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BrigadierSensible posted:I am friends with this bloke in real life. (Pause for applause.) And as such have been treated to many a live symphony. Thinking bout thos beans
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dialhforhero posted:Thinking bout thos (human) beans there you go.
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Such Fun posted:Somebody asked for the cat monologues. I could only find this one: Here are some more (including miette): 
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People referring to themselves as mother other father to a bet are extremely cursed. Benevolent overlord however, that is another thing entirely.
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Lodin posted:Heading out to the store, any of you guys need anything? Why are you shopping at a place that isn't a store?
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Lodin posted:Heading out to the store, any of you guys need anything? Taint store in a Pizza Hut (its a old Pizza Hut building..., the windows give it away.)
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stevewm posted:Taint store in a Pizza Hut (its a old Pizza Hut building..., the windows give it away.) That weird Pizza Hut roof stands out way more than the windows.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Friend to those who like pizza, a loving nightmare to those who don't, and also those who eat pineapple pizza. https://twitter.com/lollibeepop/status/1245164382486704129
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biracial bear for uncut posted:In the spirit of the thread title, unmute. Holy poo poo that was too funny. I laughed so hard my wife got concerned about the noises I was making and came downstairs to check. I might have been in lockdown too long.
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Son of Rodney posted:People referring to themselves as mother other father to a bet are extremely cursed. I will stop calling my cockatiel my son when he stops thinking I'm his mom, thank you.
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The Bloop posted:Now I'm trying to think of a good comedy that's actually aimed at adults where the characters were largely good people. Brooklyn 99? They're cops though, so.
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F is for Family is probably one of the best depictions of an actual family I have seen in a sitcom in a very long time. And it's an animated series so that's pretty difficult to do. poo poo I meant to quote something from last page ah well
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A Grand Egg posted:Hahaha Beef Meat! Knormal posted:A competing restaurant, from further down that Twitter thread: Why pay more? It's good enough.
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The wording is so good too. Something like "All other burgers are poo poo" would be crass but "We believe other burgers are poo poo" gives it a mild politeness like it's from a famous speech or quote.
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We've done significant market research and concluded other burgers are absolute dogshit
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Lodin posted:Heading out to the store, any of you guys need anything? This place is just begging to be reaped
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Chris Pistols posted:Anyone saying 'I'd watch this' owes it to themselves to give Vicious a try. No Patrick Stewart, but Ian McKellen & Derek Jacobi star.  Exactly what I was thinking. stevewm posted:Taint store in a Pizza Hut (its a old Pizza Hut building..., the windows give it away.) http://notfoolinganybody.com/ Hirayuki has a new favorite as of 01:55 on Apr 2, 2020 |
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Thanks for the cat monologue memes, I was the one who requested them and they've cheered me up immensely. The wife and I got our first cat a month and a half ago and it's made the quarantine so much happier 
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Songbearer posted:Thanks for the cat monologue memes, I was the one who requested them and they've cheered me up immensely. The wife and I got our first cat a month and a half ago and it's made the quarantine so much happier You're not the only ones. I volunteer at a cat shelter that has adopted out 28 cats in 18 days, which is WILD for us. Unfortunately, I didn't get to say goodbye to a couple of my favorites because I'm not going in until quarantine is lifted, but it's a little silver lining I guess.
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Field Mousepad posted:I disliked the Ron Swanson character so much it made completely ignore anything Rick Offerman has been in ever since. He plays a pretty good Walter homage in the season of Fargo he was in.
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Lodin posted:Heading out to the store, any of you guys need anything? I was watching some American TV while visiting my dad last summer and they had a commercial on about a T2 Diabetes drug and one of the side effects was holes in your taint. I'll take 20 insulin shots a day before I take a drug that's has a side effect of "taint holes" tyvm. so no, nothing from the Taint Store thanks
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