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Epic High Five posted:just lmao if the BCG map is actually a map of pet cats per capita, with the lower cat ownership countries having less COVID because they have fewer animal reservoirs crawling around their homes had some serious lols here 
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juche avocado posted:don't post komo imo What if we get komo fomo
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Dustcat posted:i swear when this mess is sorted out ten or twenty years from now they're gonna find out the entire american right wing media apparatus was infiltrated and coopted by the russian government back in 2012 and laser targeted to destroy america from the inside No, they were co-opted by themselves and they are idiots, op
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if this poo poo ends april fools day forever it will have 100% been worth it
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facetoucher cat posted:My cat just went into the kitchen to grab a weapon he's so upset by this. What are you doing kitty?! No!! considering your cat is literally a facetoucher this should be a surprise to you least of all
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Originally I thought maybe I could survive, maybe, on a vent then today I came to the realization I wouldn't be a candidate for one. No hospital would ever give me the chance even if one was available. I'm never gonna be able to go camping again, I'm never gonna go anywhere but my apartment. I'm lucky I have my husband and cats and can just scream into the void but I have nothing to look forward to anymore
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Fellatio del Toro posted:if this poo poo ends april fools day forever it will have 100% been worth it
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stacy's mom had covid all along she got too close and now i'm achin' in both lungs
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Epic High Five posted:considering your cat is literally a facetoucher this should be a surprise to you least of all When I'm sleeping he puts his paws all over my face, it's annoying AF
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MoaM posted:gonna sharrrrrrrt MOrty all sorts of gambling and losing lately, huh
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pancake rabbit posted:stacy's mom Too soon
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memba wen APril Fool's on the internet made that big kerfuffle on that site? ..... Yeah, me either....
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Fellatio del Toro posted:if this poo poo ends april fools day forever it will have 100% been worth it
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re: Fuchi security - i've seen chuds posting about how hes helping the Clintons because of course
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pancake rabbit posted:had some serious lols here lmao WATCH OUT TWODAY I'M COMIN FOR YOUR CROWN
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facetoucher cat posted:When I'm sleeping he puts his paws all over my face, it's annoying AF Awww. That means he loves you. Or is hungry.
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facetoucher cat posted:When I'm sleeping he puts his paws all over my face, it's annoying AF have you considered charging your face with a mild electric current to discourage touching behavior?
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https://www.npr.org/sections/corona...-from-u-s-portsquote:"Foreign flagged vessels that loiter beyond U.S. territorial seas, particularly those registered to The Bahamas, that require a MEDEVAC to a shoreside facility should seek flag state support prior to seeking support from the limited facilities in the U.S.," quote:"Seventeen ships are lined up at Port Miami and Port Everglades, with more than a dozen others hovering miles offshore. Most have only crew aboard, but several still carrying passengers are steaming toward South Florida ports. In SEC filings Tuesday, Carnival said it has more than 6,000 passengers still at sea. New sailings were halted by all major lines on March 13." an armada of plaugeships waiting off the the coast of florida
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CODChimera posted:We should switch strategies and focus on saving the cats AGREED. Yeah they may be jerks and bird murderers but they're easily still better than 60% of humans.
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CODChimera posted:We should switch strategies and focus on saving the cats This is turbo hosed from a leftist perspective imo
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jetz0r posted:https://www.npr.org/sections/corona...-from-u-s-ports solution: let them form an orderly queue in the ocean, then we will we evacuate cohorts of people on specific days according to their birthplace. hire me taskforce.
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facetoucher cat posted:Originally I thought maybe I could survive, maybe, on a vent then today I came to the realization I wouldn't be a candidate for one. No hospital would ever give me the chance even if one was available. 
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shovelbum posted:Aren't italy and egypt both crawling with ferals My extremely specific time to shine! Egypt has unfathomly many cats wandering around, it's great  Italy has a pretty normal/low number of cats. Like, they have stray cats but no more than most places and not any sort of like, major cat colonies
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You guys would have been awesome during the pursuit of the Boston bomber. I bet blue jeans and women in pants have a better correlation than cats
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:You are addicted to cat and dog phone posting but iirc I think I got this gang tag hell yeah
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Dog Toothbrush posted:You guys would have been awesome during the pursuit of the Boston bomber. I bet blue jeans and women in pants have a better correlation than cats They're also reservoirs but even more contagious so yes, but those risks are better understood
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I bet another type of pussy will spread this heyoooo. A reminder not to eat rear end in these troubled times.
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MoaM posted:solution: let them form an orderly queue in the ocean, then we will we evacuate cohorts of people on specific days according to their birthplace. I wonder if any of the plague ships are small enough to make it to Chicago by water.
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Dog Toothbrush posted:You guys would have been awesome during the pursuit of the Boston bomber. I bet blue jeans and women in pants have a better correlation than cats the boston bomber threads on SA fell for every piece of wrong information they could find
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scary ghost dog posted:the boston bomber threads on SA fell for every piece of wrong information they could find The Brown Moses approach to crime investigation?
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