted:Americans realizing that they’re going to die under the GOP ITT Most places are closing their borders and citizenship takes a while depending on circumstances (or wealth).
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Whatever you can do to get Trump to make that GOP convention happen and let Corona rip through it will be in service to your country. Godspeed, goons.
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ElGroucho posted:Goddamn boomers, if this thing only killed children, they wouldn't give a gently caress Got that right. Let's all do a quick little exercise and imagine how loving intolerably smug these motherfuckers would be if it was all their grandchildren at risk of death instead of them.
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VRViperII posted:Americans realizing that they’re going to die under the GOP ITT everywhere else sucks too
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flashy_mcflash posted:Whatever you can do to get Trump to make that GOP convention happen and let Corona rip through it will be in service to your country. Godspeed, goons. tell them not to lol
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VRViperII posted:You guys are hosed. You can’t make a difference. Too many of your citizens are irredeemable moronic assholes and they revel in it. Bail. the only people for whom it is financially feasible to bail are people that are already fine as-is in this country. for anybody else, just bailing is not a realistic option (for a variety of complex reasons) oh my god i can only hope and pray that the RNC continues uninterrupted. that would be such a windfall
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:i found this thread, in parody tweet form: if ever there was someone to wear a gold-plated diaper
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Freaking Crumbum posted:the only people for whom it is financially feasible to bail are people that are already fine as-is in this country. for anybody else, just bailing is not a realistic option (for a variety of complex reasons) middle class bailing and loving over the poor is on brand tho
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CharlestheHammer posted:middle class bailing and loving over the poor is on brand tho that's the best part about our current situation, even the "middle class" doesn't have the economic autonomy to actually pull a move like that. bailing on the entire situation is really only the providence of the completely destitute or the extremely wealthy although i guess you could consider the white flight patterns of residential migration to be an analogous situation. so the middle class can move to a different part of town, but they can't realistically leave the country
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VitalSigns posted:everywhere else sucks too Well, unless you use measurable values, then you will find that every single first world country is objectively better than USA. To others who replied to my half serious post: you put in a good show of heart and effort for bernie. but the degree to which the American centrist flocked to Biden is disappointing to be kind. Biden is a poo poo show. You are getting 4 more years of Trump. 7-2 supreme court. You’re going to be bashing your head against a wall battling this for the next 30 years, and unless politics is your career, why? Out of some sort of nationalistic pride? In the loving USA? I understand there is difficulty in emigrating. But I know so many new Canadians, none of which are refugees, none of which come from wealthy backgrounds, that it must be feasible. TLDR: Come to Canada, eh?
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Freaking Crumbum posted:the only people for whom it is financially feasible to bail are people that are already fine as-is in this country. for anybody else, just bailing is not a realistic option (for a variety of complex reasons) Oh yeah that variety of complex reasons that keeps Americans from immigrating somewhere else while people from everywhere else do it all the time. These complex reasons being what exactly? Financially being a reason is pretty lol coming from a country where you can bankrupt yourself from breaking an arm or having a heart attack.
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VitalSigns posted:everywhere else sucks too Screw it, let's leave the planet. Up in space, instead of things sucking the same old way, we can make things suck in exciting NEW ways! 
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Powered Descent posted:Screw it, let's leave the planet. Up in space, instead of things sucking the same old way, we can make things suck in exciting NEW ways! The Red Planet
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VRViperII posted:Well, unless you use measurable values, then you will find that every single first world country is objectively better than USA. nah.
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I’m living outside the US now. My husband is an EU citizen, I already had a solid job contract, and it was still a massive pain in the rear end to move here. If I don’t pass my third language certification by next year I’ll lose my work permit. It’s all easier said than done. No country is like YES, GIVE US MORE AMERICANS!
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Most countries do not want Americans because we all have brain poisoning.
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Byzantine posted:The Red Planet 
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jaylynne posted:I’m living outside the US now. My husband is an EU citizen, I already had a solid job contract, and it was still a massive pain in the rear end to move here. If I don’t pass my third language certification by next year I’ll lose my work permit. It’s all easier said than done. No country is like YES, GIVE US MORE AMERICANS! Americans are quite well liked round the world and propably have an easier time moving somewhere else than 90 percent of the world, complaining about having to learn a new language is very on point however. I know it's though friend, immigration is a hard and long progress that takes a lot of energy. What language are you learning?
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Trying to make a list of 80s business guy Power Moves that our big wet idiot president loves to use. Here's what I have: - Calls a meeting on short notice; show up late - Starts meeting with a surprise (often ill-considered) snap decision - Bright red power tie, extra long (for that big dick energy) - Yank-your-arm-out-of-its-socket handshake - Everyone gets a belittling nickname (e: or gets their name intentionally mispronounced) Which ones am I misssing? FMguru has issued a correction as of 16:45 on Apr 1, 2020 |
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VRViperII posted:Well, unless you use measurable values, then you will find that every single first world country is objectively better than USA. lol sure, just come to canada, that seems extremely feasible since canada just lets pretty much anyone come on over and live there, no questions asked maybe i'll go there on my gold plated zeppelin towed by cupids and apply for a job as the ceo of hugs
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- interrupts people when he doesn't like their opinion - Sits like a pouty child when he has to listen to others without interrupting them - leaves meetings like little bitch when he gets pressed on anything at all
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FMguru posted:Trying to make a list of 80s business guy Power Moves that our big wet idiot president loves to use. Here's what I have: - shits pants
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VRViperII posted:Well, unless you use measurable values, then you will find that every single first world country is objectively better than USA. Bad news for you about Canada, champ.
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FMguru posted:Trying to make a list of 80s business guy Power Moves that our big wet idiot president loves to use. Here's what I have: - Randomly fires people for disagreeing with or upstaging him
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Son of Rodney posted:Americans are quite well liked round the world and propably have an easier time moving somewhere else than 90 percent of the world, complaining about having to learn a new language is very on point however. True, I may have been exaggerating a tad! But it really is quite the process. I'm attempting to learn German, and I am an old, so pls send help my brain is dying .
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jaylynne posted:True, I may have been exaggerating a tad! But it really is quite the process. I'm attempting to learn German, and I am an old, so pls send help my brain is dying . Aw dude I was so close to saying I hope you don't have to learn German. As a German with a Chilean girlfriend who is trying to learn our garbage language I can relate a bit. The most helpful advice I have to offer is that when trying to pronounce our ch sounds, pronounce it like Mexicans pronounce the x in Mexico. Hang in there, it doesn't get better but you get used to the pain! 
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vyelkin posted:- Randomly fires people for disagreeing with or upstaging him - Not personally. Also, when they're about to retire, or the other side of the country in the hope they'll have to get the bus back.
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True, had a friend who ate Kirchen before going into the kirsche. But the first one is way more common so just use that one.
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VRViperII posted:TLDR: Come to Canada, eh? doesn’t Canada pretty consistently imitate our idiot political decisions, just a few years later?
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FMguru posted:Trying to make a list of 80s business guy Power Moves that our big wet idiot president loves to use. Here's what I have: -forgets to get treatment for bone-itis (hopefully)
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VRViperII posted:TLDR: Come to Canada, eh? Can you guarantee no more Rob Fords?
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raminasi posted:doesn’t Canada pretty consistently imitate our idiot political decisions, just a few years later? Canada is currently run by a charismatic young neoliberal who came to power five years ago promising sweeping change against a tired conservative party with an unpopular leader, then delivered on basically none of it despite having a solid government majority, disillusioning the young voters who turned out for him in record numbers. He just won an unconvincing reelection against an uninspiring white religious conservative (who won the popular vote anyway lol), despite the fact that during his first term his party lost control of basically every province to hardline far-right conservatives who are gutting the social safety net and doing their best to attack marginalized groups. Can't wait to see where the next election takes us!
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FMguru posted:Trying to make a list of 80s business guy Power Moves that our big wet idiot president loves to use. Here's what I have: having
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vyelkin posted:Canada is currently run by a charismatic young neoliberal who came to power five years ago promising sweeping change against a tired conservative party with an unpopular leader, then delivered on basically none of it despite having a solid government majority, disillusioning the young voters who turned out for him in record numbers. He just won an unconvincing reelection against an uninspiring white religious conservative (who won the popular vote anyway lol), despite the fact that during his first term his party lost control of basically every province to hardline far-right conservatives who are gutting the social safety net and doing their best to attack marginalized groups. Can't wait to see where the next election takes us! yea, but he's white
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