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VectorSigma posted:breaking: rugby island devastated by spacegodzilla death corona god loving damnit sprotsball is canceled AGAIN!
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:11 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 12:59 |
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It's rugby league, so you have to make sure there aren't any dogs on the island.
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:11 |
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so is rand paul dead yet he tested positive march 22, and the last news thing i saw about him was march 24 when he was pushing gun stores as essential business
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:11 |
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fermun posted:Thurs April 2 - 28,239 positives, 117,689 tests, 24.0% positive results what are the models for the correction factor to the real number infected based on this?
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:12 |
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fermun posted:Thurs April 2 - 28,239 positives, 117,689 tests, 24.0% positive results We'll be able to best guess it based on avg deaths vs previous year or whatever. That may also catch a lot of "died of unrelated thing because hospital was full" but I feel like that counts when looking at our dipshit response to this pandemic
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:12 |
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no way that card could be real. it's too on the nose and magic would never dona kaiju set, but lmfao here we are, 2020, the year of God wherein all m anner of madness is not only welcomed, it's allowed.
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:14 |
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Wife was exposed to someone who tested positive for Covid-19 and for the past three days she's had the worst dry cough Ive ever heard a fever, fatigue and aching joints. Won't fgiver her a test unless she's getting admitted to the ER. She seems to be recovering thankfully but was it the Roni? Literally will never know.
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:14 |
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Jonny 290 posted:Yeah i know my grumble could come across as WORK ETHIC but really we need ubi + automation + 20h week Capitalism is supposed to allocate resources efficiently but it turns out "efficiently" just means "in a way that some people can feel superior to other people" and I loving hate it
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:14 |
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Sedisp posted:Wife was exposed to someone who tested positive for Covid-19 and for the past three days she's had the worst dry cough Ive ever heard a fever, fatigue and aching joints. Won't fgiver her a test unless she's getting admitted to the ER. She seems to be recovering thankfully but was it the Roni? Literally will never know. she got ronnied
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:15 |
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LentThem posted:so is rand paul dead yet I hope so, we could use some good news
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:15 |
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/Agenzia_Italia/status/1245772406091845633?s=20 free market binch
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:15 |
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LentThem posted:so is rand paul dead yet So far it seems like only cool people die so I'm going to assume Rand is fine and coughing on his neighbor's mail
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:16 |
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Sedisp posted:Wife was exposed to someone who tested positive for Covid-19 and for the past three days she's had the worst dry cough Ive ever heard a fever, fatigue and aching joints. Won't fgiver her a test unless she's getting admitted to the ER. She seems to be recovering thankfully but was it the Roni? Literally will never know. might find out if they develop a titer test at some point it the far future, but yeah there are so many more cases than being reported its insane.
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:16 |
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mod sassinator posted:she got ronnied I assume but it'd be nice to know if she's got immunity or she just got a one in a million flu.
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:16 |
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first thing im gonna do when we get out of here is get some fancy chocolate eggs
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:17 |
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:might find out if they develop a titer test at some point it the far future, but yeah there are so many more cases than being reported its insane. i am an expert in titer tests btw
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:18 |
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No virus but the class virus
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:18 |
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Sedisp posted:Wife was exposed to someone who tested positive for Covid-19 and for the past three days she's had the worst dry cough Ive ever heard a fever, fatigue and aching joints. Won't fgiver her a test unless she's getting admitted to the ER. She seems to be recovering thankfully but was it the Roni? Literally will never know. Yeah that sounds very classical 'roni'd; internet doctoring webmding poo poo from a series of tubes to you, but i would unquestionably say that was the roni if i was a doctor. it might be a bit more "well solid chance it was but possibly not" if not for the fact she was exposed to someone who was confirmed, that p much shoots it in 99% territory right there. i may have had a very mild to asymptomatic case of the 'roni for most of march, but i did not get a straight up fever or involuntary cough so i'll never know either. welcome to the "we'll never know" club. Xaris has issued a correction as of 01:21 on Apr 3, 2020 |
# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:18 |
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"mr paul, is there anything you'd like to say before we intubate you? it may be your last chance" "the gun is good"
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:19 |
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I hate america
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:19 |
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one of my friends has already gotten his federal covid-19 stimulus money. WTF?! I'm so angry lmao
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:19 |
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https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1245855323966980096
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:20 |
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Stereotype posted:Capitalism is supposed to allocate resources efficiently but it turns out "efficiently" just means "in a way that some people can feel superior to other people" and I loving hate it like, as a person that DID work for a short stint in a mcdonalds, it's already robotic assembly. It's just that one part of the robotic assembly process still 'requires' a human that is CONSTANTLY running around hitting CANCEL on an infinite, never ending series of shrill deep fryer and grill timers and squirting exactly 2.0 pumps not 1.7 not 2.2 of mayo onto a loving burger. The sole reason that position exists is so lovely customers can yell at a lovely manager who can then turn around and visibly yell at a sweating, exhausted person trying to make people's food the exact same way every time.
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:20 |
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Taintrunner posted:
yikes-a-roni
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:22 |
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Taintrunner posted:
Great time to kick off a new business, what with everyone penniless and terrified of human contact
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:22 |
If by "allocate resources efficiently" you mean "shift everything to equity-based compensation for the executive team while ratcheting up share buybacks to unprecedented levels" then yes you described how capitalism works. WOuldn't it be hilarious if entry level workers got equity based compensation, hahahah could you even loving imagine what those morons would do with all that money.
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:23 |
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Jonny 290 posted:like, as a person that DID work for a short stint in a mcdonalds, it's already robotic assembly. It's just that one part of the robotic assembly process still 'requires' a human that is CONSTANTLY running around hitting CANCEL on an infinite, never ending series of shrill deep fryer and grill timers and squirting exactly 2.0 pumps not 1.7 not 2.2 of mayo onto a loving burger. The sole reason that position exists is so lovely customers can yell at a lovely manager who can then turn around and visibly yell at a sweating, exhausted person trying to make people's food the exact same way every time. capitalism theater we need the boomers to think capitalism is still alive or else they won't go away peacefully
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:23 |
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facetoucher cat posted:one of my friends has already gotten his federal covid-19 stimulus money. WTF?! I'm so angry lmao lol what, the 1200? they sure it isn't like their normal tax return or smtg?
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:23 |
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https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/5dm8bx/leaked-amazon-memo-details-plan-to-smear-fired-warehouse-organizer-hes-not-smart-or-articulate https://twitter.com/pblest/status/1245864446263607296 this has probably already been posted but is there like a strike fund i can contribute to
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:23 |
the phrase "side hustle" is loving poison in my ears
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:23 |
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I like to pretend me and everyone one I love have the roni and we’re all asymptomatic
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:23 |
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hmm you don't say
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:23 |
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Jonny 290 posted:like, as a person that DID work for a short stint in a mcdonalds, it's already robotic assembly. It's just that one part of the robotic assembly process still 'requires' a human that is CONSTANTLY running around hitting CANCEL on an infinite, never ending series of shrill deep fryer and grill timers and squirting exactly 2.0 pumps not 1.7 not 2.2 of mayo onto a loving burger. The sole reason that position exists is so lovely customers can yell at a lovely manager who can then turn around and visibly yell at a sweating, exhausted person trying to make people's food the exact same way every time. While I've worked some non-tech jobs, I've never actually worked a customer facing service industry job and I am incredibly privileged to be able to say that and am extraordinarily nice to everyone I meet who does because everyone seems legitimately happy when I do, since it apparently doesn't happen much.
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:24 |
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Perplx posted:I like to pretend me and everyone one I love have the roni and we’re all asymptomatic you got something even better, the *crack* *ping* now go spread it
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:25 |
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Meanwhile biden won't criticize lmao
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:25 |
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tertiary hustle
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:25 |
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Taintrunner posted:
Why can't I lack motivation? Because that's the cause. I gave up on life a long time ago, and that's OK.
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:26 |
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My county just had its first death. We only have 17 cases giving us a mortality rate of 5.8%. Dude was in his 50s and we don't have an overwhelmed health system. Haha I've been making tasteless jokes to cope all day
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 01:26 |
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Charles 2 of Spain posted:It's rugby league, so you have to make sure there aren't any dogs on the island. Unfortunately, I understand that reference.
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:the phrase "side hustle" is loving poison in my ears companies sure love it when their employees have side hustles and little moonlight jobs under the table
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