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My mother-in-law is mad because I claim her as a dependent on our taxes so she's not getting a TrumpBux check lol
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FCKGW posted:My mother-in-law is mad because I claim her as a dependent on our taxes so she's not getting a TrumpBux check lol Wait, I can claim my elderly parents that live with me as dependents?!
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Quinntan posted:You're entirely ignoring revolutions that are inspired not by liberalism or socialism vs autocracy but by nationalism, and outside of the weird turbo tankies, y'all are super nationalist. lol 19th century nationalist revolutions were bourgeois revolutions caused by the upper and middle classes feeling left out of the imperial centre. Unlike the Hungarians and Italians, the American bourgeois is not yearning to be accepted as equals by Viennese high society so I don’t see what conditions could bring about a national revolt. Hapsburg rule would probably be an improvement, and CHUDs would have to direct their military warship at the K.u.K which is pretty drat funny. I do like Romantic era paintings and music though, so maybe we will get the chance to attend the premiere of Tom of Finlandia.
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I also haven't got one single "cute" April Fool's day email from any brands so thank loving christ this crisis has some silver lining.
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Failson posted:Wait, I can claim my elderly parents that live with me as dependents?! If you provide for more than 50% of their support (pay their rent, buy their food, etc..) then yes. My MIL doesn't pay us any rent and we buy half the groceries so we qualify.
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Frosted Flake posted:Russian revolutionaries were willing to use assassination and bombings, whereas American billionaires and politicians know they are untouchable and even the PMC hasn’t be cowed into supporting the left. Not to mention they were operating at that level for decades before the revolution - they'd blown up Alex II and that was in the 1880s
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FCKGW posted:If you provide for more than 50% of their support (pay their rent, buy their food, etc..) then yes. So do you get $500 more for claiming her or is it a wash?
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Frosted Flake posted:19th century nationalist revolutions were bourgeois revolutions caused by the upper and middle classes feeling left out of the imperial centre. Unlike the Hungarians and Italians, the American bourgeois is not yearning to be accepted as equals by Viennese high society so I don’t see what conditions could bring about a national revolt. isn't this kind of what's going on now? the younger generation is upset that the older one pulled the ladder up behind them, grossly retarding their ability thrive in society. there's a reason "student debt" is a large political issue. unless you're saying that this new generation is so disenfranchised that they don't have the power and capability to marshall forces, which is almost certainly true; whereas, the older revolutions occurred because the bourgeois had a disproportionately smaller amount of power/influence compared to their wealth
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How is it I come back here after 5 days of incompetence and exponential pandemic growth with huge numbers of people being fired or having hours cut to 0 and the number is higher than when I left oh right the number is fake only death is real
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congrats on page number being higher than sp500 number
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Doccykins posted:congrats on page number being higher than sp500 number the "Death Cross"
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FCKGW posted:I also haven't got one single "cute" April Fool's day email from any brands so thank loving christ this crisis has some silver lining. as far as I can tell the only people who did an april fools gag are the something awful moderation staff, firmly cementing them as the least funny people on the internet
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Frosted Flake posted:Russian revolutionaries were willing to use assassination and bombings, whereas American billionaires and politicians know they are untouchable and even the PMC hasn’t be cowed into supporting the left. Liberals bought into the conservative media revisionism that protests over the past 100 years were peaceful and flawless and that's why they got what they want. Whitewashing the hell out of the Civil Rights movement and union protests really took away the reality that it was a lot aggressive and uglier. How MLK is depicted vs how Malcolm X is depicted, etc.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:So do you get $500 more for claiming her or is it a wash? Nope, the extra $500 is explicitly for dependent "children" so no one gets it!
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What prevents the federal reserve from funding a federal jobs program administered by a private corporation that they own stock in or using a bank as a middle man?
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FCKGW posted:If you provide for more than 50% of their support (pay their rent, buy their food, etc..) then yes. Well that aught to help next year's taxes, thanks! They're both on minimal SS, and only pay the cable bill.
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DesertIslandHermit posted:Liberals bought into the conservative media revisionism that protests over the past 100 years were peaceful and flawless and that's why they got what they want. Whitewashing the hell out of the Civil Rights movement and union protests really took away the reality that it was a lot aggressive and uglier. How MLK is depicted vs how Malcolm X is depicted, etc. Make the people you martyr into your martyrs is a time tested strategy going back at least to Jesus
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Failson posted:Well that aught to help next year's taxes, thanks! They're both on minimal SS, and only pay the cable bill. I am not an accountant blah blah blah but as long as they earn less than $4200/yr in taxable income (most SS income is NOT taxable) and you provide more than 50% support (including rent, food, utilities etc) you should be in the clear https://www.hrblock.com/tax-center/filing/dependents/claiming-parents-on-taxes/
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FCKGW posted:If you provide for more than 50% of their support (pay their rent, buy their food, etc..) then yes. Can you claim anyone as a dependent? I have a couple of free loading cats
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Iron Crowned posted:Can you claim anyone as a dependent? I have a couple of free loading cats yeah but then you legally have to refer to them as furbabies
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ted hitler hunter posted:What prevents the federal reserve from funding a federal jobs program administered by a private corporation that they own stock in or using a bank as a middle man? legally probably nothing but it would just end up being a cash grab by BoA/JPMC/Wells etc regardless.
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jobs Jobs JOBS https://twitter.com/TorstenBell/status/1245404845114261504 (this is in the UK, normally you'd see numbers of about 1/10th this)
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Trump said: "This could be a hell of a bad two weeks. This is going to be a very bad two, and maybe three weeks. This is going to be three weeks like we’ve never seen before," which means you just know he's thinking two to three very bad months lol.
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BUG JUG posted:Trump said: "This could be a hell of a bad two weeks. This is going to be a very bad two, and maybe three weeks. This is going to be three weeks like we’ve never seen before," which means you just know he's thinking two to three very bad months lol. It seems the Universal Trump Translator is working, sir.
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RaySmuckles posted:isn't this kind of what's going on now? the younger generation is upset that the older one pulled the ladder up behind them, grossly retarding their ability thrive in society. there's a reason "student debt" is a large political issue. I’m only saying that 1848 and other national revolts were much more similar to the Colour Revolutions than Socialist revolutions. Where the Colour Revolutions were nationalist bourgeois revolutions to bring about a new neoliberal order, 1848 was the same for liberalism. The nature of multinational empires meant that economic and political power was not just concentrated by class, but also concentrated by whatever nationality happened to be the imperial centre. In the case of the Austrian Empire (later Austro-Hungarian), the Germans broadly and Austrians specifically were in, and Czechs, Hungarians, Italians and so on were out. If you wanted to be a composer, you had to go to Vienna. If you wanted to be a general, you had to go to Vienna. If you wanted to be an intellectual, you had to go to Vienna. Even then, you might be passed over for Germans. As an aside, much of the idea of a rivalry between Mozart and Salieri comes not from the lives of the men themselves, who by most accounts got along well, but from the later rivalry between German and Italian schools of music. It was emblematic - Salieri was Italian and had humble origins, a provincial outsider, while Mozart was German and had played before the Pope and Imperial Court as a child. You can look around today and see how the PMC act when their ambitions are frustrated. That was pretty much the driving factor behind the revolts in the multinational empires. Decorum poisoned libs angry about the distribution of power and wealth, not the arrangement of it. The educated liberals in the cities got the lower classes fired up to throw off the foreign yoke because they wanted to be in charge, and they were supported by local capitalists who wanted a bigger piece of the pie. Just like libs today, their #resistance was very aesthetic. Only paintings instead of pussy hats.    I’m a sucker for the aesthetics, but while the proletariat did much of the fighting and dying, it was also so the upper class spoke the same language as them.
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Doccykins posted:jobs Jobs JOBS This gives you a whole £317 monthly fyi
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LMAO check my last probation, Lightning Knight probed me for advocating tenant defense. Probably because they're a Euro that doesn't respect what life in America is like
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Lmao https://twitter.com/Otto_English/status/1245425321068953608?s=19
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Time to bailout the oil! *throws oil barrel overboard, causing it to pop open and spill into the ocean* Oh poo poo.
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Dog Toothbrush posted:LMAO check my last probation, Lightning Knight probed me for advocating tenant defense. Probably because they're a Euro that doesn't respect what life in America is like imagine complaining about probes in TYOOL 2020
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Is everybody ready for the daily 3:30 SELLOUT SHITSHOW!?!?!?!Dog Toothbrush posted:LMAO check my last probation, Lightning Knight probed me for advocating tenant defense. Probably because they're a Euro that doesn't respect what life in America is like You shouldn't be proud about a post that could get the feds called on you.
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Cpt_Obvious posted:Is everybody ready for the daily 3:30 SELLOUT SHITSHOW!?!?!?! so the endless calls to massacre olds and guillotine specific billionaires doesn't scare you but this does? do you happen to own land?
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Dog Toothbrush posted:so the endless calls to massacre olds and guillotine specific billionaires doesn't scare you but this does? No. There is a massive difference between talking about imaginary guillotines and the post you made. That's all I'm gonna say about that.
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pls dont talk about revolutionary violence it makes reformists that can pay their rent like me uneasy
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:pls dont talk about revolutionary violence it makes reformists that can pay their rent like me uneasy don’t worry, rent payers won’t be rounded up until at least the third or fourth pogrom
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