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Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Wife guessed correctly, this has been my quarantine jam:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L6xyaeiV58

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Meatbag Esq.
May 3, 2006

Hmm which internet meme should go here again?
Guess:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Kawasaki Nun posted:

No Justice No Peace. Threw a little in a little Malcolm to go with Mr.Nice's Martin. Posting is politics. We are going to get a senator elected.

Also well done on making your case, noticed you halved ew's sentence. That's some quality lawyering, I know who to call next time a dipshit troll gets me.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Looks like the Above the Law guy made it.

https://twitter.com/DavidLat/status/1245419225721733122

Fun fact: 70%+ of COVID-19 patients who get put on a ventilator do not pull through.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Florida now under stay at home order. We’re definitely not essential. Don’t know what’s up with civil court though.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Partner at my firm who was on a ventilator has been discharged. He’s back in the office.

Jk he was basically told stay home two weeks or be expelled

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Partner at my firm who was on a ventilator has been discharged. He’s back in the office.

Jk he was basically told stay home two weeks or be expelled

That's good news, twice.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Vox Nihili posted:

Be that as it may, almost everyone else here with the notable exception of Toona is also a lawyer.

lol

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Gf guessed killing in the name of by RATM.

Actual song: What is Love by Haddaway

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE
I can't remember what the wife guessed but it was way off. Let's assume it was this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgvogQomSzc

But the song I was thinking of was this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME2PT1bxUJA

MayakovskyMarmite
Dec 5, 2009
I assume Biglaw clients are pushing down hard on legal spend? Going to be some firms blow up because they are too reliant on certain industries.

Alaemon
Jan 4, 2009

Proctors are guardians of the sanctity and integrity of legal education, therefore they are responsible for the nourishment of the soul.

blarzgh posted:

The final music Post a Day Challenge Day 6 Challenge of Posting a Song.

Talk to the person closest to you, husband, wife, brother, mother, your favorite member of the Taco Truck Menage, EW in purgatory, whatever. Tell them, "I'm doing a challenge - you're supposed to guess what song I'm thinking of right now."

Post their answer.

Bonus points for posting the song you were thinking of if they got it wrong.

Extra Extra bonus if they got it right (we're on the honor system, here, you fucks.)

The guess:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1GdeMHiO0w

The answer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4OYKjG6I6A

I'll show myself out.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
When I put the challenge to EW, I was thinking of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YejxyaFyUHc

EW guessed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzLHU6S4oic

When I read EW's guess I was thinking of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3svM4LjoEOE

I love it when two people are so very much on the same wavelength. We were meant to be.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Discendo Vox posted:

I love it when two people are so very much on the same wavelength. We were meant to be.

Gross. Stay at least 6 feet away from eachother at all times.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

Thread delivers. This game is real fun.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
video game chat just isn't the same with Reeses sulking :(

echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.
I’ve spent the quarantine playing the Phoenix Wright series, and it turns out it’s as good as everybody said it was like 15 years ago.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

echopapa posted:

I’ve spent the quarantine playing the Phoenix Wright series, and it turns out it’s as good as everybody said it was like 15 years ago.

I keep trying to get people to play Aviary Attorney. It's great!

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I will get around to scoring tonight, this is your last chance for make up posts!

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

blarzgh posted:

I will get around to scoring tonight, this is your last chance for make up posts!

It's pretty presumptuous to think you're going to score tonight, before anyone has made up with you.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

blarzgh posted:

I will get around to scoring tonight, this is your last chance for make up posts!

You're the one who's gonna be making poo poo up so I dunno what you want me to do

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
sine i know you guys are giant freaking nerds and i just skimmed through 10 pages of youtube links i didnt click, click this poo poo instead

astartes part 5 is out babyyyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoCcpMW8fSs

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

mastershakeman posted:

sine i know you guys are giant freaking nerds and i just skimmed through 10 pages of youtube links i didnt click, click this poo poo instead

astartes part 5 is out babyyyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoCcpMW8fSs

Sweet Corvus on the great knight





Lol


e. I wrote grey knight and it autocorrected which is unacceptable.

Phil Moscowitz fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Apr 3, 2020

zzyzx
Mar 2, 2004

blarzgh posted:

Day 4 of Quarantine Day Music of the Day Challenge:

Post the song you've probably logged the most minutes working/studying to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_OKigBRqBI

blarzgh posted:

Day 5 of the Post a Youtube Song Video About Whatever I fuckin tell you to

This challenge requires you to post the Title/Most Prominent/Feature song from a Movie Soundtrack that you actually bought. I'll let you pick the soundtrack if you have multiple options (weirdo), but its got to be the title song, even if thats not your favorite from the album. If you paid 99 cents on iTunes for just the single, it doesn't count. If you have to go back 20 years to the last time you bought a full CD soundtrack, you gotta do it.

If (you're lying) you've never purchased a full soundtrack (bullshit) then you are automatically docked 2 points; however, you can make a saving throw by admitting you're a liar, and posting Title/Most Prominent/Feature song from the sound track of the last movie you went on a date to see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzllVlzzeuo

blarzgh posted:

The final music Post a Day Challenge Day 6 Challenge of Posting a Song.

Talk to the person closest to you, husband, wife, brother, mother, your favorite member of the Taco Truck Menage, EW in purgatory, whatever. Tell them, "I'm doing a challenge - you're supposed to guess what song I'm thinking of right now."

Post their answer.

Bonus points for posting the song you were thinking of if they got it wrong.

Extra Extra bonus if they got it right (we're on the honor system, here, you fucks.)

Her answer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc

Actual answer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVhJ_A8XUgc

terrorist ambulance
Nov 5, 2009

One of my favorite internet memes.

https://imgur.com/a/kCqwiC8

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Our twice weekly office zoom conference was 90% about Tiger King.

Not positive Carole Baskin killed her wife but 100% positive she forged his POA. Adding "in the event of my disappearance" to all of our estate planning documents.

GamingHyena fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Apr 3, 2020

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

GamingHyena posted:

Our twice weekly office zoom conference was 90% about Tiger King.

Not positive Carole Baskin killed her wife but 100% positive she forged his POA. Adding "in the event of my disappearance" to all of our estate planning documents.

Dude, she has a self-confessed history of DV ("I had to throw a potato at him" sure)

I mean, a tiger wouldn't eat a person, that's crazy. You'd have to cover them in sardine oil or something.

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


I am somehow both on Team Carole and think she killed her husband.

zzyzx
Mar 2, 2004

I thought her husband's plane crashed on the trip south to shack up with young Costa Rican prostitutes.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
I figured that Carol knows her husband is dead, but she wasnt the triggerwoman.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Alemon: I commend your bravery. 10 for the guess, 1 for your choice.

bighead: pretty good: 8, and 7

Echo: lol, 7 and 8

Evil Weasel: 7 and 3 shared with DV, but an addition 3 points for participating from jail.

Ewok: The circle comes full circle, comrade. 15.

Fish: Close enough! 6 and 6

Joat Mon: "... as we watched the Goonies again..." 1 and 6.

Kalman: I trust that circumstance has prevented participation and present you a pair of points, 10 and 10

Meatbag: What a strange world you two live in. 6 and 6 bc I dont know.

Munin: Missed posting deadline, complimentary 10 and 5 points awarded.

Nice: I'm giving your GF 13 and you 0

Phil: Pretty Dark in the Moscowitz household, 4 and 7

Sly Frog: I'll allow it! 9.

Sullat: My condolences. 10 plus 2 sympathy points.

Terrorist Ambulance: Trump give you 5, but Bernie Sanders taxes you -9 because you're doing too well

tokelau: Our first winner! 10 and 10, a full 20 spot.

Toona: When she graduates undergrad, itll be less cute, 7 and 8.

Ulmont: Do you only listen to songs/albums/bands with the word "victim" in them? Is this a cry for help? 10 points are on the way.1

Vox Dis: 7 and you and EW will share a 3 spot.

Whitlam: Ok ok, honest, 4 and 5

Zzyx: makeup posts - 9 for day 4, a big hell yeah 10 for day 5, and wtf?? 8 for her guess and 0 for your song.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I will proceed to update the tallies in my spreadsheet, and be advised, the Person (or persons in the event of a tie) will be awarded the grand prize! I will be mailing (pm'ing you) a tasteful, nude photo of myself to you that really highlights my sensuousness and masculinity.

Everyone stand by for the results!!!!!

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Joe Exotic did nothing wrong

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

blarzgh posted:

Alemon: I commend your bravery. 10 for the guess, 1 for your choice.

bighead: pretty good: 8, and 7

Echo: lol, 7 and 8

Evil Weasel: 7 and 3 shared with DV, but an addition 3 points for participating from jail.

Ewok: The circle comes full circle, comrade. 15.

Fish: Close enough! 6 and 6

Joat Mon: "... as we watched the Goonies again..." 1 and 6.

Kalman: I trust that circumstance has prevented participation and present you a pair of points, 10 and 10

Meatbag: What a strange world you two live in. 6 and 6 bc I dont know.

Munin: Missed posting deadline, complimentary 10 and 5 points awarded.

Nice: I'm giving your GF 13 and you 0

Phil: Pretty Dark in the Moscowitz household, 4 and 7

Sly Frog: I'll allow it! 9.

Sullat: My condolences. 10 plus 2 sympathy points.

Terrorist Ambulance: Trump give you 5, but Bernie Sanders taxes you -9 because you're doing too well

tokelau: Our first winner! 10 and 10, a full 20 spot.

Toona: When she graduates undergrad, itll be less cute, 7 and 8.

Ulmont: Do you only listen to songs/albums/bands with the word "victim" in them? Is this a cry for help? 10 points are on the way.1

Vox Dis: 7 and you and EW will share a 3 spot.

Whitlam: Ok ok, honest, 4 and 5

Zzyx: makeup posts - 9 for day 4, a big hell yeah 10 for day 5, and wtf?? 8 for her guess and 0 for your song.

like you have 13 of anything to give. yeah she's loving awesome

Kalman
Jan 17, 2010

Yeah... circumstance...

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
blarzgh thank you for a well executed diversion and thanks to everyone for posting cool tunes to choom to


Also did everyone see how bad blarzgh got owned in the legal advice thread lol

blarzgh posted:

The Blarzgh Flu is the one that give you a huge dick

Outrail posted:

Does that make you an asymptomatic carrier?

Toona the Cat
Jun 9, 2004

The Greatest
She’s 33, jerk.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I know you're all on the edge of your seats, refreshing your pms! In an incredible twist! the results are.....





















A 21 WAY TIE!!!!

Thanks for playing everybody and for all the hot jams, and a special thanks to Toona's GF from her biology 101 notes!

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Because of this unprecedented result, and my laziness of not wanting to send 21 individual PMs, you can all download the prize from this link:

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EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

blarzgh posted:

I know you're all on the edge of your seats, refreshing your pms! In an incredible twist! the results are.....



















https://youtu.be/t8EMx7Y16Vo

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