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by Saturday we'll be at 10% of the us population infected? lol this is me mentally extrapolating. not quoting any actual modeling edit 
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Fun Fact: snail used to be a slur for Lombards because they were slow to react to something once so that's why there are so many snails in medieval marginalia I guess it's still relevant
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PostNouveau posted:Well, eventually 98% of them will get better and they can be forced back to work. this kind of depends on the age of the average doctor and if they have hypertension, diabetes, etc
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SardonicTyrant posted:The problem is there are some smart solutions to this problem, but there are also some really dumb ones, and the US will choose the dumb ones every time. "We at the CDC have partnered with IBM, Microsoft, and Google to replace your doctors with an AI assistant."
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Mayor Dave posted:So our warehouse has been shipping for the last two weeks because the CEO decided that we qualified as essential (we definitely aren't) and today I found out that most of our senior management believe it's either a hoax or a Chinese bioweapon So, even if it is a Chinese bioweapon, that wouldn't change the need to stay away from other people and half nonessential business.
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Mayor Dave posted:So our warehouse has been shipping for the last two weeks because the CEO decided that we qualified as essential (we definitely aren't) and today I found out that most of our senior management believe it's either a hoax or a Chinese bioweapon if its a bioweapon wouldnt you take it very seriously like its designed to kill
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juche avocado posted:by Saturday we'll be at 10% of the us population infected? lol 100% actually
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MA had our second consecutive day with 30 deaths or more. https://twitter.com/wbz/status/1245441593261383680?s=20 Testing rate continues to fall, % positive continues to rise Lol gently caress
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edit: why did i try to impress people with my bad math skills
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Mayor Dave posted:So our warehouse has been shipping for the last two weeks because the CEO decided that we qualified as essential (we definitely aren't) and today I found out that most of our senior management believe it's either a hoax or a Chinese bioweapon
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I legitimately think the country is falling apart around us. In a month it is going to be loving bonkers. IF we even make it a month, christ.
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:this person is an idiot saying that the doctors in italy who had no choice but to give ventilators to younger, healthier people when they ran out is eugenics. That's exceptionally dumb considering the whole point of eugenics is eliminating traits from the gene pool and the elderly who don't already have are most certainly not going to start now
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mod sassinator posted:I legitimately think the country is falling apart around us. In a month it is going to be loving bonkers. IF we even make it a month, christ. the election is 100% getting called off because of this and there's gonna be riots. very cool!
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poty posted:300k people is 1% oh right
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https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1245417583903494150
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poty posted:if its a bioweapon wouldnt you take it very seriously like its designed to kill Hey man I'm not the one with the brain spiders, I think it's incredibly stupid as well
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Innocuous posted:there's a lot of daylight between the halves of that either/or clause Heard my CTO wondering aloud if the reason so many senior government officials in Iran were infected is because they tried to buy the virus as a bioweapon from China. Just utter brainworms
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juche avocado posted:oh right its not im wrong its 0.1%
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wow, president pelosi
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old beast lunatic posted:I hadn't thought about this too much but it is very true that you can't go anywhere in America without seeing tons (lol) of people so fat they have trouble breathing on a good day. And they reason America has so many obese people is that the election system got captured by the corn industry and got their forever subsidy; plus the state has no motivation to keep its own citizens healthy and spend less money on health care cost because the healthcare system is purely for profit.
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should I be making an offer on a house right now y/n
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Jon Irenicus posted:should I be making an offer on a house right now y/n How's your mortgage rate?
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bout to hit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLBuWIlfz_E
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Mayor Dave posted:So our warehouse has been shipping for the last two weeks because the CEO decided that we qualified as essential (we definitely aren't) and today I found out that most of our senior management believe it's either a hoax or a Chinese bioweapon I love the reasoning for the bioweapon thing, like the only thing you can say considering it started there is "they made a bet that they could contain it without imploding as a nation and that we couldn't, even with a big head start" and like, well what's it say that they were apparently right?
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Cities will absolutely be in a national guard enforced lockdown with soliders armed with real guns and humvees parked on street corners. Once enough police are sick and out of work, and enough random acts of violence like landlords getting shot start to pile up it's just an inevitability.
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:How's your mortgage rate? 3.35
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Marx Headroom posted:lol at these people completely missing the point of "wherever two or three gather together in my name" Welcome to the wonderful world of Biblical literalism
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Iron Crowned posted:We're not owned! We insist as we slowly transform into a wasteland. i'm not owned! i'm not owned! i insist as i'm dragged off to the raider stronghold
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/ashoswai/status/1245423635382308865 In spain they try to use the "patriotic" angle to make people shut up about it. Meanwhlle they are on television talking about the millions masks and everything they have on the ready. They are in full 1984 denial. Is barbaric, criminal. Many first responders are gonna die. Already 12.000+ medics and nurses.
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juche avocado posted:oh right As a rule of thumb you should multiply confirmed cases by 10 to get actual cases which covers people sick at home and never sought treatment, asymtomatic carriers and people still in the early stages of infection so we'll be at like 3 million on Saturday, yeah.-
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yeah i think india is gonna be a whole lot worse than the united states
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anime was right posted:yeah i think india is gonna be a whole lot worse than the united states 100% it will be, probably the worst in the world, it's just gonna be years and years before we get any real numbers on their outbreak
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anime was right posted:yeah i think india is gonna be a whole lot worse than the united states At some point they're just going to stop counting the dead bodies over there. The world will probably never know the true extent of this disaster. Prolly have about two weeks until we get there, strap in!
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india is run by an idiot who is also an actual fascist, and they have higher population density, and it's harder for them to isolate, and higher poverty. just gonna be some outright revolution poo poo. wouldnt be shocked if india balkanizes faster than the US.
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Epic High Five posted:I love the reasoning for the bioweapon thing, like the only thing you can say considering it started there is "they made a bet that they could contain it without imploding as a nation and that we couldn't, even with a big head start" and like, well what's it say that they were apparently right? The number #1 bioweapon strategy is to have it almost exclusively kill the elderly and infirm, and also to forget to develop a vaccine for it so it affects your country precisely as badly as the enemy's
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anime was right posted:india is run by an idiot who is also an actual fascist, and they have higher population density, and it's harder for them to isolate, and higher poverty. just gonna be some outright revolution poo poo. wouldnt be shocked if india balkanizes faster than the US. And partitioning India hasn’t gone well in the past...
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It's funny because no matter what narrative the right tries to latch onto (except china is lying about millions dead) is that it fatally undermines western white chauvinism
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Tei posted:In spain they try to use the "patriotic" angle to make people shut up about it. Yeah plus over time it's basically a war of attrition especially if this the vaccine takes 2-3 years to be available. Can you any country afford 2 -3 years of medical doctors and nurses dying off?
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anime was right posted:india is run by an idiot who is also an actual fascist, and they have higher population density, and it's harder for them to isolate, and higher poverty. just gonna be some outright revolution poo poo. wouldnt be shocked if india balkanizes faster than the US. India was never a nation state in the first place.
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