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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Likely coronavirus complications

https://twitter.com/brynstole/status/1245525931432783874

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BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

Xaris posted:

it probably doesn't help unless you have a supplemental oxygen tank/machine with them (which a lot do), but i don't see how it'd make the problem worse.

they aerosolize the virus and apparently anybody who gets to the point of needing them in addition to supplemental oxygen will just end up intubated anyway

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
oh, in terms of spreading, yeah. i wasn't thinking of that ,moreso it doesn't make it worse on an individual physiological-case basis.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I work for a pharmaceutical manufacturer and they're planning on setting up a 24/7 manned roadblock at the parking lot where you have to get your temperature taken while sitting in your car. Instead of not leaving my house I'm working a lot more than I usually do, so I'm already dead tired and with hundreds of people running around the site every day once somebody does bring it in we're probably all hosed. That's assuming they haven't already, several people have mysteriously disappeared which has of course done a lot to allay people's fears of being at risk as we get daily propaganda about how important it is for everybody to be there and we should not go anywhere else but work so we don't get sick, but my actual only risk of getting sick is going to work.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

they're running a ridiculous deal right now

five roast beef sandwiches for $10. no coupons. load me up with that wet meat roast beef daddy

I remember the 5 for 5

e: eat for lunch and dinner

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/1245540001280151552

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

peepsalot posted:

post your new fave apolalypse songs itt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCdUfAE5Rz8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX_TFkut1PM

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

facetoucher cat posted:

I remember the 5 for 5

e: eat for lunch and dinner

oh yeah same. that was literally my family's poo poo in 1995.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


peepsalot posted:

post your new fave apolalypse songs itt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCdUfAE5Rz8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrrCZNfvbDo

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

they're running a ridiculous deal right now

five roast beef sandwiches for $10. no coupons. load me up with that wet meat roast beef daddy

doing your part

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
I've eaten arby's exactly once and will never do it again.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

KaptainKrunk posted:

INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK IS BACK BABY

TRUMP BUX TRUMP BUX TRUMP BUX TRUMP BUX

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

this pandemic is gonna take out every restaurant except taco bell and wean us off of toilet paper with the 3 seashells

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1245539683221868544?s=20

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Spoondick posted:

this pandemic is gonna take out every restaurant except taco bell and wean us off of toilet paper with the 3 seashells

we will never handshake the same ever again either

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

DryGoods posted:

that robot butler scene from Rocky IV

I was thinking about that on my walk to work yesterday for some reason

just can't get that poo poo out of my head

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Spoondick posted:

this pandemic is gonna take out every restaurant except taco bell and wean us off of toilet paper with the 3 seashells

sex will be completely virtual

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

'whaddya want, c'mon.. they're old people! old people die, sometimes they just die. we miss them and love them dearly, but sometimes old people's lungs just *poof* they're done! they give up and they die and life goes on'

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Plinkey posted:

doing your part



blend that all together for a Meat Shake

peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

        PEEP THIS...
           BITCH!

mod sassinator posted:

we will never handshake the same ever again either
time to adopt polite bow as greetings.
china/east asia had the right idea all along.

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

The CARES act is a piece of poo poo. The only good thing is the 600/wk no questions asked but I’m sure they’ll find a way to gently caress that up too.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

blend that all together for a Meat Shake

asmr plinkey eats 3 lbs of roast beef, plz like and subscribe

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

rip to left femur fracture

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008

This is gonna kill millions of Americans and you’ll never hear about it

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
God willing my cause of death is PENDING

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

pending doom

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Marx Headroom posted:

rip to left femur fracture

femure fractures are scary, they're huge bones and you can bleed out from them in seconds with a bad enough fracture

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Marx Headroom posted:

God willing my cause of death is PENDING

2 covidians

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral


i think someone said this earlier, but if global civilization's still here in 20 years, there's gonna be a whole lot of little footnote news stories on the lines of 'country x revises death toll from 2020 coronavirus pandemic - virus may have killed 30% more than originally thought' and people will go 'huh, interesting' and never think about it again

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





with Trump "take a gamble" means always go with the best possible outcome (no matter how unlikely) requiring the least amount of effort

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

DryGoods posted:

blend that all together for a Meat Shake

add a dollop of ranch to enhance the shake!

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

scary ghost dog posted:

the boston bomber threads on SA fell for every piece of wrong information they could find

i tried to get people to go with facts then but lol BROWN PEOPLE PHOTOS!

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

jesus, this is a rough one

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

Willias posted:


I'm more afraid of what paranoid goons will do with firearms.

Don't worry, comrade, like I said I'm from a chud state so I've been using guns since I was a toddler. They're all safely locked up, etc. But if I see a confederate flag they're coming out

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Over Easy posted:

sex will be completely virtual

lol if you think i haven’t been hogging my wife raw since the start of our lockdown

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013


well this is just awful

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

empty whippet box posted:

jesus, this is a rough one
there’s been a few tough days ones in the last couple of days
https://mobile.twitter.com/NYTObits/status/1245494918560309253

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

This is gonna kill millions of Americans and you’ll never hear about it

lol when the census is finished it'll somehow show 5 million fewer people than in 2010. trump will claim this is because of all the MS-13 members he has deported

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
I've been hawking the SMILE OR DIE video on the forums for years. It's just so drat percipient and insightful. And now the last few months have proven it accurate yet again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5um8QWWRvo


Just god drat. trump, like bush, trusted his "gut feeling" over anything material. It is so loving delusional!!!!!

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Mean Baby
May 28, 2005


he didn't come back

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