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naem
May 29, 2011

with the whole world focused on this you’d think they could get a test kit up and running to churn it out and get it to people, ditto masks etc.

like it could take a month to get them made and start shipping but no

there’d be money in it even as world governments throw money at such basic measures

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

so what you're saying is invest in companies that synthesize it right

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

naem posted:

with the whole world focused on this you’d think they could get a test kit up and running to churn it out and get it to people, ditto masks etc.

like it could take a month to get them made and start shipping but no

there’d be money in it even as world governments throw money at such basic measures

It turns out that mobilizing the entire Earth and its 7.5 billion people towards one goal while still providing quality of life services and infrastructure under multitudinous national, state, local, and private organizational structures just can't be wished into happening whenever it's needed for instant results.
I know that SEEMS annoying, but it turns out that's actually more difficult than one may think!!

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

anyone make a coronavirus porno yet? Asking because I'm making one

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
why doesnt that lovely article say what the other options in the poll were

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
I hope you guys are scared. This is about as deathly is anything and I have had swine flu. It is awful. I have provided to my famil. I decided to take my family to ireland during swine flu. I have 4 sisters and a brother there. Oh yeah a father that I didnt meet until 9/10 01. I wish that i was kidding

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


loving 37% said hydroxychloroquine was the most effecting treatment beating out NOTHING being the most effective treatment by a whopping 5%.

Ie 32% of respondents said not giving the patient any drugs was one of the best treatments.

And on top of that, 4% said the US was already past the peak of contagion, ie they’re morons.

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived

SHARIA LAW SCHOOL posted:

My neighborhood in Brooklyn is getting a little tense.



they ain't wrong

source: also in brooklyn

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽

meat police posted:

anyone make a coronavirus porno yet? Asking because I'm making one

Is anyone making a porno right now?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

drunkb posted:

I hope you guys are scared. This is about as deathly is anything and I have had swine flu. It is awful. I have provided to my famil. I decided to take my family to ireland during swine flu. I have 4 sisters and a brother there. Oh yeah a father that I didnt meet until 9/10 01. I wish that i was kidding

I take famil to Poland for Corona?

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

Sakara123 posted:

I mean yes. But no one seems to be reporting on the VERY serious side effects that do occur regularly. There is a VERY good reason we don't give this to everyone suspected of having malaria.

TLDR ; If you have any existing medical conditions, are a child/infant/pregnant or elderly, are currently taking any other medications. There is a good chance this drug will do a lot of harm to you.

It may be possible that such caveats will be explained to anyone who might have the option of actually taking this, but certainly call them up and express your concerns.

Also msnbc and cnn have been reporting on the very serious side effects ever since that guy died of fish food and they acted like taking random unmeasured amounts of fishfood is the same as taking this.

Relayer fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Apr 2, 2020

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

meat police posted:

anyone make a coronavirus porno yet? Asking because I'm making one

I’m manufacturing a Covid19 shaped butt plug we should team up

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Harminoff posted:

Is anyone making a porno right now?

Yeh I am but it's not about corona, it's about John William Waterhouse.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Hydroxychloroquine voted most effective covid19 treatment (37%) edging out both “rub some dirt on it” (32%) and “quit being such a pussy” (29%).

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
southerner chiming in here to say we really are a bunch of loving dumb-dumbs down here, no one has taken the spread of covid seriously until pretty much just now, people had to be yelled at to stop bumbling over each other in the parks because BAH GAWD YOU CAN'T KEEP A SOUTHANAH FROM SPRING-UH!!!

ga has aqcuired hellstate status

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
New breakthrough: pussy cures covid

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

meat police posted:

anyone make a coronavirus porno yet? Asking because I'm making one

Covid69, this is a freebie

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Colonel Cancer posted:

New breakthrough: pussy cures covid

So none of us are getting out alive

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

StrangersInTheNight posted:

BAH GAWD YOU CAN'T KEEP A SOUTHANAH FROM SPRING-UH!!!

The hell does that even mean?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

kdrudy posted:

So none of us are getting out alive

Rubbing some dirt on it is almost equally effective :wink:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

FlamingLiberal posted:

I see they found the secret 3rd member of LMFAO

SHOTS (x16)

NOBODY

SHOTS (x16)

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

meat police posted:

anyone make a coronavirus porno yet? Asking because I'm making one

No one cares you jerk off bro

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

StrangersInTheNight posted:

southerner chiming in here to say we really are a bunch of loving dumb-dumbs down here, no one has taken the spread of covid seriously until pretty much just now, people had to be yelled at to stop bumbling over each other in the parks because BAH GAWD YOU CAN'T KEEP A SOUTHANAH FROM SPRING-UH!!!

ga has aqcuired hellstate status

Become Sherman reborn and burn you are state to ash

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Deaths in Iceland doubled overnight.

to 4

They're up to 1,319 cases with 20,390 tests done, or about 5.75% of the country. The results still show 50% are asymptomatic.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Vakal posted:

Doesn't excuse the poor spelling.

which word there do you believe to be misspelled? or am I missed a joke here

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
what floored me about living in the rural south is I know almost every house has multiple guns, yet the gun stores have been bought out

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Deaths in Iceland doubled overnight.

to 4

They're up to 1,319 cases with 20,390 tests done, or about 5.75% of the country. The results still show 50% are asymptomatic.

Is it one big family?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

mrfart posted:

Is it one big family?

Basically

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Colonel Cancer posted:

Covid69, this is a freebie

Caused by ARSE-PiV-2

OlmanRiver
Mar 30, 2011
That 50% are asymptomatic thing, does that mean that they have the virus and dont feel sick and won't feel sick? Or just dont feel sick yet and are going to feel sick?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/jeffmason1/status/1245842817706012674
:cripes:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1245843104843870210
:cripes::cripes:

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
Don’t Icelanders literally expose their kids to the elements for extended periods of time to toughen them up? They might be a bit tougher than you and me

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

OlmanRiver posted:

That 50% are asymptomatic thing, does that mean that they have the virus and dont feel sick and won't feel sick? Or just dont feel sick yet and are going to feel sick?

The current guess is that half of them will remain asymptomatic carriers.

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

Alan Smithee posted:

No one cares you jerk off bro

I can only cum to Hydroxychloroquine prescription fraud so buddy im trying

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Zugzwang posted:

Don’t Icelanders literally expose their kids to the elements for extended periods of time to toughen them up? They might be a bit tougher than you and me

I was born in December, as an infant my mother would leave me on the front steps when I took naps "to get fresh air". There was no concern about kidnapping in Reykjavík either, I guess.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Mooey Cow posted:

Caused by ARSE-PiV-2

It better involve a lot of coughing at dicks

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Zugzwang posted:

Don’t Icelanders literally expose their kids to the elements for extended periods of time to toughen them up? They might be a bit tougher than you and me

Are you thinking of Spartans

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

meat police posted:

anyone make a coronavirus porno yet? Asking because I'm making one

The answer is highly disappointing. Basically it's normal plain rear end amateur porn but with the title saying they did it during quarantine.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Play posted:

which word there do you believe to be misspelled? or am I missed a joke here

were != we're

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Beware the Yule Lads.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Christmas_folklore#Yule_Lads

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