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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


jared's mad cause he can't sell off the federal stockpile now that people know what's in it

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Zyme
Aug 15, 2000

wonder who is he referring to as "our" in the "our stockpile"? oh poo poo, he is referring to himself personally isn't he? the national stockpiles are meant only for him personally and his direct family, not for the states.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Dustcat posted:

RVs are gross

don't mind me, just drivin around w/ 75 gallons on poop of board, tee hee hope i don't need a sludge enema lol

the old RV'ers trick is to dump a bucket of ice cubes down the toilet and flush before you drive to the next location. as you drive, it jostles and basically grinds up all the poop in your black tank, and then melts. when you get at your destination you hook up the sewer drain and let everything blast out.

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Congrats guys, we finally stopped school shootings

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



those were supplies for Washington DC and idk national parks I guess

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrBr0l25Bxc&t=5s

OUR STOCKPILE

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Xaris posted:

Yeah that sounds very classical 'roni'd; internet doctoring webmding poo poo from a series of tubes to you, but i would unquestionably say that was the roni if i was a doctor. it might be a bit more "well solid chance it was but possibly not" if not for the fact she was exposed to someone who was confirmed, that p much shoots it in 99% territory right there.

i may have had a very mild to asymptomatic case of the 'roni for most of march, but i did not get a straight up fever or involuntary cough so i'll never know either. welcome to the "we'll never know" club.

there was an article i read a few days ago where they said a chinese study had found that a bunch of the "asymptomatic" cases actually had gastrointestinal symptoms like nausea, diarrhea, etc and i had a week or two or intermittent flare-ups of that so i also wonder and will never know if i had it

Zyme
Aug 15, 2000

Jonny 290 posted:

the old RV'ers trick is to dump a bucket of ice cubes down the toilet and flush before you drive to the next location. as you drive, it jostles and basically grinds up all the poop in your black tank, and then melts. when you get at your destination you hook up the sewer drain and let everything blast out.

cant you just like open the thing wide open while you are driving really fast to keep the shitwater stirred up? maybe take it on a bumpy road, or while doing donuts in a parking lot. just let the shitwater fly! furthermore, no matter what you say i will never believe that this is not a common occurance

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Farm Frenzy posted:

read david graebers bullshit jobs, people currently participating in this discussion, its pretty good!

I've read a segment in Rutger Bregman's book "Utopia for Realists" that quotes this (or he came up with the idea independently I can't remember) and I am into it. Gonna get this book

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lol

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

lol that kid talks a lot of poo poo

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Zyme posted:

cant you just like open the thing wide open while you are driving really fast to keep the shitwater stirred up? maybe take it on a bumpy road, or while doing donuts in a parking lot. just let the shitwater fly! furthermore, no matter what you say i will never believe that this is not a common occurance

so the fun thing about our favorite RV poo poo dump incident, when Dave Matthews' tour bus dumped 100 gallons of biohazard shitwater over a bridge onto a chicago tour ferry, is that on those fancy buses there is generally an interlock to ensure you don't accidentally do exactly this. Somebody hot wired a quarter million dollar tour bus' sewer system to be able to crop dust on the go.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Dustcat posted:

RVs are gross

don't mind me, just drivin around w/ 75 gallons on poop of board, tee hee hope i don't need a sludge enema lol

do what the Dave Matthews band did and dump it on a tour boat full of tourists

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007


OHHHHH BANANA

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

wow presdient trampl

https://twitter.com/Emily_Baum/status/1245875443309228032

quote:

Two months before the novel coronavirus probably began spreading in Wuhan, China, the Trump administration ended a $200-million pandemic early-warning program aimed at training scientists in China and other countries to detect and respond to such a threat.

The project, launched by the U.S. Agency for International Development in 2009, identified 1,200 different viruses that had the potential to erupt into pandemics, including more than 160 novel coronaviruses. The initiative, called PREDICT, also trained and supported staff in 60 foreign laboratories — including the Wuhan lab that identified SARS-CoV-2, the new coronavirus that causes COVID-19.

Field work ceased when the funding ran out in September, and organizations that worked on the PREDICT program laid off dozens of scientists and analysts, said Peter Daszak, president of EcoHealth Alliance, a key player in the program.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Zyme posted:

wonder who is he referring to as "our" in the "our stockpile"? oh poo poo, he is referring to himself personally isn't he? the national stockpiles are meant only for him personally and his direct family, not for the states.

Lol that’s 100% it, he thinks it’s for his use and the use of his family

Optical Inch
Oct 26, 2002

Soiled Meat

Sharkie posted:

Feeling all of this strongly but every day i thank jesus i don't have the stressful 80 hour work week of a fortune 500 ceo. even their lunches are business! :ohdear:

all of those dudes fully believe in the righteousness of the system and the self-validation makes them feel like gods

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Well
They may have seen the virus coming but we all saw this twist coming

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Jonny 290 posted:

the advanced tech in rv land is the 'recirculating toilet'. this involves a toilet that when you flush, draws water from the high side of a wire mesh filter in the toilet tank and sprays it down into the bowl, which empties into the tank. all the poo is trapped by the mesh grate and when it's full you pull a big handle on the side of the toilet and empty it, then refill with fresh water

in order to keep this somewhat sanitary and not smelling like the literal closed loop septic tank it actually is, you use 'rv koolaid'. the primary ingredient in this is formaldehyde. I used to have it on amazon subscribe n save.

REO Shitwagon

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



jared means that the stockpile is for them to distribute as they see fit, which means only to states with republican governors

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


i'm gonna lmao forever if ending this program somehow led to the lab tossing something in the trash that shouldn't have been

i don't expect we'll ever know so i'm probably just gonna assume it did

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


lol he will never suffer any political consequences for that

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

lol

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Epic High Five posted:

lol what, the 1200? they sure it isn't like their normal tax return or smtg?

nope it was the stimulus payment

e: he has to be loving with me or something. I'm going to drill him

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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funny thing is that denver is a huge central point of concentration for virtually every western/rockies natgas/oil operation. It was not uncommon to have the parks 70% full of just rig pigs driving around from job to job because they are booked for 3-6 month gigs that make apartment leases unfeasible.

well denver decided to bulldoze all their RV and trailer parks in favor of high density housing a couple years back. You can't get into a legit spot any more with decent utilities. This is why everybody is 'boondocking' in target parking lots.

the thing about "Ohh SAM WALTON liked RVers so you can park your RV overnight in a walmart lot" is bullshit too. It's up to the store manager's discretion. 95% of them ban it now because UnDeSiRaBlEs instead of rich boomers

further note that one 22 year old roughneck that we were parked next to had this cute 17' pull behind camper and had five different girls a week show up. Oil crew FUCKS

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




BIN LADEN DETERMINED TO STRIKE IN U.S.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

neutral milf hotel posted:

do what the Dave Matthews band did and dump it on a tour boat full of tourists

Dave was min maxing the best way to drown people in poo poo, and his music alone wasn't cutting it anymore

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler

Shear Modulus posted:

there was an article i read a few days ago where they said a chinese study had found that a bunch of the "asymptomatic" cases actually had gastrointestinal symptoms like nausea, diarrhea, etc and i had a week or two or intermittent flare-ups of that so i also wonder and will never know if i had it

Yeah 20-30% of what I’m seeing presents as diarrhea and stomach cramps.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


He's right it is just like how capitalism is failing in the USA whereas socialism is saving people in Cuba and allows them to have spare resources to send elsewhere.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

why is spacegodzilla one word

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.


the ghoulishness levels on this tweet, my god

won't the mods do something??

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007


i love how theres been like 50 different versions of this story over the last two weeks

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


it doesn’t matter

he’s president for life

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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euphronius posted:

it doesn’t matter

he’s president for life

as a consolation prize for being the worst president ever, he has settled for being the last president ever.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

euphronius posted:

it doesn’t matter

he’s president for life

I'm OK with this






As long as that means roni gets him before Nov2020

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Zokari posted:

why is spacegodzilla one word

CONTRACTION ON SPACE GODZILLA

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Farm Frenzy posted:

i love how theres been like 50 different versions of this story over the last two weeks

I mean, he probably shut down 50 different unique programs all designed to prepare for a pandemic like this

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facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1245876816922972162

The P Act is real

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