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Apraxin posted:governor potato has also apparently just realized that cornavirus cannot be defeated by prayer alone quote:
I love how he has to act like he's been just waiting, waiting, waiting for the right moment, rather than being screamed at by all sides from everywhere in the world that he needs to do this. It's far far far too late now, and tens of thousands of MS residents are going to die that didn't need to if he had done the right thing. But of course he's already begun the blame-shifting process by claiming he's been asking health experts every day about it. No you loving haven't, Tate, nobody loving believes you.
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Dustcat posted:god just likes to click the tornado button sometimes it's your own fault for not moving out of the way drat right, god is just up there doing things, muttering "if you little fucks acted like Jesus like I told you to, most of this poo poo wouldn't be so bad"
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congrats everyone, we did it!!
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What's the point of building a civilization Sim if you can't destroy it with the disaster bar
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Lokar posted:https://twitter.com/sarahspain/status/1245469289408323586?s=21 I need to have the same conversation but I don't know anyone who would take my kitties. I guess you can stipulate what shelter they go to. Ugh, now I've got sad brain. It will go away soon because I took a bunch of mushrooms earlier now that I don't have a job
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fermun posted:your husband would put your cats in a kill shelter if you died and didn't have a will saying not to do that? no it is if we both died: my parents hate animals and would probably just dump them off in a nearby shelter (yes, they wanted to vote for Bloomberg) I just need to talk to some friends or coworkers but I don’t have a will so ??? I have to write down my wishes on a napkin I guess
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Cats can definitely get it and spread it and serve as a non human reservoir but no one knows yet how contagious they are to humans
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Crazypoops posted:I'm praying for deliverance, from this existence. Oh poo poo, what if God said"gently caress it" and answered my prayer and he's taking out humanity with it. My bad guys. It's alright poo poo happens sometimes
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Homeless Friend posted:Good move imo About two years ago, on a hunch, I had my wife sell out a good chunk of our Roth IRA and pay off a lot of debt. I also had her move the traditional IRA to safer investments. I had her check it a few days ago and it was around the same as it was 2 years ago (when the stock market was ~27k), even after the crash. I figured this was the reason I had that feeling, and I would much rather keep my wife alive now than have an extra whatever in the bank when I'm 65. I am going to have to work until I die anyways since the growth on that IRA will never match inflation. The new stimulus bill allowed penalty-free withdrawal from IRAs, so I will be suckling on that teat for a while. SchrodingersCat has issued a correction as of 00:54 on Apr 2, 2020 |
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shovelbum posted:Cats can definitely get it and spread it and serve as a non human reservoir but no one knows yet how contagious they are to humans But they're fine yeah? Because if it kills the cats then holy gently caress why aren't we stopping this thing already
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CODChimera posted:The US death count per one million population is actually behind quite a few countries The number at this exact moment means nothing. It hit different countries at different times. The number that matters is what we are at when it's over.
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CODChimera posted:But they're fine yeah? Because if it kills the cats then holy gently caress why aren't we stopping this thing already It makes them quite sick I think?
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shovelbum posted:Cats can definitely get it and spread it and serve as a non human reservoir but no one knows yet how contagious they are to humans Cats can infect each other with coronavirus, Chinese study finds my older cat likes to sneeze directly in my face, and the other hobo cat likes to lick my husband nostrils
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shovelbum posted:Cats can definitely get it and spread it and serve as a non human reservoir but no one knows yet how contagious they are to humans 
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Lokar posted:Cats can infect each other with coronavirus, Chinese study finds Coming soon human fip lol
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I piss on god I piss on cats
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quote:About a week after the cat’s owner started showing symptoms, the cat also developed breathing difficulties, diarrhoea and vomiting goddamn my tiny condo is going to be disgusting
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We just passed a thousand dead in a day! Mazel tov!
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anime was right posted:fountains of wayne is named after a fountain store in wayne new jersey. they sell lawn fountains and lawn fountain accessories. That totally just jogged my memory about a scene in the Sopranos and sure enough, it's the same place.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:We just passed a thousand dead in a day! Mazel tov! Working hard, thank you!
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Well, bats are more like cats than rodents. Is know.
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lol still childishly, pathetically clinging to this '200k' figure as we woosh by 1,000 deaths a day at the very very bottom of the left side of the bell curve
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Lokar posted:Cats can infect each other with coronavirus, Chinese study finds just lmao if the BCG map is actually a map of pet cats per capita, with the lower cat ownership countries having less COVID because they have fewer animal reservoirs crawling around their homes
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Tei posted:Well, bats are more like cats than rodents. Is know. 
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if they have trouble sourcing them, i'm confident our nation's sewing circles will organize to start making these desperately needed body bags for our brave first responders
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My cat is really old so if she got sick then that'd be rip I think. 
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Bip Roberts posted:I piss on god I don't kink shame
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Epic High Five posted:just lmao if the BCG map is actually a map of pet cats per capita, with the lower cat ownership countries having less COVID because they have fewer animal reservoirs crawling around their homes Aren't italy and egypt both crawling with ferals
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https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1245463763526062084 whoopsie-doodle
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I think I read this book or one like it as a child
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Epic High Five posted:just lmao if the BCG map is actually a map of pet cats per capita, with the lower cat ownership countries having less COVID because they have fewer animal reservoirs crawling around their homes Turkey would have been 100% dead a month ago if this were true
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Clocks posted:My cat is really old so if she got sick then that'd be rip I think. Dunno if they get sick, just act as carriers
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are we the first to break 1k?
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i'm gonna take a gamble that holding on to this umbrella will enable me to fly like mary poppins as i step off the roof
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