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Taintrunner posted:firing all the nurses in the middle of a pandemic because we ran out of fake money aahahaahwaaahhahahaWHATTEHFUCK money is the realest thing there is
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Apr 3, 2020 04:20
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UnknownTarget posted:I, for one, enjoy how the Democrat's new tactic is to finger wag at Trump and tell him to lead the country when they should know by existing the last 4 years that he's incapable of doing so. Rather than stepping up to the plate, they just throw up their hands and go "well he's big government man we're just small government people with no power he better do something though or else...!". Don't want to turn this thing political now
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UnknownTarget posted:I, for one, enjoy how the Democrat's new tactic is to finger wag at Trump and tell him to lead the country when they should know by existing the last 4 years that he's incapable of doing so. Rather than stepping up to the plate, they just throw up their hands and go "well he's big government man we're just small government people with no power he better do something though or else...!". democrats love to get owned
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Apr 3, 2020 04:20
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kopasetic posted:really starting to feel like the trump administration might not have a handle on this situation give him a chance
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Apr 3, 2020 04:20
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Thesaurus posted:Tortillas store much better than bread for your stockpile, I've discovered That's what I've got. If I want bread type stuff I just make muffins or biscuits from a mix. Those mixes are like a buck or a box of bisquick. Put your oven a 400 something get a 1/2 cup of water to mix in, any other added goodies, 15 minutes, you've got fresh bread stuffs
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Apr 3, 2020 04:21
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SKULL.GIF posted:10 weeks ago I was cackling wildly while looking at all these insane numbers and today I'm just gently accepting life, letting it wash over me like a gentle breeze, a soft wave breaking upon the sandbar I'm hip, I'm cool! Existential dread? 4 weeks ago baby! Clear worry for society and how it will weather this storm? You know that was me 2 weeks ago! What are you a loving baby? Your emotions are that of a toddler! My breakdowns are full sprint you are just crawling
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Apr 3, 2020 04:22
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Admiral Ray posted:money is the realest thing there is Money has number on it, physical manifestation of number
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Apr 3, 2020 04:23
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facetoucher cat posted:That's what I've got. If I want bread type stuff I just make muffins or biscuits from a mix. Those mixes are like a buck or a box of bisquick. Put your oven a 400 something get a 1/2 cup of water to mix in, any other added goodies, 15 minutes, you've got fresh bread stuffs Why didn't I think of this before society collapsed? I bought a bag of flour and some yeast packets
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Apr 3, 2020 04:23
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apatheticman posted:I'm hip, I'm cool! sources close to apatheticman
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Apr 3, 2020 04:24
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mod sassinator posted:i think we're seeing the first crack of a military coup If that carrier captain gets fired then I think it really tees things up for a military coup. Unless they can prove that he leaked his report to the press, they would be firing him for accurately relaying urgent information up the chain of command. Him being removed would be a confirmation that the Commander in Chief expects the military to just suffer massive amounts of casualties in order to protect his political prospects. Also, someone in the Trump admin absolutely leaked it, they are known for leaking basically everything.
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Apr 3, 2020 04:25
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Apr 3, 2020 04:25
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Stereotype posted:If that carrier captain gets fired then I think it really tees things up for a military coup. Unless they can prove that he leaked his report to the press, they would be firing him for accurately relaying urgent information up the chain of command. Also, someone in the Trump admin absolutely leaked it, they are known for leaking basically everything. he was already fired
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Apr 3, 2020 04:26
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because there's always like a couple dozen newcomers to CSPAM who are bloviatingly flabbergasted I guess I have to meet them halfway I don't mean that I'm looking down at others, I just mean that after over two months of going "holy poo poo this is going to gently caress everything up" I've kind of reached a zen acceptance state of things. everything is going to get hosed up. if corona gets me, corona gets me. if the usa balkanizes, the usa balkanizes. glee, awe, shock, horror, terror isn't going to change a single thing about any of these events. I wrap the bandana around my face before I go out for groceries for calories to sustain my continued existence because all the masks are sold out and it's the least I can actually possibly do. everyone else is like "OH MY gently caress!", they'll all get to the same place eventually. this isn't a short-lived crisis, this is our new reality.
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Apr 3, 2020 04:27
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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1245914587708280832quote:White House officials have refused to explain how they generated the figure — a death toll bigger than the United States suffered in the Vietnam War or the 9/11 terrorist attacks. They have not provided the underlying data so others can assess its reliability or provided long-term strategies to lower that death count. quote:Anthony S. Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, told others there are too many variables at play in the pandemic to make the models reliable: “I’ve looked at all the models. I’ve spent a lot of time on the models. They don’t tell you anything. You can’t really rely upon models.” administration is just making up numbers
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Apr 3, 2020 04:27
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Hello covid my old friend
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Apr 3, 2020 04:28
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Admiral Ray posted:he was already fired So he was. They did do what he had asked though and are evacuating the carrier.
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Apr 3, 2020 04:29
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SKULL.GIF posted:because there's always like a couple dozen newcomers to CSPAM who are bloviatingly flabbergasted I guess I have to meet them halfway 
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Apr 3, 2020 04:30
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Only scientists can master the dreaded coronavirus cake.
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Apr 3, 2020 04:30
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lmao at the notion of "united states of america" just shut it down, shut it all down and balkanize why continue the long expired rusequote:"I don't understand why that's not happening," Dr. Anthony Fauci told CNN's Anderson Cooper during CNN's coronavirus town hall.
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Apr 3, 2020 04:31
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Job report tomorrow morning
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Apr 3, 2020 04:33
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Paranoid Peanut posted:Hello covid my old friend I've come to cough with you again.
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Apr 3, 2020 04:33
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Apr 3, 2020 04:34
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mod sassinator posted:i think we're seeing the first crack of a military coup Listen: there will NOT be a military coup in the United States. The senior officers all went through West Point or the Naval Academy or wherever, and they all fervently believe in the concept of military power being subservient to civilian political leadership. They will cite - and probably actually believe in - the core values of their service branches. Sure, they're loving morons - especially because it should be painfully clear to absolutely anyone that Trump is a goddamn criminal. But they won't cross that line. They still believe in American exceptionalism, and think we're the Good Guys.
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Apr 3, 2020 04:34
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Job report tomorrow morning it's gonna show mild to moderate job losses because it doesn't cover the past 2 weeks. We'll get that in May.
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Apr 3, 2020 04:34
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lmao duterte is shooting people dead in the streets now https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rodrigo-duterte-philippines-president-coronavirus-lockdown-shoot-people-dead/quote:Later that night, Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte took to the airwaves with a chilling warning for his citizens: Defy the lockdown orders again and the police will shoot you dead.
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Apr 3, 2020 04:35
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mod sassinator posted:i think we're seeing the first crack of a military coup
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Apr 3, 2020 04:35
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Failson posted:I've come to cough with you again. a tube down my throat and I am sleeping...
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Apr 3, 2020 04:35
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Taintrunner posted:we're gonna fire all the healthcare workers because there's no profit to be made anymore in a pandemic 
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Apr 3, 2020 04:35
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Job report tomorrow morning please, my dick can only get so hard!
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Apr 3, 2020 04:36
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mod sassinator posted:i think we're seeing the first crack of a military coup You think that something will matter? Wow Trump better watch out.
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Apr 3, 2020 04:36
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/NYTScience/status/1245473173166084097 just gonna delete this from my memory for my own good
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Apr 3, 2020 04:36
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i cant get a job at local hospitals because they're actively CUTTING hours right now in east tennessee the wave hasn't hit yet. they know it's coming. instead of hiring people on (im literally applying to be an ER grunt as a clinical year PA student) they're just moving their own people around. The hypochondriacs have stopped coming in, and the rush of people thinking they have corona doesn't make up the difference. managers are worried about their bottom line. like im just sitting here with cancelled rotations wanting to help or do anything but no matter how many application i send no one messages me back i have literally every single certificate or license i need just to work in the er as a go'fer like what the gently caress let me help
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Apr 3, 2020 04:37
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upgunned shitpost posted:every cop with the 'roni is a gun not pointed at you during the eventual bread riots. i hope tony bologna gets the roni
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Apr 3, 2020 04:38
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Job report tomorrow morning did you lose track of days? 
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Apr 3, 2020 04:38
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oh yeah, it's the first friday of the month, it's gunna look fine
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Apr 3, 2020 04:38
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Apr 3, 2020 04:39
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You have to get it through your head that Trump is like superman. He gets his superpowers from the sun, except its not the sun. It's the decay and distrust of democracy. The more people that die, the more powerful he is. The more people understand that they are 100% guaranteed to die the more they love him. The more our institutions are gutted and disparaged the harder it is to get rid of him. The whole republican party is like a ball of poo poo rolling downhill, and the country falling off a cliff isn't going to slow it down.
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Apr 3, 2020 04:39
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I hope a future hellworld presser has president trump demonstrating how to fold a half sheet of toilet paper and wipe our rear end with it, as he snacks on and eats sheets of toilet paper
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Jesus Christ https://www.huffpost.com/entry/legal-sex-workers-denied-coronavirus-aid_n_5e86287ac5b6d302366ca912 quote:When Congress passed the massive $2 trillion bailout bill last week, it made sure that self-employed people or other independent workers could apply for loans or grants from the Small Business Administration. But there was one very specific ― and puritanical ― exception: legal sex workers and others in the adult entertainment industry.
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